'Darth Vader' spared jail in Jedi church attacks

HOLYHEAD, Wales (AP) -- A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

[ShadowsOfTears]

I think its only fitting that the Jedi should be attacked by Darth Vader. They are Jedi after all.

[steven]

Jedi church?

Let me get this straight-a church were a bunch of guys with pocket protectors get together to talk about who is better-john luc piccard or james t kirk-

the only church in the world with NO WOMEN participating....

[dawg]

Darth Vader should have done a break & enter in Buckingham Palace instead. He does like to serve royalty, doesn't he? Yes, My Lord. LOL!!

[ULTRON 5]

FOOLS ! THE FORCE IS STRONGE WITH HIM !

[ULTRON 5]

*STRONG ALSO*

[Leslie Richards]

Dude, that is totally worth the $700 something he had to pay in fines.

[Xpltivdletd]

Strong the farce is with the drunkard, yes! Extend "gun-control" the Empire will, to metal crutches. A small enough price to pay is the falldownance of a few cripples. More efficient the police must be made! Safer the streets must become! Follow our lead, the world must, into the future! RKBA! Best regards.

[Jedi Council Worker]

He is indeed a threat. How can a hobo masquerading as the dark sith lord penetrate a sacred jedi stronghold and inflict damage and injure it's inhabitants, without being taken down in mid flight by a white hot light sabre? I'll tell you why my interplanetary friends...Because the members of the Jedi Church were too busy lending each other their own warm swords and taken by surprise. They thought drunk Darth was a friendly with a leather chub.

[TOM REGAN]

...just where were the STORM-TROOPERS...?

[Taxed Out]

Leslie Richards wrote:

Dude, that is totally worth the $700 something he had to pay in fines.

He'll be just like Norm...everybody will know his name.

[Anonymous]

If they only knew the Power !! of the hefty sinch sack!