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Greenville, KY

Who do you support for U.S. House in Kentucky (District 1...

Tom was invited to his friend’s house for dinner. He found that his buddy called his wife every cute name in the book: honey, darling, sweetheart, pumpkin, and baby. When she was in the kitchen, he leaned over to his friend and said, “I think it’s nice you still call your wife all those pet names.” “To tell you the truth,” his friend said, “I forgot her name about three years ago.” ****BIG STEVIE ALERT**** Big Stevie, and Mrs. Big Stevie, will be traveling for the next several days, back to the old ancestral homelands in Kentucky. So, the Joke of the Day will not be in operation, during this period. It will resume next Tuesday, September 2, 2014. In the meantime, Big Stevie wishes everyone wonderful days, until he returns. That is all!  (Thursday | post #648)

Greenville, KY

Who do you support for U.S. House in Kentucky (District 1...

Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again." To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times!"  (Wednesday Aug 27 | post #647)

Greenville, KY

Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

New Texas Priest A new priest, born and raised in Texas, comes to serve in a city parish, and is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, "Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like, ‘Yes, I see,' and 'Yes, go on,' and 'I understand.' The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with one hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, "Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, "No shit, what happened next?"  (Tuesday Aug 26 | post #33139)