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Atheism requires as much faith as religion?

Other than Jesus Christ, I'm the best of 'em all. I detest heresy from Cathylicks, Mormons and Jeehovy Witnesses. I'm America's Best Christian. Praise!  (Oct 10, 2012 | post #128970)

Atheism

Atheism requires as much faith as religion?

Which is why we are called upon to detest all unsaved trash, including MORMONS...The Bible COMMANDS us to DETEST all those who are not TRUE Christians and God told me to hate the likes of FAKE Christians like you. You are no longer an individual. You are promote HERESY. There is a difference. Glory!  (Oct 9, 2012 | post #128731)

Atheism

Atheism requires as much faith as religion?

And Bible-believing, TRUE Christians, like ME, are sexy and polite. Take a good look at my profile pic. I was raised by TRUE Christian parents and I turned out just nifty...Hell, I'm a BETTER Christian than you...I'm America's BEST Christian...As to prayer being prohibited, I find that MOST Christians are TOO ASHAMED to pray in public when the Holy Spirit calls on them to squat and holler and roll on the ground...I do this regularly at Home Depot when I'm shopping for nail guns and two-by-fours for my own personal crucifixion....NO ONE BUT YOURSELF prohibits you from praying...FAKE-ASS Christian! ROFLMAO!  (Oct 9, 2012 | post #128728)

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Don't dictate beliefs

I thought all you Mormons had died in Waco. Fake Christians like you are closer to the Devil than the atheists. It's easier to convert an atheist to the ONE TRUE God who inseminated Bethlehem's jizz rag, Mary, when she opened her legs to a glorious impregnation, than it is to get a MORMON to take off his occult MORMON magic underwear or as they call it: temple undergarments. FAKE Christians like you believe all sorts of heresy. If you read the King James PROTESTANT Bible, you'll see that salvation isn't about believing in "GOD", it's about believing in the RIGHT GOD: Yahwehjesuspigeon. Yahwehjesuspigeon, the triune God, has NOTHING to do with filthy sects like the Mormons/Morons, Cathylicks, E-piss-co-pay-lian s or other pseudo-religions. Hell, Josy Smith gave you the Other Testament of Jesus Christ. We sure did need that, didn't we? I guess it's mentioned somewhere in the Gospel of John where Jesus says, “Oh, and by the way, you'll be really excited to know that I've got another Testament to give you all!” And all his followers were like, “Great news, Jesus, can you tell us what it is?” And Jesus said, “Well, that's the thing, it's not going to be made available to you’all for another two-thousand years.” And they all were like, “Two-thousand more years? What good is that gonna do us?” And Jesus said something like, “You know? You're right, it's not gonna do you any good. In fact, I’ll be seein’ ya, I got better things to do till then.” And the followers said, “But, what about us?” And Jesus shrugged his shoulders and said, “Well, tough luck, I guess.” Abandon your heresy, believe in the RIGHT GOD and be SAVED! http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=pWPby wYHbEA  (Oct 7, 2012 | post #2572)

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Atheism requires as much faith as religion?

I'm a TRUE Christian and I'm up one on Mr. Nelson. Yes, the glorious image is from Jesus Hisself! HAH! I beat Mr. Nelson on the worship of this dog's rear! My pastor found out about this and our entire GODLY congregation has been worshiping at this altar. Our LORD loves TRUE Christians so much that he makes it easy to find Him on our pets' rears. Atheists' pets don't receive such GRACE from Jesus Christ Hisself. Glory!  (Oct 7, 2012 | post #128193)

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In America, atheists are still in the closet

Not really...Sterilization, contraceptive use and abortion, PLANNED PARENTHOOD, will keep the U.S. from going into savage, third world, breeding mode where women with capacious vaginal dimensions and zero education plus low IQs squirt out semen demons, miserable crotch droppings, into the streets...See third world CATHOLIC countries...Obama is absolutely right in the support of Planned Parenthood but he does not go far enough in encouraging a culture of contraception, sterilization and abortion....and that's where my LIBERTARIAN support ends. Until breeding practices are called into question, all else is white noise. Glory!  (Oct 6, 2012 | post #39892)

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Why do atheists care about what people believe.

