SAMOANS use rocks, while TONGANS eat horse & dogs?

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PewPew

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Sep 11, 2013
 

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I'm amazed that tongans or samoans wipe their ass with anything.I thought from their stink that they just walked around with pooh hanging between their but cheeks.lol
I heard you used those same stones in your hangi
Sasa

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#45
Sep 12, 2013
 
RANGI wrote:
I'm amazed that tongans or samoans wipe their ass with anything.I thought from their stink that they just walked around with pooh hanging between their but cheeks.lol
......, when your mum gave birth to , u were only half way out her ass and she got up and ran to the pub scraping your face along the concrete giving u your family traditional moko lol
Sasa

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#46
Sep 12, 2013
 
PewPew wrote:
<quoted text>I heard you used those same stones in your hangi
.....uiha told me u both r very tough and make love on sharp stones for half a day
uiha

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Sep 13, 2013
 
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text>.....uiha told me u both r very tough and make love on sharp stones for half a day
rene say u using da elongated stone as a sex toy cause he won't do u no more cause of your 70xxxx stinkin monkee pusi lips,rene say your stench is overwhelmin,put down da computer n go see da water n soap
684renegade

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Sep 14, 2013
 
uiha wrote:
<quoted text>rene say u using da elongated stone as a sex toy cause he won't do u no more cause of your 70xxxx stinkin monkee pusi lips,rene say your stench is overwhelmin,put down da computer n go see da water n soap
Your monkey face pusi is a fly magnet. hehehe...flies stick to your double-wide size muli when you wobble down the street. Take a dive of the golden gate to wash some of that stank, biatch.
uiha

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Sep 16, 2013
 
684renegade wrote:
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Your monkey face pusi is a fly magnet. hehehe...flies stick to your double-wide size muli when you wobble down the street. Take a dive of the golden gate to wash some of that stank, biatch.
tui manure distributed magic rocks throughout simoland ,n if u find n wipe your simo stankin muli with it n then u look into da rock ,u can see tui manure in its original form,i shiet u not
uiha

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#50
Sep 18, 2013
 
tu'i manure the simos of old the special wipin technique with da magic rocks to conjure him n u can see tui manure in his original form
Sasa

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Sep 18, 2013
 
uiha wrote:
tu'i manure the simos of old the special wipin technique with da magic rocks to conjure him n u can see tui manure in his original form
......toga's will hold their warriors by their backfat and use the touch , grip and lift technique when they climbing up the tree's lol.....
Sasa

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#52
Sep 18, 2013
 
uiha wrote:
<quoted text> my daddy tuifaifai has a big tenga and i tasted it on numerous occasions ,i shiet u not
......i know dummy lol......it's not a secret no more
uiha

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Sep 19, 2013
 

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Sasa wrote:
<quoted text>......toga's will hold their warriors by their backfat and use the touch , grip and lift technique when they climbing up the tree's lol.....
u big fat monkee lookin dummy ,rocks r not fo wipin !!!!! hellloooo toilet paper
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#54
Sep 21, 2013
 
uiha wrote:
tu'i manure the simos of old the special wipin technique with da magic rocks to conjure him n u can see tui manure in his original form
Your face is the original form, bitch. Every time I dump, I flush you down the toilet.
684renegade

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Sep 21, 2013
 
uiha wrote:
<quoted text>u big fat monkee lookin dummy ,rocks r not fo wipin !!!!! hellloooo toilet paper
That's what your big fat dada said first time he held your ugly ass.
uiha

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Sep 21, 2013
 
684renegade wrote:
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Your face is the original form, bitch. Every time I dump, I flush you down the toilet.
so tell us rene of your special wiping technique,n wat do u say to tui manure wen u look into da rock
684renegade

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#57
Oct 19, 2013
 
uiha wrote:
<quoted text>so tell us rene of your special wiping technique,n wat do u say to tui manure wen u look into da rock
Yeah,...I know you like looking up my shorts when I wipe my ass...but damn, quiha,...you want me do describe an action you already mastered,...licking men's aholes? naaaasty hoe.
Sasa

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Oct 20, 2013
 
uiha wrote:
<quoted text>so tell us rene of your special wiping technique,n wat do u say to tui manure wen u look into da rock
....il say , toga people, take my rock and lick my ta'e clean and consume the big looking peanuts slowly lolol.......then u will say,...leave more on it next time please my family r starving cause our king won't share anything with his people lolol
uiha

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Oct 20, 2013
 
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text>......toga's will hold their warriors by their backfat and use the touch , grip and lift technique when they climbing up the tree's lol.....
with da magic rock u slide n roll in an upward motion ,dat da best technique to see tui manure in its original form
samoa gir

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#60
Mar 27, 2014
 
ewww samons did use to use rocks to wpie their backside so shut up everyone. samoa and tonga are the best islands and they show respect okay
daniel

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#61
May 5, 2014
 
true story
daniel

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#62
May 5, 2014
 
confused brother wrote:
I understand that Tongans eat horse and dogs, I'll just tick that off my 'fact' list.
But Samoans use rocks to wipe their bums? lol Who the hell wipes their bums with rocks? lol *Never in Samoan history or human history have people wiped their bums with rocks? lol
Where did that phrase come from? Did the Tongans make it up because they couldn't think of any other way to mock Samoans? lol
But then I was thinking?? Technically wouldn't the Tongans be more likely to use rocks because they fit the stereotype more, which is one of savagery.
Honest opinions only. Because mine is honest. no Compromise or doubt about my 'honest' opinion. And no offence to others. I'm only speaking for my Samoan gf because I'm half niuean/cookisland
shut up stupid cook island/niuen go find a better job than hate no wonder tonga ruled samoa TONGA ON TOP!!
hardly

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May 5, 2014
 
daniel wrote:
<quoted text> shut up stupid cook island/niuen go find a better job than hate no wonder tonga ruled samoa TONGA ON TOP!!
stay in school, child.

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