Thailands Flood Sex Holiday

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Crocman

Des Plaines, IL

#1 Oct 28, 2011
Although the sex may be cheap foreign sex tourists should avoid nonessential travel to Thailand.

Bangkok is flooding but most of its more than 9 million residents were staying put to protect their homes because of the thieving nature of their fellow Thais.

There is much uncertainty over the capital Bangkok’s fate so the Thai government-declared a five-day sex holiday which has fueled an exodus of people clogging highways and air terminals to visit sex resorts such as Pattaya and Phuket.

Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra acknowledged her incompetent government could do little but suggest a sex holiday. It just goes to show when one has a prostitute running the country!

The floods, the heaviest in Thailand in more than half a century, have drenched a third of the country's provinces, killed close to 400 people and displaced more than 110,000 others. For weeks, the water has crept down from the central plains, flowing south toward the Gulf of Thailand. Bangkok is in the way, and today it is literally surrounded by behemoth pools of water flowing around and through it via a complex network of canals and rivers.
By Thursday, flooding had inundated seven of Bangkok's 50 districts, most on the northern outskirts. There, roads have turned into rivers and homes and businesses are swamped.
The government has expressed deep concern over higher-than-normal tides expected through the weekend which are expected to peak on Saturday. Yingluck has warned the entire city could flood if key barriers burst on the Chao Phraya river, The river has overflowed already, sending ankle-high water lapping at the white exterior walls of Bangkok's gilded Grand Palace, an over rated but treasured tourist robbing complex that once housed the kingdom's monarchy and is a major tourist robbery attraction now days.

The resorts are now full with an unusually large supply of money hungry sex starved Thai prostitutes fighting over what few foreign sex tourists are available.
REALITY

Bangkok, Thailand

#2 Oct 28, 2011
Crocman wrote:
Although the sex may be cheap foreign sex tourists should avoid nonessential travel to Thailand.
Bangkok is flooding but most of its more than 9 million residents were staying put to protect their homes because of the thieving nature of their fellow Thais.
There is much uncertainty over the capital Bangkok’s fate so the Thai government-declared a five-day sex holiday which has fueled an exodus of people clogging highways and air terminals to visit sex resorts such as Pattaya and Phuket.
Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra acknowledged her incompetent government could do little but suggest a sex holiday. It just goes to show when one has a prostitute running the country!
The floods, the heaviest in Thailand in more than half a century, have drenched a third of the country's provinces, killed close to 400 people and displaced more than 110,000 others. For weeks, the water has crept down from the central plains, flowing south toward the Gulf of Thailand. Bangkok is in the way, and today it is literally surrounded by behemoth pools of water flowing around and through it via a complex network of canals and rivers.
By Thursday, flooding had inundated seven of Bangkok's 50 districts, most on the northern outskirts. There, roads have turned into rivers and homes and businesses are swamped.
The government has expressed deep concern over higher-than-normal tides expected through the weekend which are expected to peak on Saturday. Yingluck has warned the entire city could flood if key barriers burst on the Chao Phraya river, The river has overflowed already, sending ankle-high water lapping at the white exterior walls of Bangkok's gilded Grand Palace, an over rated but treasured tourist robbing complex that once housed the kingdom's monarchy and is a major tourist robbery attraction now days.
The resorts are now full with an unusually large supply of money hungry sex starved Thai prostitutes fighting over what few foreign sex tourists are available.
Boooooooooooooooooo!

Sex, sex, sex,.....Ai roke jid Cockman.

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