So i was waiting in line and a Samoan dude grinded on me

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Aug 25, 2013
 
Lol that's just wrong.
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Aug 25, 2013
 
i know, but i just love touching little boys, ....but i do repent on Sunday's with my daddy alongside me.....and all is forgiven I hope ....help me please
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Aug 26, 2013
 
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Lol that's just wrong.
Oh thats nothin babee!.........once when I put my finger in the azz of a guide dog, the dog bolted off because my fingers were too fat. But I learnt my lesson hihihihi next time befor I put my finger in, I gave Fido a little foreplay by rubbing is boloz with coconut oil and whispering in his ear "ssshhh I will give him a doogy treat baby"......He my bestest friend now
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Aug 26, 2013
 
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text>Oh thats nothin babee!.........once when I put my finger in the azz of a guide dog, the dog bolted off because my fingers were too fat. But I learnt my lesson hihihihi next time befor I put my finger in, I gave Fido a little foreplay by rubbing is boloz with coconut oil and whispering in his ear "ssshhh I will give him a doogy treat baby"......He my bestest friend now
when i use to cook my daddy's dinner i use to think i was r kelly and sing i believe i can fry and goes like this, rip daddy ..........chorus ......i believe i can fry , i believe i can fry my thigh , throw in abit of my fat gut, dosent matter if its not fine cuts, i better hurry cause my dads waiting, makes me nervous as i start shaking ......but i got through and fried the lot, I'm so happy knowing im on the top, and when we pash we cannot stop , my uncle maka is so jealous , kills my daddy with such malice , im so sad i breakdown and cry,...it dosent matter cause , cause , cause .....i believe i can fry ,.........rip daddy xxx
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Aug 26, 2013
 
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<quoted text> when i use to cook my daddy's dinner i use to think i was r kelly and sing i believe i can fry and goes like this, rip daddy ..........chorus ......i believe i can fry , i believe i can fry my thigh , throw in abit of my fat gut, dosent matter if its not fine cuts, i better hurry cause my dads waiting, makes me nervous as i start shaking ......but i got through and fried the lot, I'm so happy knowing im on the top, and when we pash we cannot stop , my uncle maka is so jealous , kills my daddy with such malice , im so sad i breakdown and cry,...it dosent matter cause , cause , cause .....i believe i can fry ,.........rip daddy xxx
.....Uce! When I came from Samoa on our alia, I remember when my dad was on the front of the boat...I snuck up behind him and grabbed him from behind, and I started singing in his ear "Near, Far,wherever you are,I believe that the heart does go on" like we were on Titanic! OMG It was so funny! then I pushed his head forward and then he turned his head and started singin that JKing song "Son, why you wanna bend me over, put your hand on my shoulder" .......Oh we still crack up when we fink of that story
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Aug 26, 2013
 
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text>.....Uce! When I came from Samoa on our alia, I remember when my dad was on the front of the boat...I snuck up behind him and grabbed him from behind, and I started singing in his ear "Near, Far,wherever you are,I believe that the heart does go on" like we were on Titanic! OMG It was so funny! then I pushed his head forward and then he turned his head and started singin that JKing song "Son, why you wanna bend me over, put your hand on my shoulder" .......Oh we still crack up when we fink of that story
.......lol , man my dad loves michael Jackson and always pulls his polo out to me and sings beat it , just beat it ,..... but cause my dad is like a fob i thought he said to me just bit it , so i bit and he got angry and beat me lol....but then later as I was lying on his bed with two black eyes , he came over and rubbed my back and sang Ben, the two of us .........i was so happy and we made up xxx
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#27
Aug 26, 2013
 
^^^^^ WHAT SASA!! bahahahahahaha
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Aug 26, 2013
 
HAHHAHAHAHA thats fuggin funny you ufa! Loud and proud toks LMFAO!@!!
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Aug 26, 2013
 
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text>.......lol , man my dad loves michael Jackson and always pulls his polo out to me and sings beat it , just beat it ,..... but cause my dad is like a fob i thought he said to me just bit it , so i bit and he got angry and beat me lol....but then later as I was lying on his bed with two black eyes , he came over and rubbed my back and sang Ben, the two of us .........i was so happy and we made up xxx
So your dad loves MJ aye Bubbles LOL
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hahaha.....i give u some help ok pewpew
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Aug 26, 2013
 
Sasa wrote:
hahaha.....i give u some help ok pewpew
Go help your dad with the sound check on his microphone! lol "check 1, 2 daddy can you hear me!" lol
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Aug 26, 2013
 
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<quoted text>Go help your dad with the sound check on his microphone! lol "check 1, 2 daddy can you hear me!" lol
....u just worry bout your dads speedball landing flush in your mouth lol....then again is it a worry or your game plan lol

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