10 tips to get you a fece women! By: Samoan Genius

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#1 May 16, 2013
1. Bellow out the gorilla mating call, it always works x)
2. Do all the housework for the lazy bxtch
3. drink kava
4. get some curry powder and sprinkle a little over your skin before getting into bed, it seems to turn them on as well as satisfy their hunger.
5. Ask them if they want a lightskin baby.
6. Amaze it, and offer its family 8 cows
7. do the cibi
8. Lie to it and say i can take you to america.
9. Work
10. tease it with KFC.

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