Civil Unions Debate - Denver, CO

Discuss the national Civil Unions debate in Denver, CO.

Are Civil Unions Enough?

Denver thinks marriage is between a man and a woman
Marriage is bet...
 
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No, gay marriag...
 
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Yes, that's plenty
 
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“I Luv Carbon Dioxide”

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#30 Mar 20, 2012
Anthropology defines same sex marriage as taboo.
James

United States

#32 Mar 25, 2012
AZ Desert Guy wrote:
The notion of marriage is, by defintion, between two opposite-sex people. We would not be talking about marriage in the first place were it not for the male-female union. In a striclty anthropological sense, same-sex marriage is non-sensical.
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James

United States

#33 Mar 25, 2012
AZ Desert Guy wrote:
The notion of marriage is, by defintion, between two opposite-sex people. We would not be talking about marriage in the first place were it not for the male-female union. In a striclty anthropological sense, same-sex marriage is non-sensical.
Same sex marriage isn't necessarily same sex marriage as defined by man as man judges outwardly but God judges the heart. So if a man by man's definition marries a woman by man's definition it could be same sex marriage by God's definition if their hearts showed them both to be women or both to be men. The scripture says there is no male nor female for those in Christ.
Joker

Olney, IL

#34 Mar 25, 2012
A fellow and his mate were watching two lesbians in the pub. Suddenly one of them jumps up from her table and storms out of the pub.

The guy says to his mate "What do you think happened there?"

His mate thoughtfully replies, "She obviously canít handle her licker."

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#35 Mar 27, 2012
I have an idea, let eliminate the word-marriage and call all Unions, Civil Unions, with all the rights previously associated with the term marriage.
OK? Now lets move on to something really important, like what the heck happen to DU in hockey?
Joker

Olney, IL

#36 Mar 27, 2012
Who is DU ??

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#37 Mar 27, 2012
Joker wrote:
Who is DU ??
Not a hockey fan huh? Denver University, WCHA?? This is a Denver Forum!!
Joker

Olney, IL

#38 Mar 27, 2012
(((This is a Denver Forum!!)))

Really! You got to be kidding me..
Joker

Olney, IL

#39 Mar 27, 2012
Q: What is a lesbian cheerleader yell?

A: Eat her out raw, raw, raw!

“Why So Serious?”

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Denver, CO

#40 Mar 27, 2012
Marriage should only be a religious designation. The government has no business in it.
For tax purposes, all (human) couples should be allowed a civil union and enjoy the full benefits of that union. Death benefits, inheritance, hospital visitation, etc. The church should designate who is married in THEIR INSTITUTION ONLY.

“I Luv Carbon Dioxide”

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#41 Mar 27, 2012
Civil unions are perfect; keep marriage between husband and wife for posterity.
Joker

Olney, IL

#42 Mar 27, 2012
There's a problem with a study that Defense Secretary Robert Gates says indicates most troops don't object to gays and lesbians serving openly in the armed forces.

What most male soldiers polled actually said was that they wouldn't have any problem with watching lesbian soldiers drill each other.

“Why So Serious?”

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#43 Mar 27, 2012
Joker wrote:
There's a problem with a study that Defense Secretary Robert Gates says indicates most troops don't object to gays and lesbians serving openly in the armed forces.
What most male soldiers polled actually said was that they wouldn't have any problem with watching lesbian soldiers drill each other.
Any poll can be led by asking the questions in the right manner :)
Joker

Olney, IL

#44 Mar 27, 2012
Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

A: Tu kan chu (Two can chew)

“The Arizona Desert Guy ”

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Phoenix

#45 Apr 9, 2012
James wrote:
<quoted text> Same sex marriage isn't necessarily same sex marriage as defined by man as man judges outwardly but God judges the heart. So if a man by man's definition marries a woman by man's definition it could be same sex marriage by God's definition if their hearts showed them both to be women or both to be men. The scripture says there is no male nor female for those in Christ.

"there is no male nor female for those in Christ" -- they are both equally capable of salvation. The same man (Paul) who wrote this scripture also wrote extensively on the diffences between the sexes (1 Cor 11, for instance) and vehemently decried same-sex unions in Rom 1: the hast half.
bus driver

Olney, IL

#46 Apr 9, 2012
Two lesbians were out playing golf. They tee off, one drive goes to the right, and one drive goes to the left.

One of them finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process, she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag, looks at her, and says:
"I am Mother Nature, and I do not like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."

The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared.

Shaken, the woman calls out to her partner, "Hey, where's your ball?"

"It's over here in the pussy willows."

She screams back, "WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T HIT THE BALL! DON'T HIT THE BALL!"

“I Luv Carbon Dioxide”

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#47 Apr 10, 2012
AZ Desert Guy wrote:
"there is no male nor female for those in Christ" -- they are both equally capable of salvation. The same man (Paul) who wrote this scripture also wrote extensively on the diffences between the sexes (1 Cor 11, for instance) and vehemently decried same-sex unions in Rom 1: the hast half.
But humanity is divided, male and female. Don't lose track of reality.
Joker

Olney, IL

#48 Apr 10, 2012
A lesbian goes to the Gynaecologist to have a pap smear.

After taking the sample the Gynaecologist remarks to the woman the she has 'quite the cleanest and nicest looking vagina I have ever seen."

"Thank you" she says, "I have a woman come in daily."
Daniel Melmed

Denver, CO

#51 Apr 24, 2013
I believe all persons shall have the Right to full blown marriage benefits regardless to there sexual orientation.

“I Luv Carbon Dioxide”

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#52 Apr 24, 2013
They already do have the freedom to marry, there is no orientation tests for a marriage license. The issue isn't freedom, the issue is creating a new gender equivalency in marriage enforced by government.

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