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Abingdon, VA

******cat eggs*****

Any1 got any cat eggs 4 sale? I PAY TOP DOLLAR.  (Sep 15, 2013 | post #1)

Abingdon, VA

Here I am

SILENCE IMBECILE!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! Your = belonging to you You're = contraction of 'you are' Most people learn this basic English rule in primary school. Perhaps it's time you returned to remedial reading class. Then afterward you can let the math teacher measure his penis with your mouth.  (Jan 5, 2013 | post #9)

Abingdon, VA

Wtf WhyY IZ EVRY1 S000 MEEN ON HERE?

I'm back for 2014, you shit-gobbling worm. More later. Meantime, feel free to sift my DUNG for doodads. When I return, I shall force feed you said leavenings in a scalding and repugnant strudel.  (Jan 5, 2013 | post #7)

Abingdon, VA

Here I am

Kermit is my strepdaddy. He use to beet me with a wiffle ball bat full of brown reclusez That old school is off Brumley Gap Rd...or used to be anyway. The only time u can see it now is if you go out there on a full moon with an erection and whisper "grizzly Adams" in the moonlight of a winter solstice Gotta go, here comes Kermit and he's been at the moose lodge uh oh....  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #7)

Abingdon, VA

is there a gay, black church in the area?

I grunt in exultation when I drop Raven Simones in the bidet.  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #8)

Abingdon, VA

is there a gay, black church in the area?

Yawn until dawn on your fancy post, bookworm! Hitch yourself to the verbose caboose and chug on outta our one-book town! That said, I am also *very* interested in attending a homosexual thug megachurch, specifically in Abingdon.  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #6)

Abingdon, VA

amanda miller

Indeed I do. What's on your mind?  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #3)

Abingdon, VA

Cheddars exit 7

So true, Rosie. So true. After all, it's no secret that they fry their blastmeat in a poison toilet.  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #43)

Abingdon, VA

Keha Necessary

Wrong again, DINGBAT! It's Keesha Nessatheesathese SAY IT OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW: KEE-SHA. NESSA-CESSA-THESE Now you know.  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #8)

Abingdon, VA

hot guy in blue jeep

Vin Van Carmopolis.  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #2)

Abingdon, VA

James Widner/ Heather Winder

They're in a bunker of my choosing, you tree born toad! U GOTS 2 PAY THE PIPER 2 GIT INTO THAT BUNKER WHEN KERMYT CHANGE MI DIAPER I WATCH UR MIMAW HUNKER IN A THREADBARE HOUSEDRESS SHE FLIPFUK HEATHER WIDNER THE BUNKER IS A MESS BUT U GOTTA PAY THE PIPER  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #2)

Abingdon, VA

Here I am

U r meen! this is what i am talking about guyZ...U wouldn't talk 2 mi like that if u new what KERMIT done 2 mi... Hint: HE RAPED MI IN THAT BURNED OUT SCHOOLHOUSE IN BRUMLEY GAP OK!?!? I hope u guys don't mind if I konfess sum truths about what my stepdad KERMIT done @ XMAS. Peace, •••{{{###***BISCUI T FACE***###}}}•••  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #5)

Abingdon, VA

Wtf WhyY IZ EVRY1 S000 MEEN ON HERE?

COME ON U GUYS N GALZ LOL ITS XMAS IN THE TRICITYS AND I LOOK AROUND ON THIS PLANK (BORD LOL) AND ALL I C IS H8!!!! TRIE 2 REMIMBER THIS HOLIDAY SEESUN THE BABYMANGER AND WHAT HE DONE 4 U TRY 2 LUV UR NAYBOR AS THYSLEF PLUS GOOD CHEER OR S8N WILL KILL U If y'all don't shape up QWIK SANTA'S GONNA BILLOW UP OUT OF HELL AND RAMROD UR TURDCUTTER WITH A MAKESHIFT WHIRLYGIG!!!!!!!!! $$11 :P  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #1)

Abingdon, VA

Here I am

That won't be, um, necessary. What are you bringing to the party? I'm bringing my step daddy KERMYT. Look at me sideways and he'll STOMP U. He'll flat foot on your face this Christmas you pigeon-eyed SINNER!!!!  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #3)