Sasa

Melbourne, Australia

#21 Oct 22, 2013
PewPew wrote:
<quoted text>Dont listen to Sasa mate!.....he will lure you into his 1990 Tarago and then date rape you after he covers your mouth and nose with a hankercheif full of chloroform!!!
BEWARE Mr Mahatma!
.....wrecking ballz , u aint gonna touch my big one no matter how bad u want it laho lolol
PewPew

Melbourne, Australia

#22 Oct 22, 2013
Rex wrote:
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Thanks once again for a very helpful reply. Also, your suggestion about learning the language is a good one. It'd also help me understand the culture better as well. This is very useful advice and when I do finally meet a young Samoan women that I like, it'll be very helpful
Look Rex! If Sasa does manage to force you into his car and you find yourself with your pants down and his fingers up your backside, just ask him nicely to stop........but what ever you do....DONT LET HIM KISS YOU!!!!! you will get pink eye and possibly have to get your bottom lip amputated!
Sasa

Melbourne, Australia

#23 Oct 22, 2013
Rex ........if u ever see a set of large man breast rubbing against your car windscreen , it's only pewpew trying to get your attention , drive off immediately and run him over if he stands there posing like Janet Jackson with one breast hanging out , don't be fooled by his high pitch squeaky voice, all toga men have that irritating sound, don't be fooled by these fakaleiti's they r sneaky but u can tell by their foul aroma if they nearby ....again , gl mate
Sasa

Melbourne, Australia

#24 Oct 22, 2013
PewPew wrote:
<quoted text>Look Rex! If Sasa does manage to force you into his car and lyou find yourself with your pants down and his fingers up your backside, just ask him nicely to stop........but what ever you do....DONT LET HIM KISS YOU!!!!! you will get pink eye and possibly have to get your bottom lip amputated!
......why do u walk around thinking u Janet with one breast hanging out ? put that susu back in before it bounces back up and knocks u out again lolol
PewPew

Melbourne, Australia

#25 Oct 22, 2013
Rex.....when the drugs wear off and you find Sasa on top of you sitting on your face. The best thing to do is to poke your tongue in his icehole has hard as you can. This will cause him to arch his back. As soon as he does that, role him over onto his back! That lil fatty woundt be able to turn back over, so thats when you make a run for it!!

Good Luck
PewPew

Melbourne, Australia

#26 Oct 22, 2013
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text> ......why do u walk around thinking u Janet with one breast hanging out ? put that susu back in before it bounces back up and knocks u out again lolol
Why do you walk around topless with only a purple lavalava on singing "Over the rainbow" ......aye fatty!
Sasa

Australia

#27 Oct 22, 2013
PewPew wrote:
Rex.....when the drugs wear off and you find Sasa on top of you sitting on your face. The best thing to do is to poke your tongue in his icehole has hard as you can. This will cause him to arch his back. As soon as he does that, role him over onto his back! That lil fatty woundt be able to turn back over, so thats when you make a run for it!!
Good Luck
rex ......this is very important , it takes pewpew abit of encouragement to roll off the bed , u have to , on the count of 3 ....rock him gently foward and back till u get abit of momentum up , and give him a big shove , pew would breath very heavy as u might mistaken it from him farting as he is a little piggy , his x boyfriend had to roll over 10 times to get off pewpew , pewpew is also known as the a big brown bear , very big with claws sharp enough to choke his prey , usually found at toga fish markets stealing salmon without paying , but does offer sexual favors in toilets if u are under 16 and somewhat related , like a cousin lolol
Sasa

Australia

#28 Oct 22, 2013
PewPew wrote:
<quoted text>Why do you walk around topless with only a purple lavalava on singing "Over the rainbow" ......aye fatty!
........and benzy's stands outside your window naked in his glittered up high heels , then u roll around inside on your bed with uiha singing ....,....." it's raining men " hahaha
PewPew

Melbourne, Australia

#29 Oct 22, 2013
Rex, another important thing......if you wake up to find Sasa kissing you, just make a funny noise (like a zombie from Walking Dead) and go "aaaarrrggggghhh kiss my groin area aaarrrghghhh" .....this will surprise Sasa, and when he releases from his lip lock and starts to make his way down to your crotch........ram his head on your belt buckle and run like a muthachukka!! Good luck Ghandi
Sasa

