Serbian Jokes Very Funny !!!!

Serbian Jokes Very Funny !!!!

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diroguevara

Pancevo, Serbia

#2 Nov 28, 2010
albanian taliban girl comes in and sayd: daddy im pregnant

father asks: is it mine?

what do you call albanian muslims on a bike?

organized crime

what's albanian taliban doing when he's kicking the box?

he's moving in
Very funny

Bethel, AK

#3 Nov 28, 2010
You know you a Serb when

When your dad tells you not to drink so much, but he drinks non stop

You work out six days a week, but somehow you dad whoops your ass in like five seconds after he comes home from a thirteen hour day from the bakery/factory/food business.

Your dad claims not to be a racist but insists the whole world should speak Serbian.

There's at least one relative that your family refuses to talk to.

You know you are a Serb when you can hear your parents talking, and you are across the street.

When your deda drives a Yugo

When 3 different strangers are waiting for you at the airport to collect their gifts that you are carrying with you

When you thing Kosovo is still Serbia.

Rakija is used to cure all illnesses, celebrate all occasions and as a massage lotion

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Zix

Belgrade, Serbia

#4 Mar 22, 2011
Not funny and not nice
---zalk----

Graz, Austria

#5 Jun 27, 2011
Its rrally not funny... You dont know what real humor is.

“Hello”

Since: Jul 09

Belgrade

#6 Jun 27, 2011
Not funny, at all.
not a joke it is serious

Adelaide, Australia

#7 Jun 28, 2011
you know you're a serv when:

1. you start many wars.
2. you lose every one of these wars.
3. you celebrate all these losses.

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“Hello”

Since: Jul 09

Belgrade

#8 Jun 29, 2011
Neko ovde ima debeli problem u glavi kao ona Celsi Handler.
facts about croats

Slovenia

#9 Jun 29, 2011
not a joke it is serious wrote:
you know you're a serv when:
1. you start many wars.
2. you lose every one of these wars.
3. you celebrate all these losses.
battle of vukovar biggest croatian defeat in croatian history
battle of vukovar was biggest defeat of croatian army croats croatia in croatian history

then stinky croats lost war in bosnia so called herzeg bosnia dont exsist anymore
another croatian defeat
The guess who

Tirana, Albania

#10 Jun 29, 2011
You know you a Serb when

You can choose between several war criminals in Presidential elections.

You are the only European country which was bombed by NATO.

Every now and then you get to fly to the Hague at someone else's expense.
AlwaysBiggerThen Albania

Slovenia

#11 Jul 2, 2011
The guess who wrote:
You know you a Serb when
You can choose between several war criminals in Presidential elections.
You are the only European country which was bombed by NATO.
Every now and then you get to fly to the Hague at someone else's expense.
you are albanian when you get biggest triatlon ultra maraton and maraton championships a 1.000.000 albanians in this festival
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Tirana, Albania

#12 Jul 2, 2011
AlwaysBiggerThenAlbania wrote:
<quoted text>
you are albanian when you get biggest triatlon ultra maraton and maraton championships a 1.000.000 albanians in this festival
Your not making any sense stupid but than again you never do.

Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
AlwaysBiggerThen Albania

Slovenia

#13 Jul 2, 2011
The guess who wrote:
<quoted text>
Your not making any sense stupid but than again you never do.
Take a vacation; go to Club Dead.
i see that you know very well this "club dead"
The guess who

Tirana, Albania

#14 Jul 2, 2011
Q) A Russian, and Serb jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
A) Who cares!

Q) Did you hear about the Serb bitch who told her husband, Give me 10 inches and make it hurt.
A) He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.

Q) Why do Serbs drive with their windows up?
A) They think the smell is coming from outside.

“Hello”

Since: Jul 09

Belgrade

#15 Jul 2, 2011
The guess who wrote:
Q) A Russian, and Serb jump off a building at the same time .. who hits the ground first?
A) Who cares!
Q) Did you hear about the Serb bitch who told her husband, Give me 10 inches and make it hurt.
A) He fucked her twice and threw her down the stairs.
Q) Why do Serbs drive with their windows up?
A) They think the smell is coming from outside.
Smetamo mi i Rusi a? Smetamo :)
AlwaysBiggerThen Albania

Slovenia

#16 Jul 2, 2011
albanian girl came home
and says "daddy i am pregnant"
her father replies "are you sure its yours"
The guess who

Tirana, Albania

#17 Jul 3, 2011
Shomi wrote:
<quoted text>Smetamo mi i Rusi a? Smetamo :)
Just for laughs...
pfff88wpww

Novo Mesto, Slovenia

#18 Nov 2, 2011
not a joke it is serious wrote:
you know you're a serv when:
1. you start many wars.
2. you lose every one of these wars.
3. you celebrate all these losses.
hahaha trueeeee!!!!
And you "facts about croats" the battle of Vukovar lasted 87 days and croats that weren't even military specialized defended this town with guns and hand grenades against tanks and planes!! what did your country do? you fought for 4 days against 2 tanks and 100 soldiers cause the one you call brothers these days serbian thought that that was enough and you will just surrender!! small ass communist country...
Anonymous

Buffalo, NY

#19 Nov 2, 2011
pfff88wpww wrote:
<quoted text>
hahaha trueeeee!!!!
And you "facts about croats" the battle of Vukovar lasted 87 days and croats that weren't even military specialized defended this town with guns and hand grenades against tanks and planes!! what did your country do? you fought for 4 days against 2 tanks and 100 soldiers cause the one you call brothers these days serbian thought that that was enough and you will just surrender!! small ass communist country...
Another unusual individual like the ne from Winnipeg.
Malu

Dubai, UAE

#20 Nov 3, 2011
Serbs themselves are a joke!!! Even when you say the word 'Serb',its a joke!!
Malu

Dubai, UAE

#21 Nov 4, 2011
I have a joke!!!!!

Serbia!!!

hahahahahhahah thats funny!!

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