You Know You're Somali When !!!!!!!!!!!

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#1 Oct 5, 2009
You already know what your having for dinner – Bariis or Basto (Rice or Spaghetti)

Your mother invites people you’ve never seen before to your house, and she tells you its your Edo, Athero, or Inn-Atheer (Aunt, Uncle, Or Cousin)

Every Somali you know is some how related to you

You have 100’s of cousins you’ve never met, but its cool, cause you can basically visit any country and have a relative to stay with

You crash weddings, and as soon as you get in there you ask ppl who’s the bride & groom

Your with a person of the opposite sex, u gotta hide from any Somali woman cause you know soon as they get home, their gonna call your hoyo, and ANY other person they know

Your Skinny or Fat, because theres no in-between for Somalis

You know you're somali when your hoyoo screams on long distance phone calls

You Know you're Somali when the back of ur TV remote control has some sort of Tape on it

You know you're Somali when every other word out of ur mouth is ‘wallahi’

You know you're Somali when you pronounce B instead of P.(ie. Basto, Cubboard, Bizza, etc)

You say ‘Sigis’ instead of 6

You celebrate your birthday on January 1…
Irish samoan

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#2 Oct 5, 2009
Monifa sabrine wrote:
You already know what your having for dinner – Bariis or Basto (Rice or Spaghetti)
Your mother invites people you’ve never seen before to your house, and she tells you its your Edo, Athero, or Inn-Atheer (Aunt, Uncle, Or Cousin)
Every Somali you know is some how related to you
You have 100’s of cousins you’ve never met, but its cool, cause you can basically visit any country and have a relative to stay with
You crash weddings, and as soon as you get in there you ask ppl who’s the bride & groom
Your with a person of the opposite sex, u gotta hide from any Somali woman cause you know soon as they get home, their gonna call your hoyo, and ANY other person they know
Your Skinny or Fat, because theres no in-between for Somalis
You know you're somali when your hoyoo screams on long distance phone calls
You Know you're Somali when the back of ur TV remote control has some sort of Tape on it
You know you're Somali when every other word out of ur mouth is ‘wallahi’
You know you're Somali when you pronounce B instead of P.(ie. Basto, Cubboard, Bizza, etc)
You say ‘Sigis’ instead of 6
You celebrate your birthday on January 1…
You know when your a Somali when you use your nose to sniff Arabs bottoms bleach your skin till it turns white compare your race to the superior Ayranian race call other Africans monkeys and pray to allah a million times every day you wish you were an Arab ye you know you are a somali Ha ha this so funny bunch of self hating blackies me say
Ayan

San Diego, CA

#3 Oct 5, 2009
Monifa sabrine wrote:
You already know what your having for dinner – Bariis or Basto (Rice or Spaghetti)
Your mother invites people you’ve never seen before to your house, and she tells you its your Edo, Athero, or Inn-Atheer (Aunt, Uncle, Or Cousin)
Every Somali you know is some how related to you
You have 100’s of cousins you’ve never met, but its cool, cause you can basically visit any country and have a relative to stay with
You crash weddings, and as soon as you get in there you ask ppl who’s the bride & groom
Your with a person of the opposite sex, u gotta hide from any Somali woman cause you know soon as they get home, their gonna call your hoyo, and ANY other person they know
Your Skinny or Fat, because theres no in-between for Somalis
You know you're somali when your hoyoo screams on long distance phone calls
You Know you're Somali when the back of ur TV remote control has some sort of Tape on it
You know you're Somali when every other word out of ur mouth is ‘wallahi’
You know you're Somali when you pronounce B instead of P.(ie. Basto, Cubboard, Bizza, etc)
You say ‘Sigis’ instead of 6
You celebrate your birthday on January 1…
lol.Everything here i can relate to. so very true. wow.
Irish samoan

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#4 Oct 5, 2009
Ayan wrote:
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lol.Everything here i can relate to. so very true. wow.
Yes and mine to Ha ha you HATE monkeys you racsit bunch of wannabe Arabs
Samiyah

