Minimum Minds, Maximum Morons...

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Since: Jun 10

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#291 May 17, 2012
Kurdish: Son, go water the garden!
Son: Dad, it`s raining
Kurdish: Take an umbrella with you!!

Since: Sep 10

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#293 May 28, 2012

A CHRONICLE or ARMENIAN TERRORISM um NORTH AMERHCA

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#295 Jun 13, 2012
Jacob Levy had just finished his loan collecting for the week and had done very well, so he thought he would give himself a justly deserved reward and went to a well known brothel..
The madam said "Well, you can have this nice Chinese girl over there for $5, then I have a redhead for $10 and this terrific blonde for $15."
Jacob decided to spend $10 and have a really good time.
More than 20 years later his wife had died and he felt lonely so once again he went to the brothel. He recognised the redhead who was now a madam, and there was a friendly reunion. Suddenly a huge youngster of about 20 years old appeared and called out "Mum, is this guy bothering you?"
"No,No," said the madam, "In fact, John, I`d like you to meet your father."
"What?", said John, "This little Jewish man is my father?", to which Jacob replied "Watch your manners! If I hadn't been so generous you would have been a chinaman!"
gtl

Brunswick, Australia

#296 Jun 24, 2012
Turkey is located in the West Asian part of the world and is on the Mediterranean Sea. It was originally a part of the Ottoman Empire.-----
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Brunswick, Australia

#297 Jun 28, 2012
SULTANAHMET MOSQUE:
Sultanahmet Mosque is the most famous monument in both the Turkish and the Islamic worlds. It was built in the classic Turkish architectural style between 1609-1616 by the architect Mehmet. The building is more familiarly known as the Blue Mosque because of its magnificent interior paneling of more than 20,000 blue and white Iznik tiles.
The inside is a single immense space into which the light pours from 260 windows. The dome 141 feet high, is supported by four enormous circular pillars 16 feet in diameter and are known as elephant feet. As it is located across Hagia Sophia, the mosque was designed to be as large and as magnificent as this Byzantine structure.

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Since: Jun 10

Earth

#299 Jul 8, 2012
Q: Why did the Armenian run across the road?
A: There was a Turkish car coming.
Turkish Army Power

Brunswick, Australia

#300 Jul 14, 2012
The Turks have been a mammoth empire formerly. Today it may not be a force to reckon with in comparison to such giants as US, Russia, China and India, but it has been the historical “strong contender” for the award of most ferocious army in times of conflict with the ancient and medieval civilizations of these same countries.

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Turkish Army Power

Brunswick, Australia

#301 Jul 14, 2012
Today’s Turkish Army is 20 years old and has one of the biggest soldier headcounts. It has a budget of $46 Billion which is 5% of Turkey’s GDP. Turkey, though is an Islamic country in the middle-east, it is like a gateway to Europe and is very liberal compared to its neighbors. Similarly its army is also significantly more sophisticated and less bound by dictatorial rules. The Turkish Army is also the second largest army in NATO.

TA is capable of quick and rapid joint operations in times of emergencies and anti-terror missions. It has the capability to deploy over six battalions for transport through air, 24 hours a day.

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#302 Jul 24, 2012
It's another Greek "knock knock" joke.
knock, knock.
Who''s there.
Dianaros (read Diana Ross)
Dianaros who
Dianaros (Diana Ross) & the Supremes.

Since: Sep 10

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#304 Aug 16, 2012
ARMENIAN REPUBLIC SUPPORTS TERRORISM.







The Armenian Republic which acquired the independence after collapse of the USSR, has supported terrorism at the state level and turned it into the one of the main means of its policy. Numerous facts and court materials prove that the terror act, organized against Azerbaijan civilian population, including acts in the transports, were financed by Armenian government and executed by its special service bodies.

Since: Sep 10

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#306 Aug 27, 2012
In August 1919, Armenians attacked the 45 villages around Nahcivan and Serür with their military troops; and opened fire from armoured wagons to the villages along the railroad.

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#308 Sep 4, 2012
some kurdish terrorists saw the scud missiles saddam had, and decided to build one of their own, so they took a big tree, hollowed it out and filled it with explosives, they aimed it towards baghdad, and lit the fuse... the tree exploded killing and fatally wounding all of them... as one was dying he shouted to his commander, ibn il kalb, hai ishsaweeet beena? to which his commander replied, lak, itha a7na heechi 9aar beena, itkhayal ish9ar beeehom.

Since: Dec 11

Istanbul, Turkey

#309 Sep 6, 2012
Cosmic Storm wrote:
some kurdish terrorists saw the scud missiles saddam had, and decided to build one of their own, so they took a big tree, hollowed it out and filled it with explosives, they aimed it towards baghdad, and lit the fuse... the tree exploded killing and fatally wounding all of them... as one was dying he shouted to his commander, ibn il kalb, hai ishsaweeet beena? to which his commander replied, lak, itha a7na heechi 9aar beena, itkhayal ish9ar beeehom.
Saddam jokes died with Saddam.

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#310 Sep 12, 2012
How can you tell a Russian? Go to sleep and he will rob you.
Ukrainian saying

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#311 Sep 23, 2012
Q: Why did the Greek run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.

Q: Why did the Kurd cross the road halfway?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line/
Facts About Hagia Sophia

Brunswick, Australia

#314 Oct 3, 2012
While visiting the Hajia Sophia, staying at any of the Istanbul Turkey hotels is a great location to enjoy the wonders of the mosque. Some are centered close enough to walk to the buildings & gardens of the mosque.

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#315 Oct 7, 2012
What does a gayreek and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go whoooo-whoooo

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#316 Oct 16, 2012
Best Internet joke.

A Greek woman was missing from home for 3 days. When she finally gets home her husband asks her why she was missing and she says:

-"An Albanian kidnapped me and raped me for 4 days!"

- "Why 4 days," - asks her husband "you were only missing for 3 days!"

"Well, I just came back to say hello then I'm going back for tonight" - the woman replies.

Since: Sep 10

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#317 Nov 4, 2012
Hunchak | This organization was established in 1884 by Nazarbek and is considered to be the first Armenian Terror organization. Hunchak consists of two divisions; Troyak:“The Flag” and Dashnaksutyun “Unity”. The organisation publishes the “Hunchak” paper.

Separatist Social Democrat Armenian organization “Hunchak” met in May 1993 in Beirut. The resolutions adopted at this meeting included cooperation with the terrorist PKK and launching attacks on Nahcivan

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#318 Nov 11, 2012
Attila, the scourge of God, the French, his brothers
Italian saying

France is a country where the money falls apart in your hands and you can tear the toilet paper
Billy Wilder

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