Barney Stinson

High heel teen falls under train

It's okay guys, she's just on Platform 9 and 3/4, heading to Hogwarts. (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #16)

Katie Couric Dancing: Four Martini Minimum

She's on very thin ice. very thin ice. very very thin ice. (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #12)

Essential iPhone Accessories Include A Cell Phone: Newsweek

you're retarded. did you even read the sentence that uses those words? these are 8 accessories that are ESSENTIAL to make your iPhone even work well once you've bought it. As in: the iPhone sucks until you pay another couple hundred dollars on these items. the original article was stupid, those things are far from essential (seriously, a bluetooth and a belt-holster?). this article was simply mocking that they suggest getting a second phone for when your iPhone battery dies in a matter of hours. (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #2)

Stagecoach made of toothpicks

wasted life. (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #4)

Horror as zoo’s bear turns grisly

so what... tazers are good enough for grandmas and school children, but not a bear? You would think that the zoo staff would have the tranqs around for these situations. My take on it is they should have let the bear kill the guy. it's cruel to keep an animal in captivity then shoot it for defending itself. The dude shouldn't have gotten into the pen with a bear if he can't hang. (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #11)

if "marriage " is a religious thing, then how do you explain the government involvement in it? also, i DO think. i just don't live on your slippery slope, so my thinking doesn't lead me to the conclusion that people will marry an animal (which cant give consent). (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #2714)

whether the people are married or not has ablsolutely no bearing on these occurences. you're trying to connect two uncorelated things. sorry, doesn't work. (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #2712)

Ten-year-old Won't Recite Pledge Until Gays Can Marry

best interview question ever asked on tv is from this interview. "What is a gaywad?" (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #2546)

There is a difference. Hitler had a moustache. (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #110)

US News

Palinophobes Hate First, Ask Questions Later

I don't need to ask any questions. Katie Couric asked plenty enough for me to get an understanding of how dumb Palin is. Katie asked about the Bush Administration's BAIL OUT planthere are more, you can find select transcript here: http://en.wikipedi a.org/wiki/Sarah_P alin_interviews_wi th_Katie_Couric (Monday Nov 23 | post #45)

oh, you mean people who might not or definitely will not be able to adequately perform the duties of their job? And gay people are the same as that... how? (Monday Nov 23 | post #5123)

same-sex marriage doesn't cause disorderly procreation. (Monday Nov 23 | post #2245)