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Calif. man who said he fled zombies pleads guilty

Brains!  (Thursday May 16 | post #13)

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Man dressed as Cookie Monster arrested in NY

send me your dresses...  (Apr 9, 2013 | post #4)

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Men in Dresses Steal Purses from Upscale Shop

or metrosexualizing....  (Apr 3, 2013 | post #2)

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Too much Axe Body Spray sends student to hospital

That's too much tv.  (Mar 21, 2013 | post #7)

Health

From the Kidneys to Your Heart: What Detox Pads Can Do fo...

"rub a clove of fresh garlic on your feet, you will taste the flavor in less than 5 minutes" - so glad this doesn't apply to when you step on sh*t.  (Mar 11, 2013 | post #1)

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Handsome Men Make More, Study Claims

As soon as you know the guy is rich...they become handsome.  (Mar 11, 2013 | post #17)

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Health aide accused of feces revenge

Sh*t happens.  (Mar 6, 2013 | post #2)

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Cops: Man had stolen underwear, sex toys

"female clothing, sex toys, photographs and feminine hygiene products." - feminine hygiene???  (Feb 25, 2013 | post #2)

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Burger King Twitter account appears to be hacked

Hamburglar did it.  (Feb 19, 2013 | post #3)

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'Oompa-Loompas attack': Three men arrested on suspicion o...

I bet Wonka is behind this.  (Jan 29, 2013 | post #3)

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230 lbs of cheese seized at NM port

Those rats.  (Jan 10, 2013 | post #12)

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FL man wanted for having sex with horse

Poor horse.  (Jan 3, 2013 | post #8)

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Kim Kardashian is pregnant

Now where is the video?  (Jan 2, 2013 | post #41)

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'Oompa-Loompas' hunted by police over attack on man outsi...

I bet Wonka has something to do with this.  (Jan 1, 2013 | post #6)

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Quickie weddings on the rise

More time for honeymoon.  (Dec 13, 2012 | post #21)