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Question About This Website's Point/Level System

I am leaving this website, because I don't like the obscene pop-up ads and the hate-filled comments people post here. I encourage others to do the same. There are better places on the internet, and there is the world outside your door as well. Go out into the real world and make friends and seek opportunities for yourselves. There's such a lot of living to do, and you won't do it by staring at your computer screen. Be kind to each other.  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #2)

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Which Race Will Be Allowed Into God's Heaven?

So much anger and unhappiness is being expressed in the replies here. Why do you wish to inflict so much pain on yourselves? Can you forgive yourselves for hating so much? Forgive yourselves, let go of the pain, and reach out to connect with others. You are a social creature by design. You don't have to walk the road of life alone. You can do this.  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #5)

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Which Race Will Be Allowed Into God's Heaven?

I could be wrong about this, but I think that God will not allow people into Heaven if they are racists or hate people just because they look and talk and act a little differently. I think God wants us to love and cherish and accept people of other races just as we love and cherish and accept ourselves. I also think that God expects us to love and cherish and accept people of our own race as well. And if we are not willing to do that, then we are sent to Hell forever - and forever is . . . a very, very long time. God does not want dark skinned people to hate light skinned people, or light skinned people to hate dark skinned people. God expects from us the very best of which we are capable, and we are capable of loving one another, perhaps not as much as God loves us each and all, but still with great intensity. So each of us has a choice to make, to love or to hate, because God gives us choices in life. And that choice which we each make will determine where we each spend our forever time. I hope you get into Heaven. I would like to see you there, if I am good enough to make it in myself. May God Bless You.  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #1)

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Where Twerking Originated From

Fortunately, this odd behavior will pass as all fads do, and people will lose interest in it and stop doing it. It's pretty stupid to begin with, like some other behaviors: crotch-grabbing, nose-picking, butt-scratching, armpit farts, sticking your hands down inside your pants, wearing your underwear so that it shows, and wearing t-shirts with obscene and filthy messages on them. Societies go through a lot of stupid phases, but societies also go through more intelligent phases as well, and I think there's an intelligent phase about to happen as the grown-ups once again take charge. It can be fun to be around children, but you eventually begin to start wishing you could be around some adults after a while.  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #6)

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Math Game

I'm going to pass on that one and give a new problem for our next player. 45 x 2 = ?  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #7)

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*** Funny Words or Sayings ***

The following two words sound like they might be describing inappropriate behavior for someone to engage in when in a public place: exacerbating masticating Actually, though, I see them going on all the time, in public places. Maybe, though, just to be on the safe side, we should ban public displays of the conduct these two words describe?  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #46)

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Live long and prosper

So, how's that 'Hope and Change' thing working out for you?  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #189)

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Favorite T-Shirt Sayings

Life's Short - Make Fun Of It! (I actually saw this message on a t-shirt of a man who was under five feet tall here in San Diego a few years ago.)  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #1557)

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Question About This Website's Point/Level System

I do not want to be given points for participating on this website. I won't explain why because it might offend some people. I want to be able to participate without receiving points. Is there a way that I can opt out of the point/level system? Can I be put on a level zero or something similar, in which there would be no points given to me? If not, is there a way that I give all of my points away to someone else on the website?  (Aug 26, 2013 | post #1)

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Tell Us Who or What You Really Are,...?

I don't really know who or what I am. Maybe I am just a cloud shaped like a question mark, drifting across a lonely, empty sky . . . until I disappear over the horizon where I dissolve into nothingness, leaving a fleeting impression on the mind of some casual observer, and then quickly fading from that person's memory, never to be thought of again . . . but then, maybe that's what we all are . . . I think I need something to hold onto . . . something that will give me an excuse for existing . . . somebody to tell me who or what I am . . . I have been waiting for a very long time to hear the answer . . . I want to know if there is something other than this lonely drifting . . . Wow, being unemployed is really not wonderful at all - I need to be employed! Somebody, hire me, please.  (Aug 25, 2013 | post #1332)

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Come on...Tell me a joke

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one. Fun Fact: Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris was born 10 March 1940. He is an American martial artist and actor. After serving in the United States Air Force, he began his rise to fame as a martial artist and has since founded his own school, Chun Kuk Do. As a result of his "tough guy" image, an internet phenomenon began in 2005 known as Chuck Norris facts, ascribing various implausible or even impossible feats to Norris.  (Aug 25, 2013 | post #6784)

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Come on...Tell me a joke

A guy is walking down the street and he hears someone saying, "13, 13, 13 . . ." He ignores it but it gets louder: "13, 13, 13 . . ." Then it starts getting quieter, so he figures he must have passed the source. Curious, he turns around and tries to find it. The voice gets louder: "13, 13, 13, 13 . . ." He sees a small hole in the bottom of a fence, so he kneels down and looks in the hole, and as he does so a finger comes out and pokes him in the eye. He says, "Ow!" Then he hears, "14, 14, 14, 14 . . ." “I had just dozed off into a stupor when I heard what I thought was myself talking to myself. I didn’t pay much attention to it, as I knew practically everything I would have to say to myself, and wasn’t particularly interested.” -Robert Benchley  (Aug 25, 2013 | post #6783)

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Interesting Quotes

"In the not-so-long-ago-da ys, there were just four kinds of people: menfolk, womenfolk, youngfolk, and oldfolk. These days, they've divided us up into a near-infinite number of classifications, all for the purpose of manipulating us into doing what ain't natural for folk to do and be." -Nathan Thomas Taylor  (Aug 25, 2013 | post #10301)

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Tell me a TRUTH

Our world is a terrifying place, full of evil people intent on harming innocent others. That's a depressing truth. And I am too cowardly to fight the evil that has gotten a hold on our world. I wish I could think of a happy truth to make this truth seem less awful. Dear God help us all.  (Aug 25, 2013 | post #1044)

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Dealing with 'People First Language'

Many schools no longer have a recess period for children in which they can go outside, run around, play games, act goofy, socialize, make friends, and just be a youngster. Tragically, many children these days can't play outside in their own neighborhoods when they're out of school because of stranger danger - pedophiles driving around in cars looking for a child to lure into their vehicles so that they can then take them to a secluded place and rape, torture, and kill them. And what's on television isn't healthy for children (or adults either for that matter). Children have had their time of innocence taken away from them by the growing surge of evil in our world. So, if we can still give them summers off from school, let's at least do that much for them. We adults have really failed our children in today's world. Our world is a miserable mess.  (Aug 25, 2013 | post #9)