created by: fathorse | Nov 20, 2012

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Why do us Tongans try so hard to be like Samoans?

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  • because I like my Samoan tattoo
  • because they have bigger tengas
  • because they dont smell like a horse
  • because their necks and inner thighs arent black
  • because i love my pet dog too much to eat it
  • not me, im too fat to try and be samoan

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fathorse

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Nov 20, 2012
 
my dog is my best friend, i will never eat it.
ulu poki

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Nov 20, 2012
 
we dont mind..lol
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Nov 20, 2012
 
That's a first! Haha, why try to be you guys when were already lucky? Tongan pride!(:
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so sad, I cant imagine the pain and disgust toga's go through waking up every morning see their ugly ass face in the mirror and cry why can't I be a Samoan
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Nov 21, 2012
 
fathorse wrote:
my dog is my best friend, i will never eat it.
Lol another stupid thread where Samoa seeks attention. Putting in the effort to create a thread trying to downgradeTongans. Tsk tsk tsk it just shows how much you wanna be Tongan ;)
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Nov 21, 2012
 
Sasa wrote:
so sad, I cant imagine the pain and disgust toga's go through waking up every morning see their ugly ass face in the mirror and cry why can't I be a Samoan
So sad Sasa, can't imagine the pain that you go through every morning when you wake up and see that lil chinese foreskin pin dick of yours wishing you were hung like a horse (Tongan) faka'ofa 'aupito!! Its OK sasa!!!
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CrystalClear wrote:
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So sad Sasa, can't imagine the pain that you go through every morning when you wake up and see that lil chinese foreskin pin dick of yours wishing you were hung like a horse (Tongan) faka'ofa 'aupito!! Its OK sasa!!!
crystal I have a big polo enough to penetrate throw your muli and pop out your mouth... Toga girls need me in Melbourne they say toga with big polo is a myth and only 27% of toga's are bigger than a mere tiny 2.5 inches hehe....not like me I have plenty meat length and hardness to satisfy all woman and u if u pretty ( unlikely), but I admire your courage for sticking up for your bro's, but u don't fool me lol
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Sasa wrote:
<quoted text> crystal I have a big polo enough to penetrate throw your muli and pop out your mouth... Toga girls need me in Melbourne they say toga with big polo is a myth and only 27% of toga's are bigger than a mere tiny 2.5 inches hehe....not like me I have plenty meat length and hardness to satisfy all woman and u if u pretty ( unlikely), but I admire your courage for sticking up for your bro's, but u don't fool me lol
during the Tongan occupation of samoyan fo 400 years their was a Fakatonga breeding program that was organized 10 years into the occupation.The great Tonga tu'i at the time proclaimed that every sunga virgins through out samoyan,from the age 16 n up,to be injected with the Tongan superior sperm,for these samoyan looked more like short ugly pilipino asians,The great Tu'i tonga at the time knew that after 400 years of The Tongan To'a injectin evry sunga virgin they would eventually start to look more Tongan that is why fufu i mean fufu when you look in the mirror u gonna think to yourself dang fo 400 years our women was injected by the superior supreme Tongan To'a sperm n that u might be 70% Tongan,but we don't your ape lookin size 7x welfare eatin cowardly sorry @ss excuse for a mut

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Sasa wrote:
<quoted text>crystal I have a big polo enough to penetrate throw your muli and pop out your mouth... Toga girls need me in Melbourne they say toga with big polo is a myth and only 27% of toga's are bigger than a mere tiny 2.5 inches hehe....not like me I have plenty meat length and hardness to satisfy all woman and u if u pretty ( unlikely), but I admire your courage for sticking up for your bro's, but u don't fool me lol
Haha yes Sasa I'm sure you do. About 98% of men of all types will not admit to the smallness of their penis. Because they are too ashamed, they have a tendancy to gloat about how huge their penis is, so in our lil case scenario i see gloating which may only lead to one thing = embarrassed! Lol im not trying to fool you sasa I'm just clearly stating the truth. Hahaha add me on fb mate and that unlikely will change to very likely.

