Ruby Paris

London, UK

#49 Jun 25, 2012
''when aunties visit us at home...i have 2admit they are useless aunties they only bring me weird ones wallahi''

Aunties are notoriously known for their bad taste LOL

My aunts attempts at matchmaking have left me traumatised LOL

And have you noticed how they describe the guys they want you to meet. They always make some lame celebrity reference. Once my aunt tried to introduce me to this guy, and her selling point was that he looked like David Beckham LOL. When I actually met him, the guy looked like a lighter version of Rick Ross LOL

I'm now conveniently ''busy'', every time she wants to introduce me to another person lol

“SHAKEYOUR4ME ACCOUNT”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#50 Jun 25, 2012
Depends what husband your looking for do u want

this :D
http://i.imgur.com/9Q7rf.jpg

or this(somali)
http://i.imgur.com/CKd3W.jpg

^^^ that is one fugly smali guy ewww

“SHAKEYOUR4ME ACCOUNT”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#51 Jun 25, 2012
S0mali wrote:
Masha Allah sister Sarah, I like your idea of striving towards keep the true Somali spirit alive.
what spirt?? i mean you niiman are fugly

eww look you guys
http://i.imgur.com/CKd3W.jpg

lucky us girls get the looks and were moving on to better looking men cmon all smali boys in uk are fugly and thats a fact
Guled

Nottingham, UK

#52 Jun 25, 2012
Najma Princess wrote:
<quoted text> what spirt?? i mean you niiman are fugly
eww look you guys
http://i.imgur.com/CKd3W.jpg
lucky us girls get the looks and were moving on to better looking men cmon all smali boys in uk are fugly and thats a fact
I know you're a troll but even other trolls aren't obsessed with us Somali man like you are. Why are you obsesed jareer? Go back to your Jareer salon where you can wear fake hair to look like us Somalis lol

Since: Jun 12

United States

#54 Jun 25, 2012
Sarah you will one day get a caring, loving and cool husband to share with the ups n downs of life. Keep going, be patient and try yr best sooner or later yr lonely & cold nights will be over. I wish i have been around
tomy lee johnes back

Dubai, UAE

#55 Jun 26, 2012
Sarah wrote:
Where& how girl can find a good Somali husband who is well edicated and also who works ?? Our weddings r nt mix any more so we cant see the oppoiste sex and at work i never come a cross any somali guys even thought its a big company ...so no chance... aftwr work I go home straight and that is basically life here in UK. So how I am gone start a family if I even can't see any guys. I really wana Stick to our Somali men I believe on them and I want my kids to be somali too and nt mix race.What do u think I should do???
sara come ur vacation to duibai and meet me there realy u will not regeret
rayan

UK

#56 Jul 9, 2012
Hey siz... I dnt think you need to loose sleep over findin a husband. N neither do u have to pack n travel to another city to search for a husband. Gettn married is luck and something planned by the almighty. Pray and wait... If it was meant to be, it will definately happen. Goodluck:)
Sarah

UK

#57 Jul 20, 2012
rayan wrote:
Hey siz... I dnt think you need to loose sleep over findin a husband. N neither do u have to pack n travel to another city to search for a husband. Gettn married is luck and something planned by the almighty. Pray and wait... If it was meant to be, it will definately happen. Goodluck:)
Thanks sis ....it's Ramadan the best time to pray&ask Allah for all wot u want...:) u never know I might get engaged by the Eid ....finger cross.
Nomadic Prince

Saint Paul, MN

#58 Jul 20, 2012
Ifrah,your aunt is retarded; I would never and have never helped a woman carry her bags, god gave her hands and feet, why should I help someone who isn't helpless? Someone who is disabled is a different case, even then, I'm not incline ti help. Any man who helps a woman/girl is obviously looking for something. Besides, elders are something else, I would help the elderly in my family, not strangers. Chilvary is dead and isn't somali culture.
One thing is true that men need to understand; why should a man do anything to impress a woman, when a woman is impressed by an "ahole" who treats her like crap. I have found out that women/girls like men who treat them like crap, but will walk over a nice guy like Ali from Canada with his health degree and big earnings, that fool will suffer a life of hell, where a dhilo is entitled to half of his earnings and child support. I am an ahole, I rarely pay girls any heed, they come to, I don't have to do anything and for some reason p*ssy comes to me. Treat them like shit and you will have access and be entitled to their p*ssies.

