Topix University - Faculty of Bantu (OPENED)

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Hello there, this is Professor Biography at the University of Topix and I want to make the announcement that the faculty for Bantu education has officially opened. Although more detailed explanations will be available inside the faculty such as course options, I will to briefly explain to you what we are all all about.

Here at the faculty of Bantu, we want to teach you a discipline in the understanding of sub-human biology and make you grasp scientific and social concepts behind the Bantu; there are courses available such as Bsc Bantu Studies which carries the aim of making us understand the mind of the Bantu and how we can use that information to dispel them from our forum. There will be more social based courses such as BA Bantu counter-insurgency, but it will all be explained in detailed later on.

Keep an eye out, Professor Biography.

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Professor, I welcome this faculty. Our university is quickly expanding and I salute the hard dedication of our two staffs, you and I of course.

Understanding Bantu behaviour is pivotal in understanding the sub-human biology. I agree with you that counter-insurgency on the part of the Bantu is also a core study area.
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Apr 3, 2013
 
WOW the hate here is real-Bantu vs Somalis. Bio: I am just curious are there any Somali bantu living in UK or Europe?
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Professor Biography

I work for the Institute of Bantu Mania (IBM). We're a non-profitable organisation that seeks to eradicate bigotry and hate speech directed towards Bantus around the world.

We believe your faculty is a disgrace. And we strongly urge that you attend our rehabilitation clinic for racists. Our former client Paolo di canio has greatly benefited from our programme

We want to help you live a life that is not fixated with Bantus. We believe everybody deserves a chance at a phobia free life.

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Apr 3, 2013
 
Ruby wrote:
Professor Biography
I work for the Institute of Bantu Mania (IBM). We're a non-profitable organisation that seeks to eradicate bigotry and hate speech directed towards Bantus around the world.
We believe your faculty is a disgrace. And we strongly urge that you attend our rehabilitation clinic for racists. Our former client Paolo di canio has greatly benefited from our programme
We want to help you live a life that is not fixated with Bantus. We believe everybody deserves a chance at a phobia free life.
i would like to apply for your course prof.Ruby please inbox me the contact details and send me a application form
thank you.

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@FaraxZeroIncome

Your welcoming is deeply appreciated.

@Ruby

As much as your organisation seems fruitful and progressive I would like to pass on the invitation. I want the most efficacious results from my students when it comes to understanding sub-human biology and for that reason I would have to advocate the use of 'Bantu' in everyday language.

I must say however, some of my graduates may want to work for your organisation after they amass the skill and knowledge into understanding the Bantu. This expertise along with my world class teaching will result in a vast and accurate grasp of the some of the concepts required to work in your organisation.
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Biography wrote:
@FaraxZeroIncome
Your welcoming is deeply appreciated.
@Ruby
As much as your organisation seems fruitful and progressive I would like to pass on the invitation. I want the most efficacious results from my students when it comes to understanding sub-human biology and for that reason I would have to advocate the use of 'Bantu' in everyday language.
I must say however, some of my graduates may want to work for your organisation after they amass the skill and knowledge into understanding the Bantu. This expertise along with my world class teaching will result in a vast and accurate grasp of the some of the concepts required to work in your organisation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch...

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jimmy wrote:
Do you mind saving the videos for when we start lessons? Bantu music culture is an optional course which follows the compulsory introductions into the sub-human mind.
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Biography wrote:
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Do you mind saving the videos for when we start lessons? Bantu music culture is an optional course which follows the compulsory introductions into the sub-human mind.
a somali academic ?hehe!Which subject do study?Welfare ingeneering?

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jimmy wrote:
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Which subject do study?Welfare ingeneering?
Engineering*

I think we'll have to use you as part of our research in the Bantu mind, how your stupidity defied the spell check bewilders my mind.
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a somali academic ?hehe!Which subject do study?Welfare ingeneering?
We will also study why they laugh like the Hyena,hehe hehe hehe Lol
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thehassanabdi wrote:
<quoted text>We will also study why they laugh like the Hyena,hehe hehe hehe Lol
i was told that hyena meat is a national delicacy in somalia!Actually "ingeneering" is correct coz many english words come from french like one(un),two(deux),three(trois) .Dont you know frenchs brought culture to england?You care more welfare handouts dont you?
ahmed

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hello prof.boigrahy i would like to know if you teach courses regading BBMW( bantu broke my window)

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ahmed wrote:
hello prof.boigrahy i would like to know if you teach courses regading BBMW( bantu broke my window)
Ofcourse! The Course Bsc Bantu Studies is a science based course which aims to understand their mind and the force that leads them to commit acts such as breaking windows.
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Biography wrote:
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Engineering*
I think we'll have to use you as part of our research in the Bantu mind, how your stupidity defied the spell check bewilders my mind.
This is you init?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13472...

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Apr 4, 2013
 
hilarious!!!!!! hahahahaha
i'm signing up

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rich wrote:
WOW the hate here is real-Bantu vs Somalis. Bio: I am just curious are there any Somali bantu living in UK or Europe?
I doubt it, they would be put in their place. They are only in the US and in states where there are no Somalis.
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lol @ the faculty for Bantu education, yes sign me in and I'm looking forward to learning in depth about the sub human biology of the Bantus.

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Dec 30, 2013
 
Haha yes there are a lot of Bantu haters on Topix. I find them amusing.

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