Is Samoa silly not to have a standing army?

Created by jestr on Jul 28, 2014

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No, Tonga will protect them

No, Fiji will carry them to safety

No, Auz is their defender

No, NZ will support them

No, Nauru will look after them

No, China will give Samoa a loan

No, USA will send air support

No, Germany will come rescue them

No, Gandalf will help destroy the rings

No, Narnia will send their goats and horses

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jestr

Tonga

#1 Jul 28, 2014
Does Samoa have a treaty with Narnia for protection?
seniti

Auckland, New Zealand

#2 Jul 29, 2014
dry like your knees and elbows
Hardly

Wellington, New Zealand

#3 Jul 29, 2014
Samoa donít need an Army! Samoa is an Army & Navy should we ever need one, Again! Just ask the last fiabotz that fled our shores with their lahos shoved up their muli!... and to save their hides so the angry Samoans wouldnít purse them back to their home island & totally destroy them for good, they cunningly bestowed a title of Malietoa for our generals to argue overÖ clever little horse eaters! Hahaha [you asked!] not yet

Since: Apr 14

New Zealand

#4 Jul 29, 2014
Samoa dont need a amy what for who wants to take over samoa where to small plus we have help from the islands bysaid us and america, new zealand samoa give more solijahs then fiji and tonga that a fact
jestr

Tonga

#5 Jul 29, 2014
I dont know why God made horse so yummy. Anyways back to discussion, Samoa as an independent state needs an army. Other countries will put their own interests first before Samoa's if Samoa was invaded. They dont owe Samoa anything.

Samoa should wake up and live in reality that they should have a standing army. It doesnt matter if it just a couple hundred soldiers, its still a deterrent to some foreign invader.

If Tonga was invaded, every single Tongan would rise to fight back but we still need properly trained soldiers who's profession is in the military. Time to wake up pls
Hardly

Wellington, New Zealand

#6 Jul 29, 2014
...oh you were being serious?!

Still I reckon Samoa doesn't need an Army?! The economy couldn't sustain one let alone justify the existence of one. And should Samoa ever be invaded, believe me! the invaders better be filthy rich because their stay wouldn't be long if they aren't!!![believe me!]
jestr

Tonga

#7 Jul 29, 2014
Hardly wrote:
...oh you were being serious?!
Still I reckon Samoa doesn't need an Army?! The economy couldn't sustain one let alone justify the existence of one. And should Samoa ever be invaded, believe me! the invaders better be filthy rich because their stay wouldn't be long if they aren't!!![believe me!]
Im sure the economy could spare at least 50 or so fully trained expert G.I Joes. If Tonga can do it then Samoa can do it, no excuses mate
WTF

Auckland, New Zealand

#8 Jul 30, 2014
Why do you even care? Samoa is not in danger.

Since: Apr 14

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#9 Jul 30, 2014
jestr wrote:
I dont know why God made horse so yummy. Anyways back to discussion, Samoa as an independent state needs an army. Other countries will put their own interests first before Samoa's if Samoa was invaded. They dont owe Samoa anything.
Samoa should wake up and live in reality that they should have a standing army. It doesnt matter if it just a couple hundred soldiers, its still a deterrent to some foreign invader.
If Tonga was invaded, every single Tongan would rise to fight back but we still need properly trained soldiers who's profession is in the military. Time to wake up pls
if tonga samoa fiji ever was attacted there would be fuk all they can do strate up you think every person would stand up to war in the islands you want them to fight with sticks the days of war in the pacific are over we are more at peace these days the dumb thing is that samoa tonga fiji would rather Go fight for another country When they need to help out in there own country
jestr

Tonga

#10 Jul 30, 2014
WTF wrote:
Why do you even care? Samoa is not in danger.
I care coz I'm pretty sure I have a great great great x5 grandad or grandma that's Samoan. And that's the dreamers mentality that will get Samoa in trouble one day
jestr

Tonga

#11 Jul 30, 2014
koko ngati wrote:
<quoted text>if tonga samoa fiji ever was attacted there would be fuk all they can do strate up you think every person would stand up to war in the islands you want them to fight with sticks the days of war in the pacific are over we are more at peace these days the dumb thing is that samoa tonga fiji would rather Go fight for another country When they need to help out in there own country
Samoa got no chance with Samoans thinking they can't do anything. In war it ain't all about brute force. Guerilla warfare might be useful against larger forces. Nobody talking bout fighting with sticks. fighting spirit is also a huge factor, if u already defeated in your mind you already lost the battle young caterpillar.
Pulu

Seattle, WA

#12 Jul 30, 2014
jestr wrote:
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Samoa got no chance with Samoans thinking they can't do anything. In war it ain't all about brute force. Guerilla warfare might be useful against larger forces. Nobody talking bout fighting with sticks. fighting spirit is also a huge factor, if u already defeated in your mind you already lost the battle young caterpillar.
If we must, we Samoans will go out fighting like our ancestors! We will once again shed blood for our Ancestors! This my friend is what you call or shall I say Spartans call a Beautiful Death! Lmaoooo hahaa cheeeehoooooo!