Australia

#30 Oct 22, 2013
then pewpew and uiha had an accident , their susu's swayed to quick nd hard knocking them both out , and as benzy stands there in disbelief , locked outside in the cold he takes off his left high heel and smashes the window , quickly jumping in and giving them both mouth to poki resuscitation , then pew and uiha wakes up and thank benzy by giving him a split roast , then all three we hard out intercoursing to the beat of fangai lupe usi which was playing in the background lolol
PewPew

Melbourne, Australia

#31 Oct 22, 2013
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text>........and benzy's stands outside your window naked in his glittered up high heels , then u roll around inside on your bed with uiha singing ....,....." it's raining men " hahaha
You get FijiWarrior to tape your feet to the top of your 1990 Tarago van. Then you get him to drive you around Melbourne while your wearing your mums church dress singing "I will survive" like you in the dessert........aye priscilla!
Sasa

Australia

#32 Oct 22, 2013
PewPew wrote:
<quoted text>You get FijiWarrior to tape your feet to the top of your 1990 Tarago van. Then you get him to drive you around Melbourne while your wearing your mums church dress singing "I will survive" like you in the dessert........aye priscilla!
.....well done , you just starred in your new tv series ....queer eye for the queerest guy lolol .....damn u and uiha look so fat on tv, why not change it to .....my queer fat lover and i have eyes for more fat queer guys lolol
Sasa

Australia

#33 Oct 22, 2013
or ....fattest queer guys just has eyes for the smaller fat queer guys lolol........wtf .....u getting picky there now pewpew lol....
teine

Farmington, MI

#34 Mar 9, 2014
WTF wrote:
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MATE If you are white the dirty bitches will literally bend over backwards for you.Since they are babies their fat mamas beat them everyday and tell them,FIND A WHITE ONE our men are sht.Eat him ,lick him ,do whatever but find one and don't let him go.Explains why all the samoan girls are easy(except on sundays).
U need to watch what u say. Samoan women r not easy. One thing Samoan women r proud of is their VIRGINITY. They know who to loose it to, n when. But to Rex...Samoan n other Polynesian girls can marry whoever. As a matter of fact, most Samoans r mixture of different ppl Asian Germans Samoans Indians n so on. It does not matter the colour of the skin. But u hath to meet the right one. Cos not all island girls like non island boys :)
Rianne

Santa Ana, CA

#36 Mar 12, 2014
Rex wrote:
I find Samoan and other Polynesian women to be extremely attractive since their voluptuous curves appeal to me. However, since I'm neither Polynesian nor Christian, I'm just wondering if they would be open to the idea of dating someone like me. Just curious, thanks.
I'm a Polynesian woman and I am open to the idea:)
samonga

Brisbane, Australia

#37 Mar 12, 2014
Rianne wrote:
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I'm a Polynesian woman and I am open to the idea:)
I see poly women opening up to auleaga meaulis hahahaha your choice lol

Since: Nov 08

Location hidden

#38 Mar 12, 2014
I know some of my Samoan sisters are open to the idea while others are not....from personal experience courting was not an issue and our families, though there was a language barrier, got along great! However, the differences in how each of you were raised might prove to be a hurdle in the beginning....but then again it might not....anyway, best of luck to you!
Humonoid Typhoon

Sharon, PA

#39 Mar 18, 2014
Yes southern Pacific women will date outside their race, I know because I'm currently dating a very beautiful half Polynesian woman. Her mother is Caucasian and her dad is a full blown islander from Guam and she resembles her father's side more long black hair, very short has a slight slant to her eye's and she is very curvacious,I forgot to mention I'm African American so yes bagging one of these women is very possible, It was a job not so much pleasing her family but I literally had to battle a whole neighborhood, She is very attractive so she had a lot of people trying to get her attention. Luckily in the end we chose each other and I'm a very happy man. Speaking from personal experience if your lucky enough to date one never let her go Im not!! Thanks for reading all have a good day
Polynesian Gal

Navarre, FL

#40 Mar 19, 2014
Polynesian women: I am half Samoan and Half Indian. My husband is African American. Growing up I was never attracted to dark skin. Mainly because there aren't many blacks on my island. And if there are dark skin ppl, they are usually Fijian---not my type. When I came to the US, I was exposed to a lot of different races. I then found dark skin (African American) attractive. And a lot of my Samoan friends are also married with children from African Americans. It really just depends.
caliman

Los Angeles, CA

#41 Apr 10, 2014
Samoen women are very beautiful love em

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