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Welch, WV

October 4th Gubernatorial Special Election: Who gets your...

You gots a purty mouth, Little Lady.  (Jun 11, 2013 | post #5781)

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Nettie's Pit Stop

Can I join your cult?  (Mar 11, 2013 | post #32543)

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Nettie's Pit Stop

Kitty says Woof?  (Mar 7, 2013 | post #31720)

Welch, WV

The Welch Hangout

Hello.  (Jan 14, 2013 | post #891)

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Was 9/11 a conspiracy??

Pie Glue! Pie Glue!!!  (Dec 26, 2012 | post #249992)

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Was 9/11 a conspiracy??

Verily I say unto you, behold the Kingdom of the Chicken is upon us. Fly not thy airplane into buildings and give rise to a colony of cackling loons spewing nonsense. Go instead into the valley of unknown and prayeth thou up on the bed of the golden fleece. Cackle not about those things of which you know less than nothing. It is easier for a blind man to fart the alphabet while wearing the crown of Europa than it is for a conspiracy theorist to enter the golden sphinctor. Yammer thou not through the golden sphinctor.  (Dec 26, 2012 | post #249985)

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Was 9/11 a conspiracy??

The hole was already there. The Masons have secret plans that all construction workers have to follow. Mayonaise! Mayonaise! Mayonaise! There is an airplane sized hole built into every building in this country. The Masons planned it that way. It's all part of the New World MAYONAISE!!! In other news, disinformation is the key to the pantry. It's important that we keep that pantry locked because that is where we keep the MAYONAISE. I have promised the government that I will end every paragraph with the word MAYONAISE.  (Dec 26, 2012 | post #249967)

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Was 9/11 a conspiracy??

This is no theory. It's a fact-based crayon sung to the tune of life. The government depends on conspiracy theorists for tax relief and lunch money. It's simple. Blow up a building with lasers and arm-chairs, whip up a couple of diaper sandwiches and sit back and wait. The nuts will put on their helmets, grab their bayonets and do exactly what they are told. It's their mayonaise.  (Dec 26, 2012 | post #249965)

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Was 9/11 a conspiracy??

And the government knows about it.  (Dec 26, 2012 | post #249948)

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Was 9/11 a conspiracy??

There's a radon based ground satellite circling uranus as we speak. It's fueled by microwaved testosterone and Kraft Macaroni and Weasels.  (Dec 26, 2012 | post #249947)

Welch, WV

'I never want to go back'

Hey everybody. Look AT ME. I can go back and pull up old threads. I'm so special. Another 20 for me!!!  (Aug 31, 2012 | post #3)

Welch, WV

watch repair

Oh, you must be WATCHING IT CLOESLY, another Sundog Sock!!! Another 20 points for me. Whoooooo Hooooooooo....Yipp ppeeeee for me!!  (Aug 31, 2012 | post #2)

Welch, WV

kittens

Hey! HEY!!! I demand your attention. Look at ME, ME, Me!!! I'm here to collect another 20 points.  (Aug 31, 2012 | post #35)

Welch, WV

thief in Capels

Hey Everybody. LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!!! I'm just here to collect 20 points.  (Aug 31, 2012 | post #23)

Welch, WV

How To Fix Congress

Hey everybody, look at me. Here's me collecting 20 points.  (Aug 31, 2012 | post #112)

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