SAMOANS use rocks, while TONGANS eat horse & dogs?

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confused brother

Auckland, New Zealand

#1 Sep 17, 2012
I understand that Tongans eat horse and dogs, I'll just tick that off my 'fact' list.

But Samoans use rocks to wipe their bums? lol Who the hell wipes their bums with rocks? lol *Never in Samoan history or human history have people wiped their bums with rocks? lol

Where did that phrase come from? Did the Tongans make it up because they couldn't think of any other way to mock Samoans? lol

But then I was thinking?? Technically wouldn't the Tongans be more likely to use rocks because they fit the stereotype more, which is one of savagery.

Honest opinions only. Because mine is honest. no Compromise or doubt about my 'honest' opinion. And no offence to others. I'm only speaking for my Samoan gf because I'm half niuean/cookisland

Since: Nov 11

Auckland, New Zealand

#2 Sep 17, 2012
"Never in Samoan history or human history have people wiped their bums with rocks? lol"

I agree. This seems like one of those urban myths spread by losers desperate to think of an insult.

P.S. Watch out for two of these losers (dingdong and Polo Kio). No doubt they will visit and offer their stupid opinions :)

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#3 Sep 18, 2012
Fa'elu maka was not because these Samoans literally wiped their muliz with rocks/stones... It was back in the days when the old Samoans constipated, it was said, that they used smooth elongated rocks to ram up their muliz hoping that the kae would come out...

Samoans had no medicine skills or smarts. Therefore resorted such primitive actions as shoving a smooth stone up the ying yang,... Thus, they were looked at as Fa'elu maka instead of "Ramming Stone"... LOL

big differences from Tonga. Tonga has remedies, medicines, and herbs for healing... Smart horses.. LOL
mekong

Auckland, New Zealand

#4 Sep 18, 2012
Poly KING wrote:
Fa'elu maka was not because these Samoans literally wiped their muliz with rocks/stones... It was back in the days when the old Samoans constipated, it was said, that they used smooth elongated rocks to ram up their muliz hoping that the kae would come out...
Samoans had no medicine skills or smarts. Therefore resorted such primitive actions as shoving a smooth stone up the ying yang,... Thus, they were looked at as Fa'elu maka instead of "Ramming Stone"... LOL
big differences from Tonga. Tonga has remedies, medicines, and herbs for healing... Smart horses.. LOL
what a funny dude.
Samoa probably has more medicinal ancient practices than tonga. this is just a glimpse of all our plants. lol

http://www.mnre.gov.ws/documents/newspaper/27...

go eat a solofanua u moeki'o
pingpongbugger

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#5 Sep 18, 2012
InCrEaSe_ThE_PeAcE wrote:
"Never in Samoan history or human history have people wiped their bums with rocks? lol"
I agree. This seems like one of those urban myths spread by losers desperate to think of an insult.
P.S. Watch out for two of these losers (dingdong and Polo Kio). No doubt they will visit and offer their stupid opinions :)
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy monkey look what i found is that you crying ahahahaha
&fe ature=player_embedded#!
pingpongbugger

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#6 Sep 18, 2012
confused brother wrote:
I understand that Tongans eat horse and dogs, I'll just tick that off my 'fact' list.
But Samoans use rocks to wipe their bums? lol Who the hell wipes their bums with rocks? lol *Never in Samoan history or human history have people wiped their bums with rocks? lol
Where did that phrase come from? Did the Tongans make it up because they couldn't think of any other way to mock Samoans? lol
But then I was thinking?? Technically wouldn't the Tongans be more likely to use rocks because they fit the stereotype more, which is one of savagery.
Honest opinions only. Because mine is honest. no Compromise or doubt about my 'honest' opinion. And no offence to others. I'm only speaking for my Samoan gf because I'm half niuean/cookisland
Because in the old days fijian and Tongan were smart people we were the tonga/fisi race they worship us like gods when we ruled their country for 600 years then Samoa won their freedom by throwing rocks when we left waving good byeeeee lol
pingpongbugger

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#7 Sep 18, 2012
mekong wrote:
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what a funny dude.
Samoa probably has more medicinal ancient practices than tonga. this is just a glimpse of all our plants. lol
http://www.mnre.gov.ws/documents/newspaper/27...
go eat a solofanua u moeki'o
deep down this what you want from us fijian and tongan isnt it ufa
&fe ature=player_embedded#!
confused brother

Auckland, New Zealand

#9 Sep 18, 2012
umm i didn't expect these kind of responses but wow the stories are mean mythodologies. more like excuses of doom lmao

okay hands down samoans win. who the hell would wipe their bums with rocks, only tongans would because that came to their thoughts by the looks of it lmao
Sasa

Australia

#10 Sep 18, 2012
pingpongbugger wrote:
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy monkey look what i found is that you crying ahahahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mkGkpxU018sXX&feature=pla yer_embedded#!
hmmm looks like a fiti crying , thats u pingpong after u found out your real dads Indian haha
pingpongbugger

Stoke-on-trent, UK

#11 Sep 18, 2012
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text> hmmm looks like a fiti crying , thats u pingpong after u found out your real dads Indian haha
stop shagging my sexy fijian Indian basted get your own meat thats you crying ahahaha
Sasa

