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Greenville, KY

Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

What is wrong with this site? I gave up posting jokes because I couldn't find the threads I usually post on, then this morning I got an email from Topix, telling me that I had replies. That has never happened before! I'm going to make one more try, to resume my jokes and, if that doesn't work, I'm outta here for the duration!  (Oct 30, 2014 | post #33300)

Greenville, KY

Woman's head stepped on by Rand Paul supporters

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately, John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line, so he decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down he asks the man next to him if anyone is sitting there. The man told him no, it was empty. John is very excited to have a seat like this at a Super Bowl, and asks why in the world no one is using it? The man replied that it was his wife's seat but she passed away. He said this was the first Super Bowl that they have not attended together since they were married in 1968. John said that it was really sad, and asked whether he couldn't find someone, a relative or a close friend, to take the seat? "No," replied the man, "They're all at the funeral…"  (Oct 30, 2014 | post #33299)

Greenville, KY

Who do you support for U.S. House in Kentucky (District 1...

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?” Wife: “In the swimming pool.”  (Oct 20, 2014 | post #700)

Greenville, KY

Who do you support for U.S. House in Kentucky (District 1...

A psychiatrist was giving three crazy men a test, just to see what stage of insanity they might be in, so he draws a door on the wall, and then he orders them to go out, through it. They all start rushing to the door, except for one, who remains sitting. The doctor goes over to him and asks, “Sir, why didn’t you join the others?” The patient replies, "Awwww, let 'em fight it out!" "But….. why?" asks the doctor. With a knowing smile on his face, the patient replies, "I've got the key!"  (Oct 19, 2014 | post #699)