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“SOMALILAND LOVE”

Since: May 10

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#1 May 22, 2011
Wallahi these are both true stories

A guy of the privileged Majeerteen clan was approached by a Hawiye girl. He never knew what she was. She comes up to him and tries to talk to him. He doesn't think much of it, he's shy. She comes up not once, twice but three times. She finally gives up but think she knows how to get attention, she says, "did you know I am Hawiye?". Everyone of his friends laughed at him out loud, he got so embarrassed.

Best time ever.
rexo

Toronto, Canada

#2 May 22, 2011
oh poor girl ,what she have done to you

LOL
The Professor

Mississauga, Canada

#3 May 22, 2011
Lol so mean wallahi, Somalis are Somalis, and Hawiye girls are beautiful wallahi so stop hating!
jaamac

Edmonton, Canada

#4 May 22, 2011
FaraxZeroIncome wrote:
Wallahi these are both true stories
A guy of the privileged Majeerteen clan was approached by a Hawiye girl. He never knew what she was. She comes up to him and tries to talk to him. He doesn't think much of it, he's shy. She comes up not once, twice but three times. She finally gives up but think she knows how to get attention, she says, "did you know I am Hawiye?". Everyone of his friends laughed at him out loud, he got so embarrassed.
Best time ever.
faraxzeroincome, what ever hapen in the past hapened, and we can understand your pain, because i too lost my father on this somali conflicts started by the gorrilla fighters armed by ethiopians, however, what hawiye did to your clan is in the past, and if you keep bringing that up, you will be like soomaalileen holding on to the past, because of that, you will lose the future apportunities,.

“SOMALILAND LOVE”

Since: May 10

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#5 May 23, 2011
^^ No man, it's just a funny story wallahi.
xaliimoXuX

UK

#6 May 23, 2011
2funny yaah hawiye girl with majerteen man cajiib whats wrong with u aboow are u ok i'm hawiye my husband is isaaq is that funny 2 we are somalis forget about qabiil please it became jaahilia qabiil made us qaxooti
Jamaac Yare

Milton Keynes, UK

#7 May 23, 2011
xaliimoXuX wrote:
2funny yaah hawiye girl with majerteen man cajiib whats wrong with u aboow are u ok i'm hawiye my husband is isaaq is that funny 2 we are somalis forget about qabiil please it became jaahilia qabiil made us qaxooti
Haa waa sidaas walalo, iska ilow qabil..qabyaalad iyo waxaas. Everyone is the same, somalinimo is all that is important.
Somali

Chicago, IL

#8 May 23, 2011
Jamaac Yare wrote:
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Haa waa sidaas walalo, iska ilow qabil..qabyaalad iyo waxaas. Everyone is the same, somalinimo is all that is important.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA.

Oh and btw, this forum is usually about me karbashing a bunch of adoons.

Allow da qabiil talks, mate.

Since: Mar 11

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#9 May 23, 2011
Jamaac Yare wrote:
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Haa waa sidaas walalo, iska ilow qabil..qabyaalad iyo waxaas. Everyone is the same, somalinimo is all that is important.
Says the one supporting a government and a secession only based on the Isaaq clan, I do not see why you utter these words they are true.
But are you really the person to say this when you are seceding from your brothers?
Jamaac Yare

Milton Keynes, UK

#10 May 23, 2011
Somali wrote:
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA.
Oh and btw, this forum is usually about me karbashing a bunch of adoons.
Allow da qabiil talks, mate.
Who are you talking about?

Farax made a topic about laughing at a Hawiye girl trying to talk to him, like MJ are the bets of best and no Hawiye should even look at them. Read the topic?! Its hilarious and makes no sense.
Somali

Chicago, IL

#11 May 23, 2011
Jamaac Yare wrote:
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Who are you talking about?
Farax made a topic about laughing at a Hawiye girl trying to talk to him, like MJ are the bets of best and no Hawiye should even look at them. Read the topic?! Its hilarious and makes no sense.
You said, "Haa waa sidaas walalo, iska ilow qabil..qabyaalad iyo waxaas. Everyone is the same, somalinimo is all that is important."

