If Tonga and Samoa were to have one last war, who would win?

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#477
Jun 21, 2013
 
684renegade wrote:
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A better point of discussion is, why does the UN call on fiti for peacekeeping forces for conflicts that have nothing do with fiti? Answer: Because they're ignorant and desperate for cash...they think the term "peacekeeping" means they'll be policing riots or a soccer matches,...stupid mf.
Still scared to answer the question.Does Tonga or Samoa have defense forces? that's a good point of discussion instead of the nonsense going on in here lol
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Jun 21, 2013
 
Fijian_Warrior wrote:
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Still scared to answer the question.Does Tonga or Samoa have defense forces? that's a good point of discussion instead of the nonsense going on in here lol
Okay, genius,...I can't speak for tonga,...but the 684 has what's called,...the u.s. armed forces,...does that qualify?

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Okay, genius,...I can't speak for tonga,...but the 684 has what's called,...the u.s. armed forces,...does that qualify?
No it doesn't you dumbass lol

You guys harp on about how great you are but at the end of the day you cannot even defend yourselves without the help of Europeans lol
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No it doesn't you dumbass lol
You guys harp on about how great you are but at the end of the day you cannot even defend yourselves without the help of Europeans lol
You're trying to make a moot point, bitch,...if you don't believe me,...come on over and start some sheit. Don't forget,...we have a u.s.army reserve unit,...so,...play at your own risk.

Besides,...Fiji is ten times the size of both Samoas,...so, you're suppose to have ten times the defense force.

What you fail to mention, however,...is that India will fck your sheit up if you keep pestering your kale masters in Fiji, no?
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#481
Jul 9, 2013
 
We would win BIATCHH get dat shit straight my ninja.... Try and bomb America Samoa and let the White House figure out the rest mayne ...NOW WE GOT THE WEAPONS AWAY ... HAND WISE U AWWWWREADY KNOW SAMOA OFF TOP !! MEMBA DAT SHIT CHEEEE HOOOO
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Jul 9, 2013
 
SE POLO wrote:
We would win BIATCHH get dat shit straight my ninja.... Try and bomb America Samoa and let the White House figure out the rest mayne ...NOW WE GOT THE WEAPONS AWAY ... HAND WISE U AWWWWREADY KNOW SAMOA OFF TOP !! MEMBA DAT SHIT CHEEEE HOOOO
Tonga has a secret weapon of mass destruction! Its the Tongan Pants Python....it will strangle you to death
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Jul 10, 2013
 
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Tonga has a secret weapon of mass destruction! Its the Tongan Pants Python....it will strangle you to death
....nah u have the fart gas, and works well , its inherited by all toga's and cant be helped , but if they walk past somebody it can kill them instantly , if that dosent , their ass sweat is also leathal , its like acid and can burn right through skin if it a toga chooses to wipe it on u or shakes your hand ...
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Jul 10, 2013
 
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Tonga has a secret weapon of mass destruction! Its the Tongan Pants Python....it will strangle you to death
a huge body mass too
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Jul 10, 2013
 
We again gonna whoop their slave muli over and over no doubt their a too tenga lekeleka to stand 4 themselves unlike our warriors of the past this is the 21th century we are far too strong, smart and dangerous that's why we'll take over both Samoa
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#486
Jul 10, 2013
 
Tonga will win because Samoa will play dead, and when they think that the war is over, our Fijian toko's will come from behind and SSSMMMAAASSSHHH their MAHI
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Jul 10, 2013
 
Sasa wrote:
<quoted text> a huge body mass too


My mass bolo in your mouf

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You're trying to make a moot point, bitch,...if you don't believe me,...come on over and start some sheit. Don't forget,...we have a u.s.army reserve unit,...so,...play at your own risk.
Besides,...Fiji is ten times the size of both Samoas,...so, you're suppose to have ten times the defense force.
What you fail to mention, however,...is that India will fck your sheit up if you keep pestering your kale masters in Fiji, no?
US army is not going to do anything lol.
If Fiji starts sheit, Samoa will be run over without a bullet being shot or anyone getting hurt. Fiji army is not a terrorist group or a vigilante mob. Its an army equipped with an intelligence wing. In-fact, there are Fijian spies all over the pacific. Even under foreign insignia. Fijians have been spies for the MI5 since the dawn of WWII working undercover in Arab and North African countries. They were former special forces soldiers.

