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Greenville, KY

Who do you support for U.S. House in Kentucky (District 1...

After the christening of his baby brother, in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three or four times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys!"  (22 min ago | post #506)

Greenville, KY

Who do you support for U.S. House in Kentucky (District 1...

Eight men have been at a mental hospital, for a period of time, and are being tested to find out how they are progressing, in order for them to be able to leave the place, and go home. The doctor in charge takes them all into a room and, with a ball pen, draws a door on the wall and asks each one of the patients to try and open the door, for him, as part of the test. Seven of them rushed over to the wall, and attempted to open the door, which had been drawn on it, but all failed. Needless to say, the doctor was disappointed with the results but, nevertheless, he went over to the last guy, who was still sitting down, twiddling his thumbs, and asked him why he didn’t stand up and try to open the door with the others. The eighth man replied: “Those dumb asses weren't going anywhere, because I'm the one with the key!"  (Yesterday | post #505)

Greenville, KY

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One day, while at her job as a bank loan officer, a lady by the name of Patty Wack, had a frog hop onto her desk and say, "I would like to apply for a lily-pad improvement loan." Patty looked incredulously at the frog and said, "I'm sorry, we don't loan money to frogs." The frog replied, "My name is Mick Jagger, Jr., and I have collateral," and he handed her a small ceramic trinket. Not wanting to be impolite, Patty said, "I don't know, sir. I'll have to talk to the bank manager." She walked back to the manager's office and said, "There is a frog out here, asking for a lily-pad improvement loan, and this trinket is all he has for collateral." The bank manager picked up the trinket, and looked at it carefully, rolling it around in his hand for a better view. Then, smiling incredulously, he turned to Patty and said, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rolling Stone!"  (Saturday | post #19308)