North York, Canada

#5 Oct 5, 2009
Monifa sabrine wrote:
You already know what your having for dinner – Bariis or Basto (Rice or Spaghetti)
Your mother invites people you’ve never seen before to your house, and she tells you its your Edo, Athero, or Inn-Atheer (Aunt, Uncle, Or Cousin)
Every Somali you know is some how related to you
You have 100’s of cousins you’ve never met, but its cool, cause you can basically visit any country and have a relative to stay with
You crash weddings, and as soon as you get in there you ask ppl who’s the bride & groom
Your with a person of the opposite sex, u gotta hide from any Somali woman cause you know soon as they get home, their gonna call your hoyo, and ANY other person they know
Your Skinny or Fat, because theres no in-between for Somalis
You know you're somali when your hoyoo screams on long distance phone calls
You Know you're Somali when the back of ur TV remote control has some sort of Tape on it
You know you're Somali when every other word out of ur mouth is ‘wallahi’
You know you're Somali when you pronounce B instead of P.(ie. Basto, Cubboard, Bizza, etc)
You say ‘Sigis’ instead of 6
You celebrate your birthday on January 1…
Lol! Been ma'ad shegin.
Irish samoan

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#6 Oct 5, 2009
You know you a r a Somalian when u have a gun in your hand, kill Bantus worship your arabaian God have posters of bollywood actors, hide your dark relatives when your arab niegbours come over have songs singing bout the beauty of the white race, eat with knife and forks and call other africans apes Ha ha!(me think of some more later on) this is FUN!
Irish samoan

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#7 Oct 5, 2009
Samiyah wrote:
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Lol! Been ma'ad shegin.
Mines FUNNY to aye me just LOL at these Somalis Ha ha!

“Waryaa Team”

Since: Dec 07

SOMALIA

#8 Oct 5, 2009
Irish samoan wrote:
<quoted text>Mines FUNNY to aye me just LOL at these Somalis Ha ha!
Gee you're not a Somali are ya?

Anyways,

You know you're Somali:

If you're the loudest person on the bus

You know you're Somali if you look mixed with soft hair, but your little brother looks like he's from Kenya lolol

You know you're Somali if you talk in high pitched voice to someone who is standing in FRONT of you

You know you're Somali if you hate on others all day every day

“Waryaa Team”

Since: Dec 07

SOMALIA

#9 Oct 5, 2009
Irish samoan wrote:
You know you a r a Somalian when u have a gun in your hand, kill Bantus worship your arabaian God have posters of bollywood actors, hide your dark relatives when your arab niegbours come over have songs singing bout the beauty of the white race, eat with knife and forks and call other africans apes Ha ha!(me think of some more later on) this is FUN!
What? Somalis don't hate Bantus, there are bantu Somalians who are considered our brothers and sisters. Somalis don't judge people by skin color, you will see dark Somali person with soft hair, light person with thick hair...we're all varied.
Irish samoan

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#10 Oct 5, 2009
ZamZam wrote:
<quoted text>What? Somalis don't hate Bantus, there are bantu Somalians who are considered our brothers and sisters. Somalis don't judge people by skin color, you will see dark Somali person with soft hair, light person with thick hair...we're all varied.
Forget it I have to say you guys are now BORING me to death! I guess on the AA you guys make monkey jokes here you guys act like angels! laterz
Msomali

Saudi Arabia

#11 Oct 5, 2009
You know you are Somali when you are proud of your African identity.You know you are Somali when you are aware that you have participated in the liberation of Mozambique, Angola, South Africa and Guinea Bissau.You are Somali when you know the lyrics if Mosambiik Angoola! and Huruddoy Afrikay Huruddoy! Somali officers like Ibrahim Sacmaal and Abdul Qader Koosar were in Namibia and Guinea Bissau respectively to train the freedom fighters of these two countries.
You are Somali when you know the concept of SAANCAD ''WHITE SKIN'' in Somali mentality.Somali is a proud Somali not a wannabe whatsoever.Very proud of his/her heritage and identity.
Msomali

Saudi Arabia

#12 Oct 6, 2009
BANTU AND ARAB NONSENSE IS A DIVISIVE CONCEPT USED BY OPPORTUNISTS WHO USE THESE PLOYS TO GAIN FROM THE CURRENT SOMALI CRISIS.WE ARE ALL SOMALIS.NO TRIBES.NO RACES.ONE NATION, ONE COUNTRY, ONE PEOPLE.

