New Croatian words / language

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Dalmatino

Ljubljana, Slovenia

#1 Jan 28, 2013
televizija = dalekovidnica
telefon = brzoglas
helikopter = zrakomlat
mobitel = nosiglas
akumulator = munjosprem
suprug = jebnik
ljubavnik = dojebnik
tata = mamojeb
šah = crno-belo mozgodrkalo
wc šolja = okologuzno govnogutalo
kravata = okolovratni dopupak
oluk = okolokucno vodopisalo
N I 4 N I

Sliema, Malta

#2 Jan 28, 2013
Sta je to puna skola djaka, nitokuda vrata?

Najveci san hrvatskih katolickih popova
N I 4 N I

Madliena, Malta

#3 Jan 28, 2013
I will translate it for non Serb speaking croats :P

What is it, full school of students, and doors are nowhere to be found?

Answer: biggest dream of catholic priests :)
N I 4 N I

Sliema, Malta

#4 Jan 28, 2013
golman=vratar
fudbal= nogomet

:P:P
N I 4 N I

Sliema, Malta

#5 Jan 28, 2013
sekretarica= tajnica :P is this even possible to translate into english and still to sound normally?

Hilarious nation, will do everything to hide Serb roots and to be different than Serbs
umm

Hamilton, Canada

#6 Jan 28, 2013
Forget Croatian language. When are you Serbs going to removed those 10.000 words you use.
N I 4 N I

Madliena, Malta

#7 Jan 28, 2013
when you talbanians stop using Serb, Greek and turkish words
umm

Hamilton, Canada

#8 Jan 28, 2013
Forget Croatian language. When are you Serbs going to removed those 10.000 TURKISH words you use.
N I 4 N I

Madliena, Malta

#9 Jan 28, 2013
Serbs use words from Slavic languages today, we are not using turkish words anymore just like for example Czechs dont use german words anymore
Dalmatino

Ljubljana, Slovenia

#10 Jan 28, 2013
Bicikl = Medjunozno guralo
Tramvaj = Munjovoz
Ucitelj = Namicatelj znanja
Pas = okolokucni domobran
Hlace = dvocevni nabiguz
Ovca = vuneni travojed
Svinja = cetvoronozno blatobrckalo
Kurac = spolno dizalo
Hidrocentrala = munjara
Pistolj = samokres
Nos = Dvocevni balobacac
Erekcija = ukrudba
Kabl = munjovod
Nevina devojka = nejebnica
Devojka = jebnica
Udata zena = samojebnica
Ispit = mozgojeb
Prostitutka = izjebnica
Stolica = cetveronozno podguzalo
Student = svejeb
Ulica = samovoznica
Hard disk = Cigrasto velepamtilo
Grom = Zrakotres
Nevreme = Zrakotresno zrakobljeskalo
Iskusna devojka = Najebnica
N I 4 N I

Sliema, Malta

#11 Jan 28, 2013
ehehe you knocked me off my chair Dalmatino hahaha
Dalmatino

Adelaide, Australia

#12 Jan 28, 2013
New Croatian word

srbin = pravapicka
N I 4 N I

Madliena, Malta

#13 Jan 28, 2013
hrvat= srpska jajnotekucina :P
Dalmatino

Ljubljana, Slovenia

#14 Jan 28, 2013
Turizam = putnicarstvo
Invazija = velenapadaj
Vesmasina = perilica
Dvogled = dalekozor
Naocale = coroskop
Radio = krugoval
Guzobris = wc papir
Zenski spolni organ = umocnica
Kompas = Gvozdotezni sjeverokaz
N I 4 N I

Madliena, Malta

#15 Jan 28, 2013
This is for Urosevac albanian 40 year old pedo, to learn croatian so he can talk to his "sentimental internet companion" buahhaha
S0K0L

Canberra, Australia

#16 Jan 28, 2013
N I 4 N I wrote:
Serbs use words from Slavic languages today, we are not using turkish words anymore just like for example Czechs dont use german words anymore
You have the habit of opening your big mouth without thinking, you do this a lot.

Serbs still use a lot of Turkish words in their language and not to rub it in your face all the time but you need to be reminded that a large number of Serbs and Montenegrins have the surname HRVAT.