Australia

#12 Sep 18, 2012
pingpongbugger wrote:
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Because in the old days fijian and Tongan were smart people we were the tonga/fisi race they worship us like gods when we ruled their country for 600 years then Samoa won their freedom by throwing rocks when we left waving good byeeeee lol
what really happened in the old days fiti and toga savages came to Samoa for education and to be fed promising to pay Samoa back with tapa cloth and woman, we took the tapa cloth but sent their ugly woman back or I think we threw them in the ocean, anyway when they got abit of education they were fiapoto and arrogant and demanded they get first class treatment , this made Samoan warriors angry after the hospitality and fair treatment given to the savages and is why the Samoa people bashed killed and chased the rest of these savages to the waters , and their brainiest savage shouted...." auoi ou te fia ola" "faamolemole aua ne'i fasioti uma matou " that's when the humble samoa chief speared these frighten monkies told them to swim back to their home hahaha
Sasa

Australia

#13 Sep 18, 2012
pingpongbugger wrote:
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stop shagging my sexy fijian Indian basted get your own meat thats you crying ahahaha
shut up , just because your dads Indian and u gotta run the 7/11 tonight haha
Sasa

Australia

#14 Sep 18, 2012
pingpongbugger wrote:
<quoted text>
deep down this what you want from us fijian and tongan isnt it ufa
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =mkGkpxU018sXX&feature=pla yer_embedded#!
again just another day pingpong finding out his dad was Indian , but didn't know which one hahaha
Sasa

Australia

#15 Sep 18, 2012
Poly KING wrote:
Fa'elu maka was not because these Samoans literally wiped their muliz with rocks/stones... It was back in the days when the old Samoans constipated, it was said, that they used smooth elongated rocks to ram up their muliz hoping that the kae would come out...
Samoans had no medicine skills or smarts. Therefore resorted such primitive actions as shoving a smooth stone up the ying yang,... Thus, they were looked at as Fa'elu maka instead of "Ramming Stone"... LOL
big differences from Tonga. Tonga has remedies, medicines, and herbs for healing... Smart horses.. LOL
I heard toga's don't wipe their ass , so it could leave a strong stinky sense into trapping the maile's they hunt but before they kill the maile's and stir fry , they let them lick all the ki'o off first at the same time getting a little raisin erection hahaha , toga has no remedies or medicines they all look sick fat and bloated hahaha

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#16 Sep 18, 2012
As a Samoan i do not see whats wrong with eating Horses or Dogs.
Let me remind everyone here that we are descended from cannibals who ate other humans who were scattered on the battle field, so shut the fuck up.

And wiping our arses with rocks are not true but i rather do that than wipe my arse with my hands like an indian.
mekongl

Auckland, New Zealand

#17 Sep 18, 2012
Hey 'Tagata Folau o le Vasa' why is that your views are 'for' samoan but only to an extent?

Who do you think you are ? a peace maker who has a few jabs at both sides?

A Samoan who has bipolar -ish insecurities about being a Samoan?

Or a undercover fafa who's a fia palagi one day, and then a Samoan the next day?

Your mentality is doing yourself no good, but making yourself look bad.

It's like you read a comment (see that it offends one particular party) and then you jump 'against' what ever party is being offended?- you aint no politician! you are just a fob dude that's hiding behind that samoan model fella. because you aint no way near look stud like him. you black ass fake!

No where to stand, not on the fence because then you have no friends. And i'm probably right, the only real friends you probably have are your cousins bahahahah ufa lou alelo!
Sasa

Australia

#18 Sep 18, 2012
Tagata Folau O le Vasa wrote:
As a Samoan i do not see whats wrong with eating Horses or Dogs.
Let me remind everyone here that we are descended from cannibals who ate other humans who were scattered on the battle field, so shut the fuck up.
And wiping our arses with rocks are not true but i rather do that than wipe my arse with my hands like an indian.
sole who u telling stfu, if u wanna eat dog and horse that's your choice , only toga people eat that shit that's y their features are similar to that of a horse
Poly

Auckland, New Zealand

#19 Sep 18, 2012
mekong wrote:
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what a funny dude.
Samoa probably has more medicinal ancient practices than tonga. this is just a glimpse of all our plants. lol
http://www.mnre.gov.ws/documents/newspaper/27...
go eat a solofanua u moeki'o
that is true. Tongan soil was less fertile and could not support a lush variety of medicinal plants. Its less likely they had all the remedies...
FAUFAUTUA

Waianae, HI

#20 Sep 18, 2012
confused brother wrote:
I understand that Tongans eat horse and dogs, I'll just tick that off my 'fact' list.
But Samoans use rocks to wipe their bums? lol Who the hell wipes their bums with rocks? lol *Never in Samoan history or human history have people wiped their bums with rocks? lol
Where did that phrase come from? Did the Tongans make it up because they couldn't think of any other way to mock Samoans? lol
But then I was thinking?? Technically wouldn't the Tongans be more likely to use rocks because they fit the stereotype more, which is one of savagery.
Honest opinions only. Because mine is honest. no Compromise or doubt about my 'honest' opinion. And no offence to others. I'm only speaking for my Samoan gf because I'm half niuean/cookisland
I know its an old video, but it always brings me to reminisce of how the "azz wiping" joke came about???? Is this an actual act of ediquette taught through-out Toga, or is it a case of boys being boys???????? Lol.....endless humor for generations to come!!!!!;)
FAUFAUTUA

Waianae, HI

#21 Sep 18, 2012
.....drum role please!!!!!

http://youtu.be/Ata8F7liAx0

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