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#59 Jul 21, 2012
Sarah wrote:
Where& how girl can find a good Somali husband who is well edicated and also who works ?? Our weddings r nt mix any more so we cant see the oppoiste sex and at work i never come a cross any somali guys even thought its a big company ...so no chance... aftwr work I go home straight and that is basically life here in UK. So how I am gone start a family if I even can't see any guys. I really wana Stick to our Somali men I believe on them and I want my kids to be somali too and nt mix race.What do u think I should do???
Abaayo, I think I got what you need. I have a 9 inch Pnis and I'm stronger than an oxe. I also have graduted from University I got a degree in Business. And also Power Engineering. I'm sorry for the graphic description about my Pnis but I just thought you should know. Infact women should ask their potential husbands about their Pnis size because imagine if you ended up with a guy who only got 2 inches? Abaayo if you hooked up with me... I would improve your financial and sex life. And your life overall, you interested macaaney?

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#60 Jul 21, 2012
Najma Princess wrote:
Depends what husband your looking for do u want
this :D
http://i.imgur.com/9Q7rf.jpg
or this(somali)
http://i.imgur.com/CKd3W.jpg
^^^ that is one fugly smali guy ewww
uff, you're a feghag. That gay looking little Paki boy is what you like? If you want a husband who has another husband go for it. But don't bring that sickness to other Somali women.
liberal Man

Göteborg, Sweden

#61 Jul 21, 2012
marry a nigerian si fiican buu wasayaa !!!
Nomadic Prince

United States

#62 Jul 22, 2012
somali_dude wrote:
<quoted text> Abaayo, I think I got what you need. I have a 9 inch Pnis and I'm stronger than an oxe. I also have graduted from University I got a degree in Business. And also Power Engineering. I'm sorry for the graphic description about my Pnis but I just thought you should know. Infact women should ask their potential husbands about their Pnis size because imagine if you ended up with a guy who only got 2 inches? Abaayo if you hooked up with me... I would improve your financial and sex life. And your life overall, you interested macaaney?
Your not a somali fellow, but a xalimo. Why are you so desperate brah? Go to somalia (where we somali men come from) and build yourself a harem. This is exactly what my brother did and my cousins; this is what I will do. No marriage for me until I'm ready. In other words; fun first then marriage. My brother who is my elder by five years; has a harem of beautiful girls. His youngest a fourteen year old reer baadiye who use to be a virgin; not after my brother added her to his collection. Man up and be a master of a harem. ;)
Sarah

UK

#63 Jul 22, 2012
somali_dude wrote:
<quoted text> Abaayo, I think I got what you need. I have a 9 inch Pnis and I'm stronger than an oxe. I also have graduted from University I got a degree in Business. And also Power Engineering. I'm sorry for the graphic description about my Pnis but I just thought you should know. Infact women should ask their potential husbands about their Pnis size because imagine if you ended up with a guy who only got 2 inches? Abaayo if you hooked up with me... I would improve your financial and sex life. And your life overall, you interested macaaney?
U r disgusting...b4 I joined this topix I use to think dat Somali ppl r decent & respectable . Wallahi u ruined the whole image for me...every time someone wants to talk abt a topic that matters to them n this forum u guys ruin it to them...I mean wot excuse u guys have now...u r n Europe/US...well educated,seen the civilised world...so wots ur excuse to act like a stupid, barbaric & primitive..growup pls ...other nationalities r way a head of us they have writes and educated ppl since 100 years ago.!!! and wot we have? ppl like u who illustrate the size of their dk...even n Ramadan !!!!
Baboon & Troll is the two famous words I c n this topix & yaah i have 9inch & got 6 in ...who cares !!!! no body would give a damn abut ur disgusting dk...if u wana think from ur trouser it shows how low u r ...ufff Wallahi the old Somali generation were way better...ufffff
Sarah

UK

#64 Jul 22, 2012
Nomadic Prince wrote:
<quoted text>
Your not a somali fellow, but a xalimo. Why are you so desperate brah? Go to somalia (where we somali men come from) and build yourself a harem. This is exactly what my brother did and my cousins; this is what I will do. No marriage for me until I'm ready. In other words; fun first then marriage. My brother who is my elder by five years; has a harem of beautiful girls. His youngest a fourteen year old reer baadiye who use to be a virgin; not after my brother added her to his collection. Man up and be a master of a harem. ;)
Ramadan ...it's the holly month of Ramadan.. Respect that !!!!
Mahad_UK

