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Murray, KY

blacks on welfare having kids

And this is why you need a tubectomy. If you're interested, I'll recommend a good specialist. I will even pay for the operation.  (Mar 2, 2014 | post #30)

Haiti's poor resort to eating mud cookies

Why is it that Haitians are forced to eat mud whereas your Dominican Neighbours live in a First world country? Before 1804, and under French rule, the GDP of Haiti exceeded that of the United states, making it the world's most productive colony! Not only could Haiti feed itself, but it could also export sugar to the rest of the world. After independence, Haitians did a lot of stupid things: -They killed all Mulattos. Mulattos formed the administrative and economic backbone of post-independence haiti. -They invaded the Dominican republic, souring relations with their only neighbour. -They completely deforested their part of Hispaniola. This ruined agriculture and eroded topsoil, leaving Haitians with nothing to eat but mud. -Of course, leaders like Papa Doc did their part. -On top of Biblical catastrophe, Haitians never developed enough common sense to stop fucking! Haiti's birth rate of 6 kids per woman helped keep the country perpetually poor. When I see Haitians eating mud, despite having once-fertile land, and despite being surrounded by some of the best fishing waters on the planet, I cannot help but blame them for their own misery. I feel that any aid to Haiti is wasted. The best thing we can do is blockade the island till Haitians figure out this new-fangled thing called 'civilization'.  (Feb 25, 2014 | post #224)

African-American

Post your best Haiti jokes

What are some popular dance-moves in Haitian clubs these days? "Raise the roof" and "Hold up the wall".  (Jan 28, 2014 | post #462)

Australia

War Indonesia vs Australia, Who will win?

Today: Australia will win. In 10 years: Indonesia, no contest. Why? Because of the F-35, Australia has comitted to by 100 of those flying shitpiles, at 200 million dollars EACH! Meanwhile, Indonesia will be flying hundreds of Su-35 fighters, who will eat F-35's for breakfast. Once air cover is gone, the Indonesians can bomb Australia into submission without ever landing troops on the ground. Of course, Australia can easily avoid this situation by purchasing Su-35s itself (for a modest 40 million each). However, any Prime Minister who tries to cancel the F-35 contract will be bitten in the balls by John Howard.  (Jan 13, 2014 | post #4125)

Asian-American

Why is Africa such a cesspool?

Let's not forget our heritage... The first humans evolved in Africa, and ran the fuck out. Whatever was left evolved into the apemen that inhabit the continent today. What do you expect from them anyway? Building civilization requires natural selection. Our ancestors survived crossing harsh deserts, icy peaks, and huge oceans to get to where we are today. All this weeded out the duds and left us smart enough to start civilization. In Africa, however, the natives were never challenged by natural selection, and were never forced to give up their ways of eating bananas, flinging shit, and living in mud huts.  (Oct 14, 2013 | post #4)

Australia

I warn Aussies to read Quran & Hadiths.

I agree with Ahmed, the Quran is full of contradictory bullshit. The same goes for every religion. The Bible and Torah preach slavery and genocide. The Manusmriti (Hindu) endorses the Caste system. The difference between Islam and every other major religion is that followers of the latter have learned to put aside their crazy-holy-books and get on with their lives. To most of us, religion has a place in a temple, church, or sinagouge, and remains there. We don't bring religion into schools, politics, or into family life. Islam is completely different. Many Muslims cannot separate religion from their daily life, and go around raping, killing, and bombing 'kafirs' because of what a 7th century madman-pedophile (PBUH) wrote down in between epileptic seizures. Leaving Islam in the Mosque would do the Muslim world untold good. Perhaps there will be a second 'Islamic Golden Age', but only once Muslims admit that the Koran is not the only source of knowledge.  (Sep 20, 2013 | post #5)

Sikh

Brahmin Jokes

Equal rights mean equal priviliges. Reservations are unequal. If you truly want to be treated as an equal, you must decline any reservation, at a university, job, or government post. If you don't, you and your offspring will forever be dependent on state-support. You will be a race of overgrown children who need a nanny-state to take care of you. Live with dignity and independence. That is what Ambedkar would have wanted.  (Aug 27, 2013 | post #30)

Huntington, WV

There is an inverse correlation between IQ and aggression.

No wonder Stephen Hawking is so smart!  (Aug 25, 2013 | post #4)