#LastOfTheToas

Since: Apr 12

Location hidden

#13 Jul 30, 2014
Pulu wrote:
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If we must, we Samoans will go out fighting like our ancestors! We will once again shed blood for our Ancestors! This my friend is what you call or shall I say Spartans call a Beautiful Death! Lmaoooo hahaa cheeeehoooooo!
#LastOfTheToas
What are you doing to these people mormon book?
jestr

Tonga

#14 Jul 30, 2014
Pulu wrote:
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If we must, we Samoans will go out fighting like our ancestors! We will once again shed blood for our Ancestors! This my friend is what you call or shall I say Spartans call a Beautiful Death! Lmaoooo hahaa cheeeehoooooo!
#LastOfTheToas
mmhmm and the mouth goes one way and the legs run the other way lol. Na, thats fine and all good but you cant just expect people to turn into commando elites just coz the passion there. You need to train to dodge bullets, set booby traps, run longer than 10 meters etc. They need a standing army
FATHERLAND

UK

#15 Jul 30, 2014
jestr wrote:
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mmhmm and the mouth goes one way and the legs run the other way lol. Na, thats fine and all good but you cant just expect people to turn into commando elites just coz the passion there You need to train to dodge bullets, set booby traps, run longer than 10 meters etc. They need a standing army
Your wrong,New Zealand government may have our GERMAN SAMOAN territory now but if they fall we will TAKE BACK WHAT BELONGS TO US!!!! SAMOA belongs to our empire they are our people.please do history!your just foreign invaders we fought both usa and british we held it to the last but had been robbed from the fatherland.SAMOA is strong like FATHERLAND.
FATHERLAND

UK

#16 Jul 30, 2014
FATHERLAND wrote:
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Your wrong,New Zealand government may have our GERMAN SAMOAN territory now but if they fall we will TAKE BACK WHAT BELONGS TO US!!!! SAMOA belongs to our empire they are our people.please do history!your just foreign invaders we fought both usa and british we held it to the last but had been robbed from the fatherland.SAMOA is strong like FATHERLAND.
German Samoa Siege HAIL! Siege HAIL! HAIL! HAIL! HAIL!
jestr

Tonga

#17 Jul 30, 2014
FATHERLAND wrote:
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Your wrong,New Zealand government may have our GERMAN SAMOAN territory now but if they fall we will TAKE BACK WHAT BELONGS TO US!!!! SAMOA belongs to our empire they are our people.please do history!your just foreign invaders we fought both usa and british we held it to the last but had been robbed from the fatherland.SAMOA is strong like FATHERLAND.
Umm samoa is independent from nz now grandpa. Germany is Samoa's fatherland you say?lol
Pulu

Seattle, WA

#18 Jul 30, 2014
jestr wrote:
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mmhmm and the mouth goes one way and the legs run the other way lol. Na, thats fine and all good but you cant just expect people to turn into commando elites just coz the passion there. You need to train to dodge bullets, set booby traps, run longer than 10 meters etc. They need a standing army
http://youtu.be/885Ob9Lfk-M

Here's Samoas army for you! 100th Battalion TOA O SAMOA hahaa lmao cheeeehooo!

Since: Apr 14

Lower Hutt, New Zealand

#19 Jul 30, 2014
jestr wrote:
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Samoa got no chance with Samoans thinking they can't do anything. In war it ain't all about brute force. Guerilla warfare might be useful against larger forces. Nobody talking bout fighting with sticks. fighting spirit is also a huge factor, if u already defeated in your mind you already lost the battle young caterpillar.
i understand but because of religon not everyone will u have kids mate because your First move will be to protect your family how can you fight a big nation with no weapons gorilla Warfare you dumb or something amy have tactics And with your philosophy The way with your thinking you want use to go extinct
jestr

Tonga

#20 Jul 31, 2014
koko ngati wrote:
<quoted text>i understand but because of religon not everyone will u have kids mate because your First move will be to protect your family how can you fight a big nation with no weapons gorilla Warfare you dumb or something amy have tactics And with your philosophy The way with your thinking you want use to go extinct
Come on bro, this defeatist mentality gotta stop. No weapons? You know how many Mcguivers we have here in Tonga? Im sure there be some in Samoa too, Taliban bomb makers would be ashamed if they saw our skills..
Now lets look at the people, if the people are not united, an invading force could come conquer and rule the place putting one against another. If the people are united and would never accept being ruled by foreigners, an invading force may conquer but ruling would be impossible and in the end figure it costs more than the gains of holding onto that territory.e.g vietnam. You need the national pride spirit uso, get with it

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