Turkishcock belongs to Greece

Created by hitter on Mar 22, 2010

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Yes, theycan have it

No, it belongs to armans

craCker

Chicago, IL

#23 Apr 7, 2010
what is this party
Selamet

Malaysia

#25 Apr 10, 2010
The Guard Who Found Islam



By Dan Ephron - NEWSWEEK
From the magazine issue dated Mar 30, 2009

Army specialist Terry Holdbrooks had been a guard at Guantanamo for about six months the night he had his life-altering conversation with detainee 590, a Moroccan also known as "the General." This was early 2004, about halfway through Holdbrooks's stint at Guantanamo with the 463rd Military Police Company. Until then, he'd spent most of his day shifts just doing his duty. He'd escort prisoners to interrogations or walk up and down the cellblock making sure they weren't passing notes. But the midnight shifts were slow. "The only thing you really had to do was mop the center floor," he says. So Holdbrooks began spending part of the night sitting cross-legged on the ground, talking to detainees through the metal mesh of their cell doors.

He developed a strong relationship with the General, whose real name is Ahmed Errachidi. Their late-night conversations led Holdbrooks to be more skeptical about the prison, he says, and made him think harder about his own life. Soon, Holdbrooks was ordering books on Arabic and Islam. During an evening talk with Errachidi in early 2004, the conversation turned to the shahada, the one-line statement of faith that marks the single requirement for converting to Islam ("There is no God but God and Muhammad is his prophet"). Holdbrooks pushed a pen and an index card through the mesh, and asked Errachidi to write out the shahada in English and transliterated Arabic. He then uttered the words aloud and, there on the floor of Guantanamo's Camp Delta, became a Muslim.
el salvador

Istanbul, Turkey

#26 Apr 10, 2010
q:how do you call a greek with 3 donkies and 5 goats?
a: a casanova
Big Boy

Montrιal, Canada

#27 Apr 11, 2010
el salvador wrote:
q:how do you call a greek with 3 donkies and 5 goats?
a: a casanova
Choo choo train.
Figures

Australia

#29 Apr 13, 2010
• Bademler is the first and only village which has theatre in Turkey.
Dr Zack

Germany

#30 Apr 13, 2010
Birtcher cautery
Sokanatan

Eindhoven, Netherlands

#31 Apr 15, 2010
There is plenty of TC to go around.
Ftww

Australia

#32 Apr 17, 2010
Did you know?
The Virgin Mary spent her last days in Selcuk near the ancient city of Ephesus.

Did you know?
Leonardo da Vinci drew designs for a bridge over the Bosphorus, the strait that flows through Europe and Asia. It was never built.
Salamah

Malaysia

#34 Apr 18, 2010
The Fisherman

An investment banker was at the pier of a small coastal village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna. The investment banker complimented the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

The fisherman replied, "Only a little while."

The investment banker then asked, "Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more fish?"

The fisherman said, "With this I have more than enough to support my family's needs."

The investment banker then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

The fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, stroll into the village each evening and spend time with my family, I have a full and busy life."

The investment banker scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing; and with the proceeds, buy a bigger boat: With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats. Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor; eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to a big town and eventually to the the city where you will run your ever-expanding enterprise."

The fisherman asked, "But, how long will this all take?"

To which the investment banker replied, "15 to 20 years."

"But what then?" asked the fisherman.

The investment banker laughed and said that's the best part. "When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions."

"Millions?...Then what?"

The investment banker said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings and spend time with your family."
Ali in control

Australia

#35 Apr 20, 2010
the armans or greeks dont deserve my shiny cck

loolz
Akilli

Samsun, Turkey

#37 Apr 21, 2010
Only females can have mine.

Since: Sep 09

ISTANBUL

#39 Apr 21, 2010
OguzTolga wrote:
Drew Jack ass,
Paul the Frenchgay
Ultra gay
Russianboy
Istanbul1453 and forver,
Serbian dumb,
Armenian front because back is vanished,
Akritas the killing plan,
puk the donald duck
James Winstock the transvestite
John Talor the sissy
Bredfor the Fordcu:))
Kemal the oglan
Dutchman the thief
Mateuss mazosist
Ben the idiot
Joss the garbage
David falcon the balcony
Peter Dorry the fool
I love you all greek gays in disguise to praise themselves.
I have made an appointment for you all in Dr.Takis Papanicolau clinic in Omonia nr 43 Athens.
It was in another clinic in Kolonaki but suddenly you got more crowded.
Go there and pay no money.
because all the payments will be made by me for healing your inferiorty complexes in therapy sessions.
You must not be ashemed of yourselves.
Anynation who lived under Turkish minorty for 450 years and fucukked in every 50 years may behave like you.
Please do not hasitate to tell the doctor openly everything you have in your dirtyminds.
Of course he will not be able to help you that there will be no Greeks in the 22.century but there are 200millions of Turks on the world.
But be patient and try to get the maximum healing from this cure.
Goog luck.
Don't woory I will pay all be sincere to tell him all your complexes.
Heeey Greek sisies in European disguise ,
listen to me it is important.

