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Dexter, MO

Volleyball

It rides up because of my fat thighs.  (Tuesday | post #2)

Dexter, MO

Any hiking trails in the boogie woods?

Watch out for the boogie, I've heard stories.  (Tuesday Mar 21 | post #3)

Dexter, MO

Topix is a very poor site

Trump will make Topix great again.  (Monday Mar 20 | post #4)

Dexter, MO

Amy Cordin

Who the hell used my name?  (Friday Mar 17 | post #20)

Dexter, MO

Women having children

Honestly I thinks she's more of the problem not the father. She's contradicting herself all over, changing up the story and obviously lying. Very rude too.  (Tuesday Mar 14 | post #16)

Dexter, MO

Women having children

Every situation is different. Uh huh seems like she was exaggerating a lot of it and making the other half up.  (Monday Mar 13 | post #13)

Dexter, MO

Women having children

So that's $560 a month you're taking from someone else, and that's not enough? Have you thought about getting a job? I'm sure you have family willing to help out. Your attitude sucks, just because you had a kid doesn't mean you're entitled to a free ride for life. Having kids before you were married was a decision you made, much less with a homeless man who is known to be a cheater. WTF were you thinking? Also it seems like you're purposely keeping the kid away from their father over some personal grudge, which is not healthy for the child. I have more than one kid and have known the struggle as a single dad. I've been there and done all that (not the welfare fraud that you admitted you were doing), I didn't cry about it and acted like a victim.  (Sunday Mar 12 | post #10)

Dexter, MO

Women having children

Which confirms my point, women would be more careful who they lay down with. You didn't see baby mamas with five kids before all these welfare and wealth redistribution programs were around. Its not "retarded " its obviousness.  (Sunday Mar 12 | post #6)

Dexter, MO

Women having children

They get obscene amounts in child support, WIC, cash assistance, $1,500 per child tax credit and food stamps for every kid they have. There's no incentive to stay with the father or keep a family together.  (Sunday Mar 12 | post #2)

Dexter, MO

Huddle House

In Dexter.  (Friday Mar 10 | post #9)

Dexter, MO

Huddle House

Fill out an application  (Tuesday Mar 7 | post #5)

Dexter, MO

Who's the biggest douche bag in dexter

Whoever drives the biggest diesel pickup but never hauls anything in it.  (Sunday Mar 5 | post #2)

Dexter, MO

Little Lambs Daycare

They watch kids.  (Friday Mar 3 | post #2)

Dexter, MO

looking for carl

Ask Lenny  (Feb 21, 2017 | post #2)

Dexter, MO

A man's size

I'm the most obvious guy in Dexter.  (Jan 28, 2017 | post #8)

Q & A with Captain Obvious Says

Hometown:

Dexter

Neighborhood:

Out Yonder

Local Favorites:

Taco Bell, Fiddlers, Town & Country, On The Go

When I'm Not on Topix:

Then Im Probably on Pornhub

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I make fun of the stupid people

I'm Listening To:

Gabriel Iglesias, Beastie Boys

Read This Book:

1984, Mad Magazine

Favorite Things:

Trolling, pissing people off with a redicoulous internet personality

On My Mind:

Boobs