Do you not see how contradictory you are? Wallahi, you're so blind to your hypocrisy that I actually think its a genuine case of doublethink!

Is Siilaanyo Big Brother, and MSB Emmanuel Goldstein?
Somali

Chicago, IL

#12 May 23, 2011
And the mangled UK patois is for Mr. Zeroincome.
Jamaac Yare

Milton Keynes, UK

#13 May 23, 2011
Have you ever seen me say I laugh at Hawiye, or I look down on dhullo. Or I hate marexaan?

I have never done any of those things. You overreact too much and make a everything seem big.
Somali

Chicago, IL

#14 May 23, 2011
Jamaac Yare wrote:
Have you ever seen me say I laugh at Hawiye, or I look down on dhullo. Or I hate marexaan?
I have never done any of those things. You overreact too much and make a everything seem big.
Weren't you the guy who was calling me faqash, and asked me how "Gedo, or Azanaia, or Jubbaland" was going, and asked me about "utango"?

Does anybody on this forum take you seriously? You're the resident hypocrite of this forum bro.

You have no credibility.
Jamaac Yare

Milton Keynes, UK

#15 May 23, 2011
Somali wrote:
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Weren't you the guy who was calling me faqash, and asked me how "Gedo, or Azanaia, or Jubbaland" was going, and asked me about "utango"?
Does anybody on this forum take you seriously? You're the resident hypocrite of this forum bro.
You have no credibility.
Hahahahahahahahhahaahah. You blow everything out of proportion you seem like a girl on her period at times.

Oh man where do I start, walahi this is too funny.

Anyway you said Somaliland will turn into: Awdal, SSC and somaliland. I said what about gedo, jubaland and azania I think that makes sense.

You were defending kenya, I mentioned Utanga perfectly resaonable at the time.

You were praising the Kacaan regime talking about scienfitic socialism or your communisim or whatever. Than showed me a picture of a man pressed up against the wall with a gun being loaded or whatever, another time you said you were facist. Faqash mean facist, the kacaan regime is facist, shooting innocent people based on qabil is a nazi trait i.e. facist. So me saying faqash at that point was a response to all of that.

So my friend, take it easy and putting A's and 1's numbers and letter mixing them all up together to make up a fake and unbalanced assessment. I see your getting emotional. I will walk around what I say from now on as I see your a sensitive person.
Somali

Chicago, IL

#16 May 23, 2011
Jamaac Yare wrote:
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Hahahahahahahahhahaahah. You blow everything out of proportion you seem like a girl on her period at times.
You were the one claiming I had "secret intentions" and "double meanings" behind everything. Lol @ basically describing yourself.
Jamaac Yare wrote:
Anyway you said Somaliland will turn into: Awdal, SSC and somaliland. I said what about gedo, jubaland and azania I think that makes sense.
I implied that secession usually leads to new calls of secession right after a precedent is set. USSR, Yugoslavia, etc. Gedo is a gobol, not an administration, Jubaland never existed, and Azania is pretty much a dream at the moment. However, even the fact that we're discussing them as if they are actual entities only proves my original point: Complete balkanization will be inevitable if the secession of one clan is allowed.
Jamaac Yare wrote:
You were defending kenya, I mentioned Utanga perfectly resaonable at the time.
Right, because implying I was a refugee in Utanga, a refugee camp known for hosting refugees fleeing from the USC, isn't a thinly veiled qabiilist insult. I don't really care if you insult me, but its odd to see you claim your not a qabiilist after a long history here of insulting the "faqash".
Jamaac Yare wrote:
You were praising the Kacaan regime talking about scienfitic socialism or your communisim or whatever.
I said I agreed with some of their ideas. I never claimed to be a Socialist or a Marxist, but only said that the true ideals of Marxism were never realized, hence my denunciation of Stalinism. Do you find the idea of a world free of classes and states abhorrent? Are you a fan of the rich oppressing the poor, the strong attacking the weak? Are you a fan of wage slavery? Does the world's current economic system (and all its byproducts: wealth inequality, racism, imperialism) appeal to you?
Jamaac Yare wrote:
Than showed me a picture of a man pressed up against the wall with a gun being loaded or whatever, another time you said you were facist.
I said people like you (self hating, Somali Uncle Toms) will be swept away if they do not step away.

