Man dressed as Darth Vader spared jail for attack on founder of...

A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.

[HB Local]

I thought this happened

in a land far far away

a long long time ago..........

[blong]

All the while saying: "Luke, I am your father."

[R2D2 model]

tweep ziippp zippp whooop aaaannch-eeech

[skipper]

cheap b*stard would even rent a good costume.

they shoulda bagged him with his cape.

[You Too]

I think Vader had a pint too many ciders.

[deceasedparrot]

The Deceased Parrot obtained evidence from reliable (but anonymous) sources that Hughes, 27, was ultimately on his way to inform Michael Jones, 18, that he was his father. Unfortunately the 10 liters of cheap boxed wine ruined the moment. This is no laughing matter.

http://www.deceasedparrot.com/

[Illiniev1]

They need to put his crazy a** in a rubber room!
lmao!

[TOM REGAN]

...just where were the STORM-TROOPERS..???

[Yobyag]

Never underestimate to POWER of 2 1/2 gallons of wine!

[Taxed Out]

TOM REGAN wrote:

...just where were the STORM-TROOPERS..???

They probably made a wrong turn. You know some just hate to stop and ask for directions.

[Taxed Out]

Yobyag wrote:

Never underestimate to POWER of 2 1/2 gallons of wine!

Scary thought if you look at the big picture. One glass and my cheeks flush and I start giggle. Therefore, I stick to tequila.

[MeanandNasty]

Just goes to show you, the dark side of the Force doesn't always win.

[OneRyder]

The "Brainless" will always be eternal enemies to.....the "Brainless".

[Anonymous]

If they only knew the Power !! of the hefty sinch sack!

[Psyche]

Another reason to stay away from alcohol!

[Yobyag]

Anonymous wrote:

If they only knew the Power !! of the hefty sinch sack!

The ability to get your trash to the curb is insignificant compared to the power of the force.

[KSKWildomar]

Come’ on, Darth was just out on the town making Wookie!(I mean Woopie!)

[Freedom]

Boy, Dick Cheney wants to attack everyone.

[MeanandNasty]

Freedom wrote:

Boy, Dick Cheney wants to attack everyone.

What gave him away, the labored breathing?

[i be a horses petootie]

Intravenous injection of whiskey always works ,see.