Good, Bad, Ugly & Miserable...

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Good Turks

Miserable kurds

Bad armans

Ugly greeks

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#376 Apr 11, 2012
The main wholesale market in Iraq is located in central Baghdad and is called Shorja. A Kurdish retailer from Sulleimaneyya called once every month to buy merchandise. A shop keeper had trained his pet parrot to shout “Stupid Kurd! Stupid Kurd!” every time he saw someone in traditional Kurdish attire.

This particular Kurd was offended by that bird. He wanted to buy it with the purpose of retraining it, but the shop keeper refused. Finally they agreed that the shopkeeper would prepare some eggs from that parrot which the Kurd could buy the next time he called.

Come the next visit, the shop keeper had several eggs ready. He asked the Kurd to place them under a chicken so that they would hatch.

Back in Sulleimaneyya, the Kurd duly did as he was instructed. But when the eggs hatched, there were baby pigeons, sparrows, other birds… but no parrots.

0n the next visit to the market in Baghdad, the Kurd, again came across that parrot yelling:“Stupid Kurd! Stupid Kurd!” He smiled and said to the bird,“I may be stupid, but everybody in Sulleimaneyya now knows what you really are!`
Dexter

Kansas City, MO

#377 Apr 17, 2012
Armenians are terrorist madmans.
Turkish Factition

Australia

#378 Apr 21, 2012
Famous places to see

Topkapi Palace

Blue Mosque

Hagia Sophia

Sunken Cistern

Dolmabahce Palace

Ephesus Antic City

Pamukkale

Cappadocia

Trojan Horse
Ajax

Australia

#379 Apr 29, 2012
Good morning Turkish faction.

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#380 May 1, 2012
Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"?
Free Ham!

10)
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"
Okkeshoglu

Sofia, Bulgaria

#381 May 7, 2012
Cosmic Storm wrote:
Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"?
Free Ham!
10)
Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?
He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"
Jews dont eat ham.
Man GAGA

Australia

#382 May 17, 2012
Okkeshoglu wrote:
<quoted text> Jews dont eat ham.
Jews dont do nothng but they make others do it.
Facts about Cyprus

Brunswick, Australia

#383 May 24, 2012
Capital

Nicosia

Total Area

total: 9,250 sq km (of which 3,355 sq km are in north Cyprus)
land: 9,240 sq km
water: 10 sq km

Population

780,133 (July 2005 est.)

Languages

Greek, Turkish, English

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Nobody

North Bergen, NJ

#384 May 24, 2012
Man GAGA wrote:
<quoted text> Jews dont do nothng but they make others do it.
Nobody does.
Kelkitli Yavuz

Fitzroy, Australia

#385 May 27, 2012
Ibne ermenileri her sabah oyun.
Martinez

Australia

#386 Jun 3, 2012
Man GAGA wrote:
<quoted text> Jews dont do nothng but they make others do it.
Yes,
tft

Brunswick, Australia

#387 Jun 11, 2012
How do you say 'Good night' in Turkish?
* What is the Turkish word for 'quiz'?
* In Turkish, Evet and hayir mean:
Hoppers Boy

Australia

#388 Jun 13, 2012
Man GAGA wrote:
<quoted text> Jews dont do nothng but they make others do it.
Keep away from Tabaret.

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#389 Jun 20, 2012
you an Armenian? TestTake this self scoring test and find out!
Give yourself one point for each "yes" you give to the following statements:

You have at least one Persian rug or crocheted tablecloth.
You frequently make sounds like "oaf, eeh, and eyaah."
You talk with your hands when you're on the phone.
You have at least one inlaid tavli board in your closet.
You have philo dough, string cheese or See's candy in your freezer.
You think Fresno is the capital of California.
You get five o'clock shadow at two-thirty.(men)
You serve hummus and tabbouleh with your taco chips.
You don't buy anything unless you can get it for at least 50%off.
You have at least one fruit tree and a patch of mint growing in your back yard.
You save string and toothpicks from restaurants.
You think a "chinook" is a shelf to display your teapots.
You have a crock of clarified butter under your sink.
You have a picture of Mt. Ararat hanging in your garage.
You have a jar of tuttu/turshi in your refrigerator or a box of Uncle Ben's converted rice in your pantry.
You think the Star Trek Kardashians are an ancient Armenian tribe.
You shovel food on other people's plates when they aren`t looking
You think pilaf is one of the four food groups.
you look up armenian names in the phone book, while traveling to other cities
Koylu Bilal

Australia

#390 Jun 25, 2012
tft wrote:
How do you say 'Good night' in Turkish?
* What is the Turkish word for 'quiz'?
* In Turkish, Evet and hayir mean:
Iyi giciler.
ttt

Brunswick, Australia

#391 Jun 26, 2012
Hierapolis & Pamukkale, Antalya
Map | Photos Ranked #2 of 126 attractions in Turkish Mediterranean Coast 183 reviews
Attraction type Ancient Ruins; Historic Sites
Distance 8989.7 km from city centre
AFG Thug

Melbourne, Australia

#392 Jul 1, 2012
Hoppers Boy wrote:
<quoted text> Keep away from Tabaret.
What for?
ilm

Brunswick, Australia

#393 Jul 3, 2012
Kadifekale Castle
Address: Kadifekale, Izmir, Turkey, TR
Sited at the top of the hill of the same name, the ruined Kadifekale Castle literally translates as the 'Velvet Castle' and is situated some 2 km / 1 mile from the coastline, where it offers breathtaking panoramas across the urban cityscape. These ancient fortifications crown the hilltop and are connected by frequent buses, with many tourists choosing to take Bus No. 33 to the top, and then walk down after exploring the sight and enjoying the views. Alongside the Kadifekale are the remains of some Roman cisterns, which were restored during the Byzantine era.
Open: daily
Admission: free
$$$$$$

Since: Jun 10

Earth

#394 Jul 8, 2012
Why did the Greek cross the road?
To get to Turkey.
THE SAINT

Australia

#395 Jul 10, 2012
Cosmic Storm wrote:
Why did the Greek cross the road?
To get to Turkey.
To look for a job.

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