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Headline:

I choose NOT to understand YOU

Hometown:

Up your face! Aha,ha,ha,ha!!!

Neighborhood:

It was fine til you showed up!

Local Favorites:

Everybody was doing it... I just wanted to be popular

I Belong To:

Yeah, why is it so important to you? "Everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk."

When I'm Not on Topix:

"I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!"

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Who are you, and why should I care?

I'm Listening To:

Lies, lies and slander!

Read This Book:

Hey, let's go join the Reform party.

Favorite Things:

"Call me old fashioned but I like a dump to be as memorable as it is devastating."

On My Mind:

"Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody."

Blog / Website / Homepage:

"Oh wait, you're serious....Let me laugh even harder."

I Believe In:

I was God once. Behold... the Internet. "Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No."