Describe ur sex life using only movie titles :)

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Tonga-ai-muli

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Jul 23, 2013
 
PewPew wrote:
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You will be getting a wet towel and your asthma inhaler in between while she watches "Magic Mike" coz thats the only excitement she'll be gettin that night
hehehe da homie has opted 4 normal couple movie lol ... what happened 2 ur favourites homie "milky" etc... laho-addict OR just give it up & get lost from here... bwahahahaha

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Jul 23, 2013
 
684renegade wrote:
<quoted text>Cool,...let's get some champagne and a fruit salad in between, maybe?...or you can take a quick nap while I tidy things up.
You know you have to remind me to take it easy, sometimes. BTW,...that thang was amazing! lol
I'm too exhausted to eat. I'll take the nap and regain my strength so I can keep up with you while you clean the bloody sheets lol

Which thang? Everythang was amazing! bwahaha
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#65
Jul 23, 2013
 
Tonga-ai-muli wrote:
<quoted text>hehehe da homie has opted 4 normal couple movie lol ... what happened 2 ur favourites homie "milky" etc... laho-addict OR just give it up & get lost from here... bwahahahaha
You have opted for a rubber poki because the monkeys fur gave you a rash everytime he forced his love in you! bahahahaha put some cream on it toks! lol
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Jul 23, 2013
 
Kitkat27 wrote:
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I'm too exhausted to eat. I'll take the nap and regain my strength so I can keep up with you while you clean the bloody sheets lol
Which thang? Everythang was amazing! bwahaha
Was Renegades azz bleeding on the sheets?!?
Seriuosly, throw that toothbrush out and get a new one! coz I think I know what went down that night LMAO
Tonga-ai-muli

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Jul 23, 2013
 
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You have opted for a rubber poki because the monkeys fur gave you a rash everytime he forced his love in you! bahahahaha put some cream on it toks! lol
hehehe...it seems that u have the expertise with the nature & sex-behaviour of animals esp. monkeys...so, how's the taste of a monkey poki in ur mouth? OR how do u attract those poor animals to have sex with u? lol ...U confirmed the pedigree of ur family lineage originated with apes...bwahahahahahaha
Tonga-ai-muli

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Jul 23, 2013
 
PewPew wrote:
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Was Renegades azz bleeding on the sheets?!?
Seriuosly, throw that toothbrush out and get a new one! coz I think I know what went down that night LMAO
hehehe...so full of tricks...see how this sex predator's mind work... perhaps the idiot was well trained by his homie parents like a compaq soldier exploring every means of his surrounding to satisfy his sexual needs...aifufufu...put a restriction order to forbid u from anywhere near ur homie-parents room, copy-cat ...bwahahahahahaha
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Jul 23, 2013
 
Tonga-ai-muli wrote:
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hehehe...it seems that u have the expertise with the nature & sex-behaviour of animals esp. monkeys...so, how's the taste of a monkey poki in ur mouth? OR how do u attract those poor animals to have sex with u? lol ...U confirmed the pedigree of ur family lineage originated with apes...bwahahahahahaha
You ma lil fat furry friend is the one who was caught with monkey porn on your laptop by the Apia police lol and it was your home video! "Gorillas poki in the mist"
Tonga-ai-muli

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Jul 23, 2013
 
PewPew wrote:
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You ma lil fat furry friend is the one who was caught with monkey porn on your laptop by the Apia police lol and it was your home video! "Gorillas poki in the mist"
hehehe... TARZAN lodged a complaint to the police against u & ur family molested him while under your care. But the serious charge is against you who ate ur gorilla-dadda's poki for ur meal...very bad ape....bwahahahahahahaha
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Jul 23, 2013
 
Tonga-ai-muli wrote:
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hehehe... TARZAN lodged a complaint to the police against u & ur family molested him while under your care. But the serious charge is against you who ate ur gorilla-dadda's poki for ur meal...very bad ape....bwahahahahahahaha
Tarzan lodged a complaint about you.....He wanted to swing from tree to tree, but you wanted to swing from poki to poki......with your mouf hehehe
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Jul 23, 2013
 
PewPew wrote:
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Tarzan lodged a complaint about you.....He wanted to swing from tree to tree, but you wanted to swing from poki to poki......with your mouf hehehe
wow...u'll a quick learner...aren't ur dadda a bit scared while u approaching with open mouth 'cos u had eaten his real poki during ur rehearsal.....bwahahahaha
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Jul 23, 2013
 
Tonga-ai-muli wrote:
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wow...u'll a quick learner...aren't ur dadda a bit scared while u approaching with open mouth 'cos u had eaten his real poki during ur rehearsal.....bwahahahaha
Doesnt your dad get scared when you sneak up behind him when he is sitting down for dinner and try to fofo his boloz while you lick his ears bahahaha
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#74
Jul 24, 2013
 
I love watching priscilla queen of the desert with uiha on sat nights ...nothing beats a romantic night and a little laugh
PewPew mummy

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#75
Jul 24, 2013
 
i think my son has a big polo when it's close up to my face....
uiha

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#76
Jul 24, 2013
 
and i can vouch for that ....xxxx call me hun
Sasa

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#77
Jul 24, 2013
 
so romantic , but pathetic , two fat fafa's in love ....geeez
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Jul 24, 2013
 
PewPew wrote:
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Doesnt your dad get scared when you sneak up behind him when he is sitting down for dinner and try to fofo his boloz while you lick his ears bahahaha
........I know your daddy use to smile when u rubbed his breasts with strawberries and yogurt then teased him popping the strawberry in and out of his mouth, causing him to moan and groan like a bitch in his high squeaky pitch voice , it made u squirt a little milk out lol
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Jul 24, 2013
 
PewPew wrote:
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You have opted for a rubber poki because the monkeys fur gave you a rash everytime he forced his love in you! bahahahaha put some cream on it toks! lol
.....u make uiha wear your leathers on a date in honor of your late daddy who sadly took his own life over freddie mercurys death
684renegade

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Jul 24, 2013
 
Kitkat27 wrote:
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I'm too exhausted to eat. I'll take the nap and regain my strength so I can keep up with you while you clean the bloody sheets lol
Which thang? Everythang was amazing! bwahaha
Each and Every...Thang about you,...Shawwty.
Aaight,...when you wake up, we'll have breakfast in the hot tub,...and then we can explore the next level of ecstacy, K?
Sasa

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#81
Jul 24, 2013
 
I llluuurrrvvvee watching big lions have sex on the NatGeo channel...I get so aroused that I grab ma lil cat and start ramming it from behind and then I chow down on its lil furry ballz......YOLO!!!
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#83
Jul 24, 2013
 
Why are you talkin to yourself kefs

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