Months of the year in Croatian and Serbian


--Croatian--

Sijecanj
Veljaca
Ožujak
Travanj
Svibanj
Lipanj
Srpanj
Kolovoz
Rujan
Listopad
Studeni
Prosinac

--Serbian/Latin--

Januar
Februar
Mart
April
Maj
Jun
Jul
Avgust
Septembar
Oktobar
Novembar
Decembar

You need to be quiet, listen, pay attention before opening your mouth.

Be humble.
Dalmatino

Ljubljana, Slovenia

#17 Jan 28, 2013
S0K0L wrote:
<quoted text>
You have the habit of opening your big mouth without thinking, you do this a lot.
Serbs still use a lot of Turkish words in their language and not to rub it in your face all the time but you need to be reminded that a large number of Serbs and Montenegrins have the surname HRVAT.
Months of the year in Croatian and Serbian
--Croatian--
Sijecanj
Veljaca
Ožujak
Travanj
Svibanj
Lipanj
Srpanj
Kolovoz
Rujan
Listopad
Studeni
Prosinac
--Serbian/Latin--
Januar
Februar
Mart
April
Maj
Jun
Jul
Avgust
Septembar
Oktobar
Novembar
Decembar
You need to be quiet, listen, pay attention before opening your mouth.
Be humble.
Many Croats have the surname Srb
__________

http://www.topix.com/forum/world/serbia/TFJ28...
S0K0L

Canberra, Australia

#18 Jan 28, 2013
Dalmatino wrote:
<quoted text>
Many Croats have the surname Srb
__________
http://www.topix.com/forum/world/serbia/TFJ28...
No not many at all actually. The fact is a lot of Serbs and Montenegrins have the surname HRVAT.

This has been explained to you many times. I will explain it to you again.

Serb Major-General Jovan HORVAT
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirovohrad

Serb deputy leader M.Horvat
http://www.sabor.hr/Default.aspx...

Serb fashion designer S.Horvat

"The surname HORVAT/CROAT originates from Croatia..there is a certain number of ethnic Serbs with surname HORVAT inside Baranja region of Croatia"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horvat

Now check this Montenegrin site, why is it that Montenegrins have more of the surname HRVAT and not many SRB?????
Montenegrin Link:
Montenegrin Ethnic Association.
Common Montenegrin surnames are Croatian.
Hrvat
Hrvatin
Hrvatic
Hrvovic
Hrvojevic
Horvatin
Horvacevic
http://www.montenegro.org.au/H.html

Investigation into the history of old Montenegrin family names HRVAT=CROAT

""The dominant ethnic surname among Montenegrins was almost exclusively referring to Croat ancestry (Hrvat, Harvat, Hrvat, Hrvo, Hrvacic, etc. In Sokolovic area near Rudo in Eastern Bosnia lived even in 1932. 10 muslim families with surname Hrvat whose ancestors had emigrated from Montenegro""
http://www.indopedia.org/index.php...
http://www.wordiq.com/definition/Bokelji

Serb heroes are Croatian,

General &#272;ura HORVATOVIC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90ura_Horvat...

Ivanis HORVAT

""Battle of Kosovo Polje, in June of 1389. His commanders, who distinguished themselves in the battle include Nikola II Gorjanski, Vuk Brankovic, Pavle Jablanic, Ivan Krcki, Ivanis HORVAT and Ivan Palizna, the prior of the Order of St. John and the ban of Croatia.....""
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Tvrt...

""1382: The troops of rebellious Croatian noblemen brothers Ivanis HORVAT and Pavao HORVAT capture the city of Belgrade from Emperor Sigismund.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_Belg...

Ivanis HORVAT and Pavao HORVAT rulers of Macva
http://books.google.com.au/books...
Dalmatino

Adelaide, Australia

#19 Jan 28, 2013
srpski/Hrvatski rjecnik

krajisnici = jebali smo im mame
srpski dobrovoljci = jebali smo im mame, babe i sestre
srbija = jebali smo im mame u povjesti
Dalmatino

Adelaide, Australia

#20 Jan 28, 2013
N I 4 N I wrote:
I will translate it for non Serb speaking croats :P
What is it, full school of students, and doors are nowhere to be found?
Answer: biggest dream of catholic priests :)
Croat asks a serb:

"which hand do serbs use to wipe their a.rse?"

Serb replies: "we serbs use our left hand to wipe our a.rse, which hand do Croats use?"

Croat answers: "neither, we use toilet paper"

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