YOU are the infidel and a FAKE-ASS Christian because you DENY the FACT that Jesus Christ impregnated his own mother, the Whore of Bethlehem, with Himself, bein' as the Father and the Son are ONE which means that Christ was present at Mary's glorious insemination. Mary opened her legs, squatted in a wide stance, ears to ankles, so God could honor her with being the first jizz rag to mate with the Lord. The details of moist, sticky, sex with God are omitted from the Bible but TRUE Christians KNOW what happened that fateful night when Mary said, "YES", to an artificial insemination. This is BIBLE porn and a testament to the faith of TRUE Christians. Here, educate yourself: Mary was Yahweh's buttplug: http://youtu.be/X4 1FANcPohk  (Oct 6, 2012 | post #19)

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American Citizenship Requires Belief in God

I'm over here in Texas bustin' a gut laughing at Miss Quinn's stupidity. No, not all theisms are equal and just because you bray "GOD" does not make you a TRUE Christamerican. Glory! Mitt Romney might as well be brayin' to Satan because he is NOT A TRUE CHRISTIAN! Mormonism is America's favorite religious fantasy role-playing game that does not include a GENUINE invisible God. This is what Romney believes: He believes that Jesus Christ is Satan's brother. He believes that God lives near a planet called "Kolob." He believes in baptizing dead people. He believes that Jesus is married to a goddess wife. He believes that The Garden of Eden was in Missouri. He believes that it was impossible for blacks to go to Heaven before 1978. He believes that Jesus has children from his wife or wives. He believes that he is going to become a god. He believes he will own his own personal planet after he dies. He believes the real Christian God is not eternal but rather that He was once a man on some other planet besides Earth! He believes he needs to wear magical underwear created by Mormons and he is never to take it off unless he is bathing. He believes it is a sin to drink anything containing caffeine. He believes children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile. Source: http://youtu.be/7q 6brMrFw0E  (Oct 6, 2012 | post #4)

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Atheism to Defeat Religion by 2038

Liar! The only reason you lie about TRUE Christians is because you are unsaved trash and you need to accept the atoning death of Christ and abandon the FALSE preachings of the Devil's own Islamic cult. I am a TRUE Christian and I am a prophet of God! EVERY Christian who is a TRUE Christian and speaks regularly in tongues, through the power of the Holy Spirit, IS A PROPHET OF GOD! My obese, buckshot-in-the-gu ms, pastor is a prophet. The church janitor with unpaid child support is a prophet. The 12-bucks-an-hour secretary who denies evolution is a prophet. The bus driver who locks himself in a prayer closet is a prophet...EVERY TRUE Christian is a prophet! Jesus Christ was not a "Prophet ". Jesus Christ IS GOD born of FLESH...Here, educate yourself: http://youtu.be/pW PbywYHbEA  (Oct 5, 2012 | post #8265)

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Epiphany God=atheist

I'm a TRUE Christian and a pornographer of scat. Have you ever scatted in tongues? No? Open wide for a mouthful of Savior.... http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=pWPby wYHbEA  (Oct 1, 2012 | post #5)

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Quotes from Famous Freethinkers

I am a TRUE Christian who believes the ENTIRE Bible, including the FACT that Jesus Christ was a 33-year-old virgin carpenter who impregnated ONE woman, his own mother, with Himself as the Father and the Son are ONE which means that Christ was present at His own insemination when Mary opened her legs to receive a mouthful of Savior for our crappy little sins. Glory! Joyce Meyer is a post-op transvestite and a FALSE Christian, although I LOVE her transgender makeup and clothes. Shame on you for pushing Joyce Meyer's HERESY on unsuspecting atheists! You might as well tell them to watch endless reruns of the Trinity Broadcasting Network's greatest Christian transvestite, Jan Crouch, with her cotton candy pink hair and her gay husband and her delicious Ronald McDonald makeup: http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=SurYY -41PAQ Jesus Christ MAY certainly have been a transvestite, but you shouldn't push atheists into your heresy. In other words, check yourself before you wreck yourself: Crucified Jesus as Lady Gaga: http://www.jesusdr essup.com/ladygaga .html  (Oct 1, 2012 | post #647)

Atheism

Creationism is a mental illness

Yes, creationism is mental illness but atheists hold on to the myth that TRUE Christians must be sane. Nonsense! Intelligence, education, self esteem and sanity are BARRIERS to salvation. I've said it before... The Good News is that you DO NOT have to be intelligent to be a Christian and you certainly don't need self esteem. TRUE Christians don’t think positively about ourselves, for our faith teaches that we are miserable beings, born into sin. Every one of us is so despicable that we deserve to burn in flames forever. It is only by the grace of God that we will wind up in Heaven—we have certainly done nothing to deserve to be there. Christians take no pride in anything we accomplish on Earth, for worldly accomplishments are evil (1 John 2:16; 1 Timothy 3:6). True Christians,like many psychiatric outpatients, think of ourselves as totally undeserving, wretched beings, who are lucky God has decided to spare us. In other words, one needn’t seek psychiatric help and eliminate feelings of self-doubt and worthlessness to be a Christian. Those emotions, plus ignorance, are the essence of our faith and a key to our salvation.  (Sep 30, 2012 | post #2)

Atheism

Why Do Atheists Ridicule Christianity?