You cant compare Fiji to Samoa in terms of conflict. Samoa is not qualified to fight a professional army. How many guns are there in Samoa? haha

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So it pays to relax and and breathe easy knowing that the Fiji you want to go to war with, is the Fiji that will go head over heels to save you from anyone else.

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US army is not going to do anything lol.
If Fiji starts sheit, Samoa will be run over without a bullet being shot or anyone getting hurt. Fiji army is not a terrorist group or a vigilante mob. Its an army equipped with an intelligence wing. In-fact, there are Fijian spies all over the pacific. Even under foreign insignia. Fijians have been spies for the MI5 since the dawn of WWII working undercover in Arab and North African countries. They were former special forces soldiers.
You cant compare Fiji to Samoa in terms of conflict. Samoa is not qualified to fight a professional army. How many guns are there in Samoa? haha
lol please stop, hadnt had a laugh like that since samoan irish said he was not gay. Anyways, stop talking and pick up a gun already, better yet, pick up a toothbrush and go brush your teeth instead of worrying about armies.
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Tonga has a secret weapon of mass destruction! Its the Tongan Pants Python....it will strangle you to death
Your mama's thighs don't count, poopoo breaf.

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lol please stop, hadnt had a laugh like that since samoan irish said he was not gay. Anyways, stop talking and pick up a gun already, better yet, pick up a toothbrush and go brush your teeth instead of worrying about armies.
Talking is over, Fiji has just left for the Golan heights border between Israel and Syria 2 weeks ago. Tooth brush and all haha.

Samoan eye-rash has over shot his metal capacity and is now locked in phantasmagoria. Which is a normal Samoan disorder haha
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We again gonna whoop their slave muli over and over no doubt their a too tenga lekeleka to stand 4 themselves unlike our warriors of the past this is the 21th century we are far too strong, smart and dangerous that's why we'll take over both Samoa
Keep dreaming, sunshine,...cause' you will wake up to a nightmare like the last encounter. Brng it.
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US army is not going to do anything lol.
If Fiji starts sheit, Samoa will be run over without a bullet being shot or anyone getting hurt. Fiji army is not a terrorist group or a vigilante mob. Its an army equipped with an intelligence wing. In-fact, there are Fijian spies all over the pacific. Even under foreign insignia. Fijians have been spies for the MI5 since the dawn of WWII working undercover in Arab and North African countries. They were former special forces soldiers.
You cant compare Fiji to Samoa in terms of conflict. Samoa is not qualified to fight a professional army. How many guns are there in Samoa? haha
Kava,...c'mon now,...you're overselling your significance,...not a good look. I mean,...if Fiti starts shit,...she will be sorry,...that's for sure. I won't speculate, as you have,...but you and I both know the outcome will not be good for Fiti in the end. You're starting to sound like 'uiha the q'uiha and her laho ambitions.
I don't recall anyone on here comparing Samoan to Fiti forces,...but let me ask you this. What professional army in the world can Fiti defeat in conflict? I honestly can't think of any,...but it is an intriguing scenario.
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Jul 10, 2013
 
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Keep dreaming, sunshine,...cause' you will wake up to a nightmare like the last encounter. Brng it.
You will wake up wit your pants around your ankles and your fafa army ramming you from behind hahahahha
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Jul 10, 2013
 
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You will wake up wit your pants around your ankles and your fafa army ramming you from behind hahahahha
Okay, poopoo bref, punk.

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