“just living”

Since: Jan 09

United States

#13 Oct 6, 2009
Msomali wrote:
BANTU AND ARAB NONSENSE IS A DIVISIVE CONCEPT USED BY OPPORTUNISTS WHO USE THESE PLOYS TO GAIN FROM THE CURRENT SOMALI CRISIS.WE ARE ALL SOMALIS.NO TRIBES.NO RACES.ONE NATION, ONE COUNTRY, ONE PEOPLE.
maybe in theory but not in practice..ciao..u will be one somalia when the north ..is not called somaliland

“Waryaa Team”

Since: Dec 07

SOMALIA

#14 Oct 6, 2009
Msomali wrote:
BANTU AND ARAB NONSENSE IS A DIVISIVE CONCEPT USED BY OPPORTUNISTS WHO USE THESE PLOYS TO GAIN FROM THE CURRENT SOMALI CRISIS.WE ARE ALL SOMALIS.NO TRIBES.NO RACES.ONE NATION, ONE COUNTRY, ONE PEOPLE.
God bless you!
Yellah

Renton, WA

#15 Oct 6, 2009
hellow MR White. you found out ur kids had another 13 fathers because ur wife used to get bored and get fanked right in the hole while ur away to what u call a JOB. Now you turn red cause I hit a nerve hahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahah a keep changing colors you white trash. I love insulting stupid whites because they easy to get insulted. It all shows cuz it is on their face. Now cry
Irish samoan wrote:
You know you a r a Somalian when u have a gun in your hand, kill Bantus worship your arabaian God have posters of bollywood actors, hide your dark relatives when your arab niegbours come over have songs singing bout the beauty of the white race, eat with knife and forks and call other africans apes Ha ha!(me think of some more later on) this is FUN!
Irish samoan

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#16 Oct 6, 2009
Yellah wrote:
hellow MR White. you found out ur kids had another 13 fathers because ur wife used to get bored and get fanked right in the hole while ur away to what u call a JOB. Now you turn red cause I hit a nerve hahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahah a keep changing colors you white trash. I love insulting stupid whites because they easy to get insulted. It all shows cuz it is on their face. Now cry <quoted text>
Keep trying you havn't even hit a nerve Ha ha! like me give craps what you say I LIVE the REAL world not like you Somalis bradda Ha ha I live a full life I work, study, play sports part of a polynesian cultural club mate what is a small bone Somalia gonna say to hurt me man you still sniff Arabs bums ME NOT LYING and the truth hurts Ha ha! I love the insults bring dem on
Irish samoan

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#17 Oct 6, 2009
Yellah wrote:
hellow MR White. you found out ur kids had another 13 fathers because ur wife used to get bored and get fanked right in the hole while ur away to what u call a JOB. Now you turn red cause I hit a nerve hahahahahhahahaahahhahahahahah a keep changing colors you white trash. I love insulting stupid whites because they easy to get insulted. It all shows cuz it is on their face. Now cry <quoted text>
COME ON monkey boy what u chiken out know you just make in more FUN on this forum me got some jokes you like to here?
Yellah

Renton, WA

#18 Oct 7, 2009
u had to comment on twice one comment I have made. that shows how hard it hit chah. you still sniff Arabs bums ME NOT LYING? if me sniffing Arabs burns you then I will sniff em even more so you could burn really bad cause I would love to see your white azz trash turnz red. hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahah ahahhahaha. little girl listen you just told me u got burned. hahahahahahaha you still sniff Arabs bums ME NOT LYING? hahahahahahhaha point proved haha now moaw moaw grass with the cows
Irish samoan wrote:
<quoted text>Keep trying you havn't even hit a nerve Ha ha! like me give craps what you say I LIVE the REAL world not like you Somalis bradda Ha ha I live a full life I work, study, play sports part of a polynesian cultural club mate what is a small bone Somalia gonna say to hurt me man you still sniff Arabs bums ME NOT LYING and the truth hurts Ha ha! I love the insults bring dem on
Msomali

Dammam, Saudi Arabia

#19 Oct 7, 2009
raindrop wrote:
<quoted text>maybe in theory but not in practice..ciao..u will be one somalia when the north ..is not called somaliland
Somaliland is between River Tana in Kenya and Bab Al Mandab in Djibouti.It is the land inhabited by the Somalis.Somaliland is still Somali.
Irish samoan

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#20 Oct 7, 2009
Yellah wrote:
u had to comment on twice one comment I have made. that shows how hard it hit chah. you still sniff Arabs bums ME NOT LYING? if me sniffing Arabs burns you then I will sniff em even more so you could burn really bad cause I would love to see your white azz trash turnz red. hahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahah ahahhahaha. little girl listen you just told me u got burned. hahahahahahaha you still sniff Arabs bums ME NOT LYING? hahahahahahhaha point proved haha now moaw moaw grass with the cows <quoted text>
I'll reply again and again yes you do sniff Arbian bums sad thing is they don't do it for yous Ha ha skinny bone somali acting all tough on the net mate this is all I see typing back at me http://www.biyokulule.com/sawiro/sawirada_waa... black ape keep saying what ya like me not a self hating black man so me just laugh at you man me loving this

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