If atheists can help weed out FAKE-ASS Christians, then they are doing God's work. The fight is not with the atheists. The fight is with HERESY from FAKE-ASS Christians. Theism means NOTHING if you worship the WRONG GOD!!! The LORD is gloriously pleased when FAKE-ASS Christians, who are a pus-infested STD on the sexed-up Body of Christ, are eliminated like so much leaven. The Bible teaches that leaven destroys. Leaven must be given the Final Solution, according to Yahweh, His Kid and the Pigeon: "If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst." (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB) Not everyone who claims the title "Christian " is a TRUE DISCIPLE OF CHRIST! Most who claim the descriptor, "Christian ", are heretics with WRONG teachings and an ERRONEOUS BIBLE (NIV, Catholic Bible with the nihil obstat, Jehovah's bible, ANY bible with Maccabees I and II). You can cherry pick all you want, but in the end, those who destroy nonbelievers, including FAKE-ASS Christians, are following the Lord's statutes. Grow a pair or burn in Hell...and I say this with the love of a TRUE Christian who will one day get to see heretics like you burn in Hell. Thomas Aquinas cites the greatest joy of the TRUE believer as being able to witness the suffering of the damned: In order that the happiness of the saints may be more delightful to them and that they may render more copious thanks to God for it, they are allowed to see perfectly the sufferings of the damned. . .So that they may be urged the more to praise God. . .The saints in heaven know distinctly all that happens. . .to the damned. [Summa Theologica, Third Part, Supplement, Question XCIV, "Of the Relations of the Saints Towards the Damned," First Article, "Whether the Blessed in Heaven Will See the Sufferings of the Damned. . ."] Glory!  (Sep 30, 2012 | post #5103)

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'Science Guy' warns about creationism

Moment of silence is hogwash. Children should be taught to recite the following verses from the TRUE bible, the PROTESTANT bible, the bible that excludes Maccabbees I and II, unlike the heretical Cathylick bible...All of these verses condone rape and we all know that life begins at rape. This is legitimate, pro-life, rape: 1. So they sent twelve thousand warriors to Jabesh-gilead with orders to kill everyone there, including women and children. "This is what you are to do," they said. "Completely destroy all the males and every woman who is not a virgin." Among the residents of Jabesh-gilead they found four hundred young virgins who had never slept with a man, and they brought them to the camp at Shiloh in the land of Canaan. 2. Then they thought of the annual festival of the LORD held in Shiloh, between Lebonah and Bethel, along the east side of the road that goes from Bethel to Shechem. They told the men of Benjamin who still needed wives, "Go and hide in the vineyards. When the women of Shiloh come out for their dances, rush out from the vineyards, and each of you can take one of them home to be your wife! And when their fathers and brothers come to us in protest, we will tell them, 'Please be understanding. Let them have your daughters, for we didn't find enough wives for them when we destroyed Jabesh-gilead. And you are not guilty of breaking the vow since you did not give your daughters in marriage to them.'" So the men of Benjamin did as they were told. They kidnapped the women who took part in the celebration and carried them off to the land of their own inheritance. Then they rebuilt their towns and lived in them. So the assembly of Israel departed by tribes and families, and they returned to their own homes." 3. As you approach a town to attack it, first offer its people terms for peace. If they accept your terms and open the gates to you, then all the people inside will serve you in forced labor. But if they refuse to make peace and prepare to fight, you must attack the town. When the LORD your God hands it over to you, kill every man in the town. But you may keep for yourselves all the women, children, livestock, and other plunder. You may enjoy the spoils of your enemies that the LORD your God has given you. 4. If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. 5."When you go out to war against your enemies and the LORD, your God, delivers them into your hand, so that you take captives, if you see a comely woman among the captives and become so enamored of her that you wish to have her as wife, you may take her home to your house. But before she may live there, she must shave her head and pare her nails and lay aside her captive's garb. After she has mourned her father and mother for a full month, you may have relations with her, and you shall be her husband and she shall be your wife. However, if later on you lose your liking for her, you shall give her her freedom, if she wishes it; but you shall not sell her or enslave her, since she was married to you under compulsion." Improve morality in America through Christian outreach: http://twentytwowo rds.com/2011/03/03 /10-disturbingly-v iolent-biblical-st ories-depicted-wit h-legos/  (Sep 29, 2012 | post #61)

Atheism

In America, atheists are still in the closet

Atheists are no different than FAKE-ASS Christians. Both lack the Holy Spirit and both will end up in Hell. However, it is easier to convert an atheist to a belief in the TRUE GOD, Yahwehjesuspigeon, than it is to get a Mormon to pull down his pants and remove the occult magic Mormon underwear or a Cathylick to quit eating Christ's buttocks, to spit out the filthy Catholic cookie, every Sunday as he opens wide for another mouthful of Savior. Not all "THEISMS " are the same nor do they proffer the same results. Pascal's Wager is bunk. It isn't about believing in "god", it's about believing in the RIGHT GOD...Yahwehjesusp igeon.  (Sep 29, 2012 | post #39224)

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