You know I have given you a clinic address to cure your inferiorty complex.

Please don't go there for 2 days ,because;

""""State- employed doctors in Athens and Piraeus have announced a 48-hour strike on Wednesday due to government's anti-crisis measures to cut the salaries, AFP reports.""" """"" """"" """"" """"" """"" """"" """"" "
Stay at home and make your own therapy with your 25 fake IDs :)))
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craCker

Chicago, IL

#41 Apr 23, 2010
what is this a watch

Since: Sep 09

ISTANBUL

#42 Apr 23, 2010
Drew Jack ass,
Paul the Frenchgay
Ultra gay
Russianboy
Istanbul1453 and forver,
Serbian dumb,
Armenian front because back is vanished,
Akritas the killing plan,
puk the donald duck
James Winstock the transvestite
John Talor the sissy
Bredfor the Fordcu:))
Kemal the oglan
Dutchman the thief
Mateuss mazosist
Ben the idiot
Joss the garbage
David falcon the balcony
Peter Dorry the fool
LOOK WHAT I FOUND FOR YOU:
YOUR LİFESTYLE.
kleptocracy, cleptocracy
1. A government characterized by rampant greed and corruption.
2. A ruling body or order of thieves; a government run by thieves; a nation ruled by this kind of government.
Ali

Australia

#43 Apr 24, 2010
lol @ OguzTolga

hahaha brilliant (Y)
David B

UK

#45 Apr 27, 2010
Whyish doish Greekish and kurdish like Turkish cckish soich muchish?

Since: Sep 09

ISTANBUL

#46 Apr 27, 2010
OguzTolga wrote:
Greek inferiority complex
----------
I have found the root of the greek inferiority complex:
http://hd.se/skane/2008/12/04/svensk...naest-...
The article is from a Swedish newspaper and it is written in Swedish so here is a short English translation:
A condom manufacturer mad a study of the penis lengths of European men. The outcome of the study was that the French in average have the longest penis and the greeks have the shortest (12cm).
More info about the study can be found here:
http://www.kondomberatung.de/penisgroessenstu...
HEEEY GREEK SISSIES BECAREFUL GERMANS ARE COMING TO COLLECT WHAT YOUR HAVE STOLEN FROM EU.

German anger at paying for luxury Greek pensions

27.04.2010 - 11:29 UHRBY D. HOEREN BILD MAGAZINE.

It is only a matter of days until Germany starts handing out billions in aid to the Greeks, according to Chancellor Angela Merkel.

But for some experts, Greece is just a bottomless pit. And now anger is increasing in Germany, with many asking why they should pay for things like the luxury Greek pension system.

• Especially startling: Anyone who started receiving their money before 1993 and had been working for 35 years can, according to Eurostat, count on an 80 per cent pension (related to average earnings over the last five working years). Anyone beginning after 1993 would get 70 per cent.

• In Germany, the number lies between 46 and, in the future, 42 per cent. It is related to the average wage of the entire working life.

• The Greeks receive 14 pension payments a year – monthly plus an extra one at Easter and at Christmas. Germans only get 12 instalments.

• Pensions increase in Greece at a rate usually higher than the consumer price index. Between 2004 and 2006, there was a pay freeze on pensions in Germany but Greeks saw a 11 per cent rise. It is only now that levels have been frozen there.

• The Greeks have to pay contributions towards pensions, but – unlike in Germany – not towards health care or social costs.

And then there is another strange special Greek provision: Unmarried daughters of soldiers and police officers inherit the pensions of their fathers and receive it for the rest of their lives.

Will Germans soon have to take on the responsibility for that?

The fact is that in Greece, the employee's contribution is only 6.67 per cent of the gross wage compared to 9.95 per cent in Germany. The government contributes a subsidy from tax revenues.
Amateur Ali

Australia

#47 Apr 29, 2010
David B wrote:
Whyish doish Greekish and kurdish like Turkish cckish soich muchish?
i dunno abou tkurds but i do know gayreeks crave Turkish yarrak loolz
Fast Facts

Australia

#49 May 1, 2010
A country of southwest Asia and southeast Europe between the Mediterranean and the Black seas.
21 Gun Salute

Dallas, TX

#50 May 3, 2010
80 million Turks and only 10 million Greeks - that's a ratio of 8 Turkish co.cks for each lucky Greek.

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