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<quoted text>Haha yes Sasa I'm sure you do. About 98% of men of all types will not admit to the smallness of their penis. Because they are too ashamed, they have a tendancy to gloat about how huge their penis is, so in our lil case scenario i see gloating which may only lead to one thing = embarrassed! Lol im not trying to fool you sasa I'm just clearly stating the truth. Hahaha add me on fb mate and that unlikely will change to very likely.
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So sad Sasa, can't imagine the pain that you go through every morning when you wake up and see that lil chinese foreskin pin dick of yours wishing you were hung like a horse (Tongan) faka'ofa 'aupito!! Its OK sasa!!!
lol.. FYI:u guys can eat all the horse u want, it wont make u hung like one...
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Lol another stupid thread where Samoa seeks attention. Putting in the effort to create a thread trying to downgradeTongans. Tsk tsk tsk it just shows how much you wanna be Tongan ;)
crystal darling, if your new on here you will see it goes both ways.. started by pk and other tongans..take a stroll over to the samoan forum....also relax girl, nothing serious just fun, no need to get your panties in a bunch...lol
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So sad Sasa, can't imagine the pain that you go through every morning when you wake up and see that lil chinese foreskin pin dick of yours wishing you were hung like a horse (Tongan) faka'ofa 'aupito!! Its OK sasa!!!
LMAO.. ha'ane mamahi 'ia atu hono fusi 'ene fo'i puu ke ngali taupe lol.
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ulu poki wrote:
<quoted text>lol.. FYI:u guys can eat all the horse u want, it wont make u hung like one...
What does ulu poki mean? Lol they dont need to eat horse when they're already hung like one hahaha!!!
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ulu poki wrote:
<quoted text>crystal darling, if your new on here you will see it goes both ways.. started by pk and other tongans..take a stroll over to the samoan forum....also relax girl, nothing serious just fun, no need to get your panties in a bunch...lol
Lol new? hmmm probably!! I havent been on the samoan forum lol maybe when im bothered I will but being the 'good people' you are, maybe you should just ignore it hahaha or not!!! This shiet will never end...so if im on the sidelines might as well join in lol
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<quoted text>LMAO.. ha'ane mamahi 'ia atu hono fusi 'ene fo'i puu ke ngali taupe lol.
Hahahahahahaha toatu 'ene mate he fie tatau hange ha elefanite hahaha koe haamoa koe kau hafekasi siaina...kau 'ai pe ae hafekasi siaina he 'asi mai 'ihe nau tenga (si'isi'i) hahaha!!! Fk kata pe foki :)
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Lol new? hmmm probably!! I havent been on the samoan forum lol maybe when im bothered I will but being the 'good people' you are, maybe you should just ignore it hahaha or not!!! This shiet will never end...so if im on the sidelines might as well join in lol
it could end between me and you girl, if i come to Australia, you gonna show me around "down under?" lol
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Hahahahahahaha toatu 'ene mate he fie tatau hange ha elefanite hahaha koe haamoa koe kau hafekasi siaina...kau 'ai pe ae hafekasi siaina he 'asi mai 'ihe nau tenga (si'isi'i) hahaha!!! Fk kata pe foki :)
the only word i understood was tenga.. lol
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ulu poki wrote:
<quoted text>it could end between me and you girl, if i come to Australia, you gonna show me around "down under?" lol
Lol i dunno what 'down under' your talking about haha hmm im sure theres many tour guides here in aussie where they will be able to explore 'down under' hahaha!!! Ps it wont end between me and you until you declare your love for tongans lol
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<quoted text>Hahahahahahaha toatu 'ene mate he fie tatau hange ha elefanite hahaha koe haamoa koe kau hafekasi siaina...kau 'ai pe ae hafekasi siaina he 'asi mai 'ihe nau tenga (si'isi'i) hahaha!!! Fk kata pe foki :)
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