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Liberty, KY

Open Letter from --Satan--

*Warning...the following post will most likely contain adult language and references. If this offends you, please click here http://tinyurl.com /3twmz and get on with your day. Hello. I am --Satan--, at least on Topix. The name is meant to titallate and cause a few ruffed feathers with right wingers with no sense of humor. My name is also Mike Dean, formerly of Liberty, KY. There are some folks on here following me around post to post to make their snide comments and I have been snide right back. No more. And you shall cease to be nameless. Eric Dean of Bedford, KY, you shall see no more posts by me on this or any forum. I will not give you the opportunity to revel in your self-aggrandizing, holier-than-thou mission to demean anyone other than yourself. You are not worth it and I will not indulge you further. The lies spread about me and my family will stop as well unless you have the finances and time to defend against a libel suit. Yes, I am currently in Florida as you can see by the ISP listing. Feel free to have a "funeral of the mind" if you will for me, if that works for you, you can be the martyr you've always dreamed of being. And to my "mother" , Rita, I don't know why you have never accepted my wife for who she is, but you don't have to worry about that. We are all "dead" to you. And not the kind you can collect life insurance from. No one is being led to their deaths by alligators and no one is sinking to the bottom of the Gulf with concrete around their feet. I assure you. I will not answer any phone calls or emails originating from KY except by an small circle of people who know they have nothing to do with this posting. If you think this pertains to you...you are probably right, whomever you are. --Satan-- will be posting no more, so you can cancel the email alerts that pop up when I post to any forum. Goodbye, Eric. Goodbye, Rita. All you have is each other now, and you just will be tickled pink that way, I'm sure. Feed off each other's egomaniacal self-centeredness and I'm sure you will have your plates full. Goodbye, Kentucky, I'd like to say I'll miss you, but it's good riddance. Sign me, Fed Up in FL  (Jun 30, 2009 | post #1)

Liberty, KY

dollar general

Billy, Eric, find something else to do. Eric, if you ever stop being so full of yourself that you actually decide to have children, then you can come up to my level to play. Until then, stay with mommy and keep all the attention directed toward yourself. And as far as "not putting up with me down here", I am management in my company (and it's not pizza) so I call the shots.  (Jun 30, 2009 | post #113)

Liberty, KY

dollar general

Ya know, there are some people in this world that have nothing better to do than run people down. Sure, there are "skanks" in this world, but you know what? If you ask those "skanks" who the "skanks" are, they will likely point right back at you, so it's all relative, just worry about your own life, leave other's lives alone, and Liberty just might be a place people would want to live in. If you compare Liberty's Topix page with others around the country, you will see. Fort Myers, Florida for example, is a large, metropolitan area, and while Liberty has thousands and thousands of topics listed, Fort Myers has very few in comparison. So what does that tell you? In a large, culturally diverse community, people have lives. Try to get one yourselves before you go on another tirade about who is f*&^ing who in Liberty. Please?  (Jun 27, 2009 | post #110)

Liberty, KY

Micheal Jackson dead

Have you seen my Childhood? I'm searching for the world that I come from 'Cause I've been looking around In the lost and found of my heart... No one understands me They view it as such strange eccentricities... 'Cause I keep kidding around Like a child, but pardon me... People say I'm not okay 'Cause I love such elementary things... It's been my fate to compensate, for the Childhood I've never known... Have you seen my Childhood? I'm searching for that wonder in my youth Like pirates in adventurous dreams, Of conquest and kings on the throne... Before you judge me, try hard to love me, Look within your heart then ask, Have you seen my Childhood? People say I'm strange that way 'Cause I love such elementary things, It's been my fate to compensate, for the Childhood I've never known... Have you seen my Childhood? I'm searching for that wonder in my youth Like fantastical stories to share The dreams I would dare, watch me fly... Before you judge me, try hard to love me. The painful youth I've had Have you seen my Childhood....  (Jun 26, 2009 | post #25)

Liberty, KY

Micheal Jackson dead

http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=7Of7b HuV0wg  (Jun 26, 2009 | post #24)

Liberty, KY

Micheal Jackson dead

All joking aside, I believe he bought the Neverland Ranch and hung out with all the children because his father had his brothers and him working in show business at such a young age (Michael was 5), so he really had no "childhood " to speak of. He even wrote a song about it later in life entitles "Have you seen my childhood?". I think, while mentally unstable, he had the money to pull off what he wanted to do, have what he wanted as a child. Why did the children flock to him? 1) He was charismatic. 2) Those kids' parents were fans 3) I think later on, the parents turned into money grubbers who thought they could get a couple million by accusing him of molestation. So, Michael, thanks for the music and memories, you had a sad childhood and was made to grow up too fast, you will be missed (not only by the National Enquirer, but by fans as well) Admit it, we all had a copy of Thriller at some time. Get over the "Wacko Jacko" crap. He was a great musician and performer, he had to be, it was all he ever knew.  (Jun 26, 2009 | post #23)

Liberty, KY

Micheal Jackson dead

Eh, turns out he didn't show up tonight, we had the paparazzi ready and everything. I just heard from some of my minions topside that he's hiding out in Bahrain and had a body double whacked so he can finally hide from the spotlight and live a "normal" life out of the public eye. He paid a homeless guy a couple of million dollars to have his face done up like Michael's so he could be his decoy, then had him killed. A great plan, if you ask me.  (Jun 25, 2009 | post #17)

Liberty, KY

Who is this --Satan--?

Nah, I'm not Bigfoot, but he does work for me on contract.  (Jun 25, 2009 | post #20)

Liberty, KY

stealing someones wife

Willing? I think that may be my sister, I haven't heard from her in years...Russell Springs, eh? I'll have to drop by and say hello! You've met our mother, too, I'll bet.  (Jun 24, 2009 | post #9)

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Headline:

Ahh, central air

Hometown:

Lower Ember City

Neighborhood:

Sparksville

Local Favorites:

Beelezebubba's BBQ, Baal's Hair & Hooves

I Belong To:

The Golden Calf Club, The Hellfire Club, Babes & Briquettes Gentleman's Club, Part-owner of the Lava, a class IIIA Hockey team

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm poking the damned with pointy sticks.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I'll possess your soul if you refuse.

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Screams of the tormented.

Read This Book:

Anton Szandor LeVey's "Satanic Bible". It's a hoot.

Favorite Things:

Squished possums, shoving pineapples up the bums of the tormented. Twinkies.

On My Mind:

Horns. And this dapper hood. Oh, and total annihilation of mankind and the heavenly Army.

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You. Do you believe in me?