Apple launch musical breast implant

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Steve Jobs Corpse

London, UK

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Apple announce today it has developed a breast implant that is not only safe, but can play music too! The iTit will cost from £400 -£599, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered to be a major social breakthrough as women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them...

OJ Pimpson

Oldbury, UK

This is GREAT news! if only they can also make the bosoms jiggle in time to the music, this will really sell. What you need now is a real entrepreneur to market them here , and I suggest Ronan, a businessman of London, who could flog them off his stall at Streatham Sunday market

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