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Mes an Dumplin luvs etin at Bic Chons. Wez aint fat. Chust a sever case uh bloat. Any whos. All dem hinnershitz hill hikes up n dahn makeses us grawling stomicks. Soz we fix it gut.  (Mar 17, 2012 | post #5)

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A crowd of six other drunks gathered on Hinnershitz Hill as Dumplin' saw my beer belly. It's six more weeks of drinkin'!  (Feb 2, 2012 | post #146)

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Mes n Dumplin will be troddin up Hinnershitz hill to see the grundsow. Wez hopen fer an earli spring. I'm hopin Dumplin seez a shadow of me beer belly. that means six more weeks a drinkin.  (Jan 31, 2012 | post #143)

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Shudt old vacashuns, be fergots, an never dont, ya mind. Shudt old vacashuns, be fergots, in da juggs, of homemade shine. Fer homemade shine, Me dear. Fer homemade shine. Veal drink a jugg, or too, me dear, fer da sakes, of homemade shine. Happi Nue Yeer frum Bobby & Dumplin' naw pass dah sowerkrotch.  (Dec 31, 2011 | post #137)

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Twas the Night Before Santi twas the night before santi and all through the trailer the beer was all gone i was drunk as a sailor my hunting socks were hung by the kerosun to dry i was hungry so i shoved in my face a slab of punkin pie the blood hundts were all snuggled at the foot of me bed their stomachs a growlin' they hadn't been fed with dumplin still wavin' that big rollin' pin she's still PO'd cause I finished the gin Come to bed mama I said as I tried to makeup She cursed and she swore... 'you drunken dumkoff.' Suddenly at the carport we heard a big spat We rushed to the winda fearin our tires went flat There sat a fat man fell down in the snow He wore a red suit Naw woodn't ya know He cursed as he rose on his fat little feet a profanity tyrade that couldn't be beat A sack full of stuff was spilt on the ground we looked at each other our hearts started to pound this gift-giving elf has happened our way he sorted and stacked and then flewd away we brung in the presents stuck em under the tree climbed back into bed in the mornin' we'll see come sun-up we wobbled back out to the pine the gifts looked so purty all tied up in twine we ripped and we opened and tore them apart to find that ol' santi had left us a fart.  (Dec 7, 2011 | post #129)

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Me an Chewy Louie spended cider Monday on Hinnershitz Hill with a jug. Suren was a nice day aut. Wez both got packages.  (Nov 29, 2011 | post #127)

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Well we's hada gut time to the aukshun fer thanksgivin. Dumplin n me font a nice duck. wez gived up turkey yearins ago. I really liek duck. Alweyz haved. Fact is, when I was a little quacker, I had a duck fer me first pet. I named him gofuka. Sumtimes he gotten loose in the neighburshood. I be running up the street hollarin' gofuka duck! gofuka duck! neighburs all be lookin at me funny. Anywho. hope ya hada nice turkey or ducky day of urin own.  (Nov 28, 2011 | post #125)

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Me's is goin to the auction again this veek. I needs me some froots and weggies. I like stush like my bunanas, plumes, appels, orangis. When I was a youngin I used to where those frootie unnerwears. Yeah, froot uhdah loom. 'n some of my friends use to give me weggies.  (Nov 15, 2011 | post #124)

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Me n dumplin. were goin to the auction today. We're gonna have dumplins'. They taste just like moms. well, they should. Mom works at the dumplin' stand.  (Nov 9, 2011 | post #123)

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I et to much yesterday n gots the shitson on hinnershitz hill. But I did found a nice spanner wrench next to the soft pretzel table.  (Nov 3, 2011 | post #122)

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I need to get me some tools and feed my face.  (Oct 30, 2011 | post #121)

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