London, UK

#65 Jul 22, 2012
somali_dude wrote:
<quoted text> Abaayo, I think I got what you need. I have a 9 inch Pnis and I'm stronger than an oxe. I also have graduted from University I got a degree in Business. And also Power Engineering. I'm sorry for the graphic description about my Pnis but I just thought you should know. Infact women should ask their potential husbands about their Pnis size because imagine if you ended up with a guy who only got 2 inches? Abaayo if you hooked up with me... I would improve your financial and sex life. And your life overall, you interested macaaney?
Somali male mentality!!!!!!!!!!

Brother have you heard about the art of charming women

Be funny, make her laugh all the way to the bedroom, focus on overcoming your insecurities, challeng your old beliefs and be comfortable in your own skin.
All of which must be done with integrity, honesty and by dropping any fake personas to get what you want.

good luck
Ismaiiiiiiiil

Spånga, Sweden

#66 Jul 22, 2012
Salaam Sarah,

Its Good to see a muslim sister thats willing to take it a step further in life.
I hope you find a man that is ready aswell And Well educated.
Ive seen here alot of sugestions Where you can find men.
I think the best way is to find one by familie because They can find someone in The area that could match.
And if that doesnt Work i suggest you to find a somalie community

Salaam
Muna

Markham, Canada

#67 Jul 23, 2012
Sister, there are good Somali men you just need to look in the right places.

Universitites are full of Somali guys who are educated.

Also go to Somali conferences and Islamic conferences you will see educated and religious Somali men there.

Teh problem with some girls (not you) is that they want a guy to be a bad boy but also to be a good boy. They go chasing after the bad boys and get hurt then scream, there are no good men!!

We as Somali women need to stop following the Western trends and look fors suitable husbands who are down to earth, hard working, and educated.

Remember, the moment you go outside your community, you are gone! Finished! And these Somali women will then come back running with some mixed kids and no one will take them again.

In our culture we have ways of us being protected, but the moment you go outside have a mixed kid, he will just divorce you, then your life is OVER!!! No family to protect you, nothing.

Alhumdullilah we have some wnoderful Somali young guys doing their thing.

Since: Jul 12

Location hidden

#68 Jul 23, 2012
Sarah wrote:
<quoted text>
U r disgusting...b4 I joined this topix I use to think dat Somali ppl r decent & respectable . Wallahi u ruined the whole image for me...every time someone wants to talk abt a topic that matters to them n this forum u guys ruin it to them...I mean wot excuse u guys have now...u r n Europe/US...well educated,seen the civilised world...so wots ur excuse to act like a stupid, barbaric & primitive..growup pls ...other nationalities r way a head of us they have writes and educated ppl since 100 years ago.!!! and wot we have? ppl like u who illustrate the size of their dk...even n Ramadan !!!!
Baboon & Troll is the two famous words I c n this topix & yaah i have 9inch & got 6 in ...who cares !!!! no body would give a damn abut ur disgusting dk...if u wana think from ur trouser it shows how low u r ...ufff Wallahi the old Somali generation were way better...ufffff
Abaayo sidda u calcaleyso... Waxaan u jeeda inaa kacsantahay. Looks like those inches I was talking about made you horny. Be honest imagine if you married a nice guy who you thought was Mr. Right and then you see he has a half inch penis... Would you like it? Lol. That is why I propose the idea that women should ask their potential mates how many inches they got down there.
Ordinary Somali Male

London, UK

#69 Jul 23, 2012
somali_dude wrote:
<quoted text> Abaayo sidda u calcaleyso... Waxaan u jeeda inaa kacsantahay. Looks like those inches I was talking about made you horny. Be honest imagine if you married a nice guy who you thought was Mr. Right and then you see he has a half inch penis... Would you like it? Lol. That is why I propose the idea that women should ask their potential mates how many inches they got down there.
We should call you Muna X (Ala Malcom X) for fighting your brothers corner. Thanks Mimi

I just want to say to All my beautifull Somali sistas
I love you all and I wish I can hug you all at the same time.

Salam

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