As for the fascist bit, I (jokingly) said I alternate between Fascism and Trotskyism, but apparently you can't recognize a joke. And how could I be a Marxist and a Fascist at the same time?
Jamaac Yare wrote:
Faqash mean facist
Haven't you heard, N**ger means Libertarian...
Jamaac Yare wrote:
I see your getting emotional. I will walk around what I say from now on as I see your a sensitive person.
How could you possibly see that I'm getting emotional? I'm not resorting to ad hominem attacks, not insulting your clan, but only pointing out the flaws in your "logic". Why do some people try imply their opponent is effeminate in an attempt to brush over their lack of knowledge?

Me: The sky is blue

You: No it's not, it's green

Me: Bro, look up, it's blue.

You: Stop being emotional, what are you, a b/itch?

Me: What???
Guusha Nogob

Sudan

#17 Dec 1, 2011
Walale Somali i just want to tell you that Somalida Neceb Midnimado (aka SNM) they just have no moqif i was in hergaisa working for 2 yrs with ICRC and it depends which side of the bed they woke up...whenever Ethioia abusee them they say they say they want somalia back whenever there is Gudabirisi or Hawiywe issue they claim Darood is better and when ever there si Ogaden or harti issu they bring back Faqash stories....so with them its always where the wind is blowing and lately its southwest prevailing..... so Haku mashquulin Jamac yare.....sxb weey isfhamtey bahsey Ka waache

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#18 Dec 1, 2011
Somali wrote:
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You were the one claiming I had "secret intentions" and "double meanings" behind everything. Lol @ basically describing yourself.
<quoted text>
I implied that secession usually leads to new calls of secession right after a precedent is set. USSR, Yugoslavia, etc. Gedo is a gobol, not an administration, Jubaland never existed, and Azania is pretty much a dream at the moment. However, even the fact that we're discussing them as if they are actual entities only proves my original point: Complete balkanization will be inevitable if the secession of one clan is allowed.
<quoted text>
Right, because implying I was a refugee in Utanga, a refugee camp known for hosting refugees fleeing from the USC, isn't a thinly veiled qabiilist insult. I don't really care if you insult me, but its odd to see you claim your not a qabiilist after a long history here of insulting the "faqash".
<quoted text>
I said I agreed with some of their ideas. I never claimed to be a Socialist or a Marxist, but only said that the true ideals of Marxism were never realized, hence my denunciation of Stalinism. Do you find the idea of a world free of classes and states abhorrent? Are you a fan of the rich oppressing the poor, the strong attacking the weak? Are you a fan of wage slavery? Does the world's current economic system (and all its byproducts: wealth inequality, racism, imperialism) appeal to you?
<quoted text>
I said people like you (self hating, Somali Uncle Toms) will be swept away if they do not step away.
As for the fascist bit, I (jokingly) said I alternate between Fascism and Trotskyism, but apparently you can't recognize a joke. And how could I be a Marxist and a Fascist at the same time?
<quoted text>
Haven't you heard, N**ger means Libertarian...
<quoted text>
How could you possibly see that I'm getting emotional? I'm not resorting to ad hominem attacks, not insulting your clan, but only pointing out the flaws in your "logic". Why do some people try imply their opponent is effeminate in an attempt to brush over their lack of knowledge?
Me: The sky is blue
You: No it's not, it's green
Me: Bro, look up, it's blue.
You: Stop being emotional, what are you, a b/itch?
Me: What???
just one post and I've learnt alot. thanks

“Republican Party of Somalia”

Since: May 11

London, uk

#19 Dec 1, 2011
FaraxZeroIncome wrote:
Wallahi these are both true stories
A guy of the privileged Majeerteen clan was approached by a Hawiye girl. He never knew what she was. She comes up to him and tries to talk to him. He doesn't think much of it, he's shy. She comes up not once, twice but three times. She finally gives up but think she knows how to get attention, she says, "did you know I am Hawiye?". Everyone of his friends laughed at him out loud, he got so embarrassed.
Best time ever.
was this in Somalia?
The Chief

Norway

#20 Dec 1, 2011
Oh my God. Sigh!!

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