Recent Posts
Paul vs Conway: The Nastiest Debate Of 2010 | TPMDC
Make that "chosen. " Old fingers, I'm afraid. Normally, I wouldn't add this because most people would have known what I meant. Big Stevie only does this for those "lesser informed" folks, who don't know whether to shit, or go blind. (2 hrs ago | post #17452)
Paul vs Conway: The Nastiest Debate Of 2010 | TPMDC
Well, thank you! I'm glad that you at least enjoy something about my chose life's work. Now, you may go back to annoying the others, because you didn't bother me a bit! Oh, and thank you once again! (2 hrs ago | post #17451)
Paul vs Conway: The Nastiest Debate Of 2010 | TPMDC
A farmer picks up an American Indian, who he came up on hitch-hiking. The Indian is a man of few words, but eventually looks over at the brown paper bag, in between them, and asks, "Mmm... What in bag?" The farmer says, "It's a big jug of wine, that I got for my wife." The Indian thinks for a second and says, "Mmm... Good trade!" (2 hrs ago | post #17450)
Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude." She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "Everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." "I am," replied the balloonist. "But how did you know?" "Well," said the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You've made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect ME to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met but, somehow, now it's all MY fault... (Yesterday | post #28246)
Copyright ©2013 Topix LLC
