BIG SALE all over North America!

[SpongeBob]

Attention, everybody!
All over North America, Canadian and American Funeral Homes WILL BE ON SUPER SALE!
All kinds of fancy coffins include: stainless steel, Ultra-heat ceramic, Teak wood customized, high-durable glass, Leather -interior 50-gauge copper exterior,....labla....COFFINS.
Wellcome and big Discount for OLDBAGS ex-SouthVietnamese c.suckers!
Nullified cost for mordern Interior Playboy Pictures Decoration!
We'll welcome every ethnic, race, size,..even NON-CITIZEN!
Good luck!
General Director, F.F.H.N.A (Famous funeral Homes of North America)
Aahahahahahhhhaahha!

[SpongeBob]

Supplemental: To customers as of ex-South Vietnamese Army/officials WE OFFER GUARANTEE-FOR-LIFE ALL TYPES OF COFFINS You choose.
And No extra cost for WATER-PROOF CUSTOMIZED COFFINS!
Satisfaction GUARANTEED for a permanent ONE-WAY TICKET TRIP!
We are WAITING FOR YOU, BABY!
Aahahahahahha!

[VCbacki dan hui dit]

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[VCbacki dan hui dit]

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for upper class only bac kiVCcon khi dot

[SpongeBob]

JUST A PIECE OF ADVERTISEMENT:
-Anybody who comes to our Famous Funeral Homes of North America always going home with a BIG SMILE ON THEIR FACES!
-Some customers EVEN express they can't wait for their journey in our fancy "spaceship"!
-We DO have COUPON for BIG DISCOUNT at our branches in specializing of Graveyard Services.
-One graveyard on Super Sale 300 Bucks. If you buy TRIPLE LOTS, we OFFER you PRICE OF TWO!
-C'on, Super Sale right now. If you buy lots for whole your family, our Graveyard personnels will offer you PRICE OF TWO FOR YOUR WHOLE FAMILY no matter how many members your family has!
WE CARRY TOP-OF-THE-NOTCH, LIFETIME-WARRANTY FANCY COFFINS!
Come on, everybody, WE'LL WELCOME YOU
FREE PLAYBOY MODELS DECORATION FOR YOUR COFFIN'S INTERIOR!
Aahahahahha!