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Nov 12, 2013
 
There was a woman who had two very naughty boys..since they had no father they lacked a father figure so that only made things worse..and they caused chaos everywhere they went..so they mother was fed up and she thought if they new more about religion she could send them off to a religious boarding school..so to prepare them she tried to teach them..but they always ignored her. So she asked the most holy man she knows to help her..he came over that day..so he said you come one by one so starting with the first born..so the younger one left..so the man with a very scary look and a stern voice asked the boy" alrite you!..where is GOD!" The boy so scared keept quiet..this time with a more scarier voice and a loud deep voice he asked.."WHERE IS GOD ANSWER ME"! The boy got so terrified he stormed out in fear and locked himself in the closet..he's younger brother saw him..when he opened the closet he asked him..dude what happened..he said dude GOD IS MISSING AND THEY THINK WE DID IT! We gotta skip town men! Like right away!
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Nov 12, 2013
 
This is sheeko carruur. I failed to see the fun this this soos.

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Nov 12, 2013
 
Exactly hadee niyoo...this forum is for people with a rich sense of humour and a sharp mind...not for people whose sense of humour is as empty as their pockets magaratey duqa..so I don't blame you for not getting the joke...wa cadi..marka eradicate yourself and give room for others to contribute in this forum...

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Nov 12, 2013
 
There was once a group of people praying outside the masjid..when a drunkard was passing by the road he noticed that one of the walls was about to collapse on them..he quickly threw the bottle and rushed to save them..the people continued with their prayers while he leaned against the wall struggling to make sure it dosent collapse on them..when they were done...they told him you wasted your time mister..do you think that we would leave our prayers even though the wall was going to collapse on us..he said I know that..I may be drunk but am not stupid you know...I wasn't just gona stand there and watch this huge wall collapse on you ending your lives while you get a free pass to heaven..noway!

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Nov 13, 2013
 
This is not joke, it's about this White tourist that bought a salad in a restaurant of my village, and start eating when he saw someone crunhing a chicken bone, astonished he asked him "and what do you give to your dogs here?
the dude said " Salad"

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Nov 13, 2013
 
True story too, an old man from a village of my country went to Hajj, and while he was running arround the Kaaba, he fell down , and the crowd runned upon him ( he screamed for his live) and when he was rescued , he said " Was I about to perish from doing this stupidity? Walahi

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Nov 13, 2013
 
KandaDogon wrote:
True story too, an old man from a village of my country went to Hajj, and while he was running arround the Kaaba, he fell down , and the crowd runned upon him ( he screamed for his live) and when he was rescued , he said " Was I about to perish from doing this stupidity? Walahi
...what exactly are you trying to say?? What do youu mean" was I about to perish from doing this stupidity"?...hey listen don't start trying to turn this into some religious war alright..am not up for that..matter fact that's exactly what I was trying to avoid in the first place..stay back

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Nov 16, 2013
 
(my english is not very good), the dude said he risked his live for stupidity,I though it was funny.

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