Is Samoa silly not to have a standing army?

Created by jestr on Jul 28, 2014

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No, Tonga will protect them

No, Fiji will carry them to safety

No, Auz is their defender

No, NZ will support them

No, Nauru will look after them

No, China will give Samoa a loan

No, USA will send air support

No, Germany will come rescue them

No, Gandalf will help destroy the rings

No, Narnia will send their goats and horses

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jestr

Tonga

#21 Jul 31, 2014
KavaFarmer wrote:
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What are you doing to these people mormon book?
Why was the tent shaking mr broke back mountain cowboy? lol. Why is FW making funny noises in there? haha

Since: Apr 12

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#22 Jul 31, 2014
jestr wrote:
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Why was the tent shaking mr broke back mountain cowboy? lol. Why is FW making funny noises in there? haha
I need to talk to your pastor regarding your state of mind.

Since: Apr 14

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#23 Jul 31, 2014
jestr wrote:
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Come on bro, this defeatist mentality gotta stop. No weapons? You know how many Mcguivers we have here in Tonga? Im sure there be some in Samoa too, Taliban bomb makers would be ashamed if they saw our skills..
Now lets look at the people, if the people are not united, an invading force could come conquer and rule the place putting one against another. If the people are united and would never accept being ruled by foreigners, an invading force may conquer but ruling would be impossible and in the end figure it costs more than the gains of holding onto that territory.e.g vietnam. You need the national pride spirit uso, get with it
uce you ever been in a war you can go make your little traps and make guns out of wood hahaha ill fight to the bitter end if we had the weapons Like the whiteman all they need to do is drop 1 miSsles it over then they would send in there troops
jestr

Tonga

#24 Jul 31, 2014
KavaFarmer wrote:
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I need to talk to your pastor regarding your state of mind.
The photo you have in your d.p raises so many red flags man. Its just makes fw want to build a tent on one of Fiji's mountains for you guys lol
jestr

Tonga

#25 Aug 1, 2014
koko ngati wrote:
<quoted text>uce you ever been in a war you can go make your little traps and make guns out of wood hahaha ill fight to the bitter end if we had the weapons Like the whiteman all they need to do is drop 1 miSsles it over then they would send in there troops
lol ok what I'm saying. Is that we don't need to be arrogant or rash and think we can win against anyone, I'm saying it not so hopeless if you facing a bigger, more advanced, army. There is always a way to win, obviously its hard but don't give up before things ever get there.

Since: Apr 14

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#26 Aug 2, 2014
jestr wrote:
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lol ok what I'm saying. Is that we don't need to be arrogant or rash and think we can win against anyone, I'm saying it not so hopeless if you facing a bigger, more advanced, army. There is always a way to win, obviously its hard but don't give up before things ever get there.
but that the thing you will never know when it hits you and when it does you well go Into shock then you make thaT decision you either Fight or fright

Since: Apr 14

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#27 Aug 2, 2014
Plus if you have never been in a situations That is life threatening How would you know if you would fight
Toomata

Brisbane, Australia

#28 Aug 2, 2014
jestr wrote:
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I care coz I'm pretty sure I have a great great great x5 grandad or grandma that's Samoan. And that's the dreamers mentality that will get Samoa in trouble one day
Blah blah blah...Always talking about your roots but cant clarify it..Notice in your own words 'Im pretty sure' and 'grandad or grandma'.....Lmao You lost boy with no roots...hehehe
jestr

Tonga

#29 Aug 2, 2014
koko ngati wrote:
Plus if you have never been in a situations That is life threatening How would you know if you would fight
Sure but at least remain confident til that moment. No need to give up at the what ifs etc
jestr

Tonga

#30 Aug 2, 2014
Toomata wrote:
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Blah blah blah...Always talking about your roots but cant clarify it..Notice in your own words 'Im pretty sure' and 'grandad or grandma'.....Lmao You lost boy with no roots...hehehe
Well hello samonga part 2. How is your Samoan princess face this morning? The more u talk bout my personal roots the more it seems u scoping me as a potential marriage partner. Are u a male or female?

Since: Apr 12

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#31 Aug 2, 2014
jestr wrote:
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The photo you have in your d.p raises so many red flags man. Its just makes fw want to build a tent on one of Fiji's mountains for you guys lol
Your imagination is restricted to gay porn lmao
jestr

Tonga

#32 Aug 2, 2014
KavaFarmer wrote:
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Your imagination is restricted to gay porn lmao
Kava you tent builder you, can u stop taking FW into the mountains lol
bhgytre

Auckland, New Zealand

#33 Aug 3, 2014
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Since: Apr 12

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#34 Aug 3, 2014
KavaFarmer wrote:
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Your imagination is restricted to gay porn lmao
Jestr don't worry, I'll talk to Ezy and see if shes ok with you watching from outside the tent coz the tent might smell like kapaika hihihi
jestr

Tonga

#35 Aug 3, 2014
KavaFarmer wrote:
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Jestr don't worry, I'll talk to Ezy and see if shes ok with you watching from outside the tent coz the tent might smell like kapaika hihihi
Aww trust me Ezy and I will be far away from your intimate moments with FW (foxy warrior). I duno what or how the kapaika smells get into the tent but that doesn't sound normal kava lol
jestr

Tonga

#36 Aug 3, 2014
KavaFarmer wrote:
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Jestr don't worry, I'll talk to Ezy and see if shes ok with you watching from outside the tent coz the tent might smell like kapaika hihihi
Aww trust me Ezy and I will be far away from your intimate moments with FW (foxy warrior). I duno what or how the kapaika smells get into the tent but that doesn't sound normal kava lol

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