Iowa GOP Debate - Greeneville, TN
Discuss the national Iowa GOP Debate in Greeneville, TN.
Did last night's debate provide a candidate you would choose over Obama?
#2 Aug 12, 2011
anyone would almost be better than a non-existent leader.
#3 Aug 12, 2011
Im with paul all the way! A fundamental reconstruction of what America was founded on is needed. Lets get back to the basics; personal freedom of choice without regulation or micro managing with a heaping side of liberty. Everyone else misses the bigger picture.
#4 Aug 13, 2011
anybody but the joke we have in the white house now. OBAMA stands for One Bad Ass Mistake America.
#5 Aug 15, 2011
IOWA = Idiots Out Wondering Around :)
#6 Aug 15, 2011
Yellow Dog Democrat :)
#7 Aug 15, 2011
Ten Commandments" of the Republican Party in light of the Iowa straw poll. Here they are:
Thou Shalt Not Raise ANY Taxes
Thou Shalt Pass a Constitutional Amendment to Make Abortion Illegal
Thou Shalt Pass a Constitutional Amendment to Define Marriage as the Union of a Man and a Woman
Thou Shalt Repeal "ObamaCare," AKA the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act
Thou Shalt Repeal The Dodd-Frank Banking Regulation Act
Thou Shalt Pass a Constitutional Amendment to Balance the Federal Budget
Thou Shalt Only Give Military Support to "Our Friends"
Thou Shalt Limit the Power of -- If Not Entirely Abolish -- the EPA
Thou Shalt Drill, Mine and Frak to the Widest Extent Possible
Thou Shalt Take the Name of President Obama in Vain
But I thought his commandments were a little weak, especially since they didn't track the 'real' Ten Commandments and address the content thereof. They certainly didn't do justice to the exteent to which Baggers have bastardized their own religion. So, being sleepless and bored, I took a stab at my own ten Bagger Commandments. Here they are:
My name is Juh-EEEEEEEEE-zussss and thou shalt bellow my name while in the presence of many others that your prayers might be public acts of spiritual pornography.
Tithe to Juh-EEEEEEEEE-zuss that which will procure for thine mega-church preacher many riches and hair dyes and 1980’s ‘perms’ and elective surgeries.
Wear furs and heels and make-up—both mankind and womankind—on the Sabbath, and hold up thy hands and make conspicuous displays for Juh-EEEEEEEEE-zuss every weekend!
Have both an in-residence father and an in-residence mother who are married each to the other, lest thou be forsaken by your fellow mankind as a drain on ‘Merica or the cursed charge of homer-sexials.
Thou shalt kill as much post-natal human life as practicable, including all black and Hispanic convicts, Arabs,‘Mozz-lums,’ and all others condemned in Leviticus.(See Leviticus, ante at Chapters 1-20). Also shoot canines from helicopters and slaughter other mammals with glee and praise for Juh-EEEEEEEE-zuss.
If thou shalt commit adultery, don’t worry about it if thou shalt be Senator Vitter or Governor Sanford or a men’s-room-dwelling closeted homer-sexial Senator or Reverend Haggard, as long as thou shalt repenteth and pray to Juh-EEEEEEEEE-zuss for a cure and convinceth many that thou hath changedeth.
Thou shalt moveth wealth upward and aid the redistribution of wealth to the Pharisees and Patricians. Stealeth not from them but let them stealeth from you.
Thou shalt immunize thyself against facts, science, and the reasoning of elitists and bear witness against anything thou art toldeth not herein.
If thou art mankind, it’s OK to covet thy neighbor’s husband, but only if thou shalt not act on it, and if thou shalt continue to covet thy neighbor’s husband to a problematic extent, thou shalt seek out Marcus Bachmann, who shalt render reparative therapy and chargeth Medicaid therefor.
Thou shalt covet all manner of thy neighbor’s property and duplicate thy neighbor’s McMansion, tithing, minivans, fountains, clothing, hair products, elective surgical procedures, and 1980’s ‘perms’ until thine lives are indistinguishable in the eyes of Juh-EEEEEEEEE-zuss.
#8 Aug 15, 2011
he needs to finish what he has going on hes doing some good things
#9 Dec 31, 2011
i really dont know who or what were talking about but whatever went on last night with you ppl then i hope u had fun and had protection from pointy objects
#10 Dec 31, 2011
Reverend Hassem Banf Kadesh of The Muslim Brotherhood Church in Washington, D.C. speaking:
I am also working the Hadiths (Sayings of Prophet Muhammad) Project where I compiled all of the Mutawatir (genuine) and Qudsi (inspired by the Holy Spirit) Hadiths from all nine Hadith-Volumes of Sunni sources in Arabic and will work on translating them in English and make them available online and on a downloadable software, insha'Allah and the American president Barack Obama is a good christian president and he is working with our Muslim Brotherhood Campaign to make America christian and the Muslims are the only christians according to the original Bible and ours too. I already have all of the mentioned Hadiths in Arabic and that president Obama will be God on October 21, 2012 which is good prophecy and good scripture according to our new Bible and the new American Bible. I just need to post them online via a program that I need to develop with the capability of allowing the user to translate any Hadith and submit his translation for review and approval. After I get all of them translated, then I will write a Free Hadiths Search Software and make it available for free online, on this site, insha'Allah.
#11 Jan 1, 2012
k man thanks now i know wat going on in this earth so as i said before peace im out
#12 Jan 9, 2012
#13 Jan 29, 2012
who know wat that say in forighn language me do me do me do
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