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Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

Ditto...!!! -Baba Rum Raisen The "Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade India."  (Feb 20, 2013 | post #49481)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

My Flatulent Child... Perhaps the odors you are experiencing are a manifestation of that nasty cheap vindaloos you keep buying from the street hawkers down by the Kindia ferry wharf... For it is truly written... That he who smelt it... Dealt it...! -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Feb 7, 2013 | post #48825)

Chico, CA

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Is that you BOB...??? http://www.merryst andish.com/dolanlo ses.html http://www.guardia n.co.uk/politics/2 001/may/31/electio n2001.uk5  (Feb 1, 2013 | post #31)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

Ditto...! -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Jan 31, 2013 | post #48343)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

My child, your cosmic vibes of distress and offering of the glorious pork rinds have summoned me from the supramental transcendent hot-tub I just had installed in my super swanky Penthouse in Cuffe Parade Mumbai... SO THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT!!! Anyway... For it is truly written that "Cleanliness is next to Godliness" but a Nathhan's hot dog without onions and relish is just WRONG! So go my child and contemplate thy navel in the great bubble bath of life and always remember the immortal words of the great Yogi Mark Twain, "No bath will cure people's manners, but drowning would help." -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Jul 2, 2012 | post #38129)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

Ditto...!" -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.” (smiles)  (Jul 1, 2012 | post #38091)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

My child, questions such as "Was I a good looking baby?" or "did I keep you awake at night?" or "Should I get the coleslaw or fries with my burger?" are questions that have been asked many times by the great supramental holy men who seek the answers on Hollywood Squares. But just as the Monks spin the prayer wheels in Tibet, Vanna White must spin the letters of the great board on Wheel Of Fortune to reveal the supreme truths that we all seek but can never seem to find like that one damned sock that always seems to get lost in the dryer somehow. So ask not the questions that cannot be answered except in the great cosmic void of Nirvana, but always remember the advice of that great supramental Holy Man Yogi Berra, "When you come to the fork in the road... take it!" -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Jul 1, 2012 | post #38079)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

My child, true enlightenment can only be achieved with the proper wattage and a REALLY long extension cord. And only a hypogomous, inbred fool would try to achieve this supramental yogic enlightenment without the help of the friendly folks at your local Home Depot! And so my child, seek not the harsh reality of the evil round incandescent bulb which radiates the most horrifying vampiristic glare on the human life-forces as it engulfs the entire area with its diabolical vibes, but bask in the glow of a nice warm fluorescent lamp and save 20 to 40 percent off your monthly electric bill. Only then will you achieve TRUE enlightenment! -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Jun 29, 2012 | post #38002)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

But my child, your assumption that I am directing my posts at you are merely manifestations of your ego which binds you to this earthly plane and makes you eat all the shrimp at the salad bar and piss off all the rest of the people in line! I am merely a speck in the universal cosmos who excelled and topped the class all throughout school and college and earned an income of 7 figures until I transcended the supramental yogic plain and bought my super swanky penthouse and became "The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai." So fear not my child for the dinner bell of life is ringing and if you hurry you get some pudding before it is all gone and you have to settle for that nasty green jello with the little marshmallows in it! -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Jun 28, 2012 | post #37997)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

Ditto...!" -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Jun 28, 2012 | post #37990)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

My child, such questions as "where am I?"... "who am I?" and "who the heck ate all the cream cheese and what am supposed to do with this dry beagle now?" are merely ripples in the great milk shake of life! For really, being "anywhere " is better than being one of those nasty little green things that we all pick out of our holiday fruit cakes. So fear not my child, the answer to your question is within us all and we must only peel away the skins of our mortal bodies like we peel away the skin of an onion, only to find another, and another and another until we have no onion left for our hamburgers. -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Jun 28, 2012 | post #37987)

Chico, CA

Messianic Jews say they are persecuted in Israel

While contemplating my navel this morning in my Million Dollar penthouse flat in the Cuffe Parade district of Mumbai India I realized that “Death wears heavy slippers... while life is a pair of shiny shoes.” Wow! I am really, REALLY smart! -Baba Rum Raisen “The Rama Lama Ding Dong of Cuffe Parade - Mumbai.”  (Jun 28, 2012 | post #37984)