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As an airplane is about to crash a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this".
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tif4u
Coburg, Australia
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During the Ottoman period,Üsküdar and Kadiköy were outside the scope of urban Istanbul, serving as tranquil outposts with seaside yalıs and gardens. However, during the second half of the 20th century, the Asian side experienced massive urban growth; the late development of this part of the city led to better infrastructure and tidier urban planning when compared with most other residential areas in the city.
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This is Armenian Radio; our listeners asked us:“What is the difference between capitalism and socialism?”
We’re answering:“In a capitalist society man exploits man, and in a socialist one, the other way around.” ===
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cartcurt
Portland, OR
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carrtHighest, Longest, Harshest, Largest... cuurt
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jartjurt
Portland, OR
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jjurtCambodians Killed over 500k Chams
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falanfilan
Portland, OR
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fffHighest, Longest, Harshest, Largest... nnn
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don
Australia
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DJ Stud
Australia
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Black - Wonderful Life (Original Audio 1987)
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Mesut
Australia
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“Armenian liars cheats and thieves”
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TBF
Cheltenham, Australia
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Mesut wrote: “Armenian liars cheats and thieves” Yea!
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Greek Aeroplane Joke There was a Greek, a French and an American. The aeroplane was flying over America, and the American goes "Hey we are flying over America", the Greek and the French go "How can you tell?", the American goes "Because I can see the Statue of Liberty"...
A few hours later the French guy goes "We are flying over France", the American and Greek guy go "How can you tell?", the French guy goes "Because I can see the Eiffel Tower"... A couple of hours later, the Greek guy goes "We are flying over Greece", the American and French guy go "How can you tell?" and the Greek guy goes "Because my watch is missing!"
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Mirr
Brighton, Australia
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Jack The Rapper wrote: <quoted text> EU has lost all hope for Greeks. Weak.
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Apuk Sapuk
Portland, OR
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Highest, Longest, Harshest, Largest... saapk
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Toro
Spain
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They r mine
Dandenong, Australia
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Cosmic Storm wrote: Money isn't everything but it sure keeps the Greeks in touch with EU. hey i liked it
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Ivir Zivir
Portland, OR
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Highest, Longest, Harshest, Largest... ivirr
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Aussie Ali
Mount Waverley, Australia
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fkwit greeks got drilled hehehe
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Derek
Australia
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TURKIYEEE wrote: HISTORY Turkey boasts a fascinating history. Almost 10,000 years. 7500 BC the earliest known inhabitants were found at Çatalhöyük. Hattis, Hittites, Phrygians, Urartians, Lycians, Lydians, Ionians, Persians, Macedonians, Romans, Byzantines, Seljuks and Ottomans have all held very important places in Turkish history. Awesome friend.
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Absolutly Amazing
Coburg, Australia
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Background: Turkey is often called "the cradle of civilization," as it has been home to a rich variety of tribes and nations of people since 6500 B.C. The Republic of Turkey was founded in 1923 by Mustafa Kemal Ataturk, replacing the dynastic and theocratic Ottoman system, with its Sultanate and Caliphate. The Republic is based on a secular democratic, pluralist and parlamentary system.
In 1945 Turkey joined the UN and became a member of NAT0 in 1952.
Turkey occupied the northern portion of Cyprus in 1974 to prevent a Greek takeover of the island.
Turkey is a major tourist destination in Europe.
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Ken
Australia
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Junger wrote: Dont even waste your time to vote. It is a stipid thread, created by a paranoid homosexual. You want some of this? Come get some.
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