How many RuSSkies does it take to cha...

How many RuSSkies does it take to change a light bulb?

Created by smart ruSSkie on May 22, 2013

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500 one to hold the bulb 499 to turn the house

None Russkies don't know what a light bulb is

“In the cockles of weirdness”

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#1 May 22, 2013
Why are Polaks the only ones who eat sh*t?
They're the only ones who know how to cook it.

“In the cockles of weirdness”

Since: Oct 12

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#2 May 22, 2013
The first Polish spacecraft was put into orbit with two astronauts.

One of them took a space walk to repair something on the exterior of the spacecraft.

When he was done he knocked on the airlock's inner door. And the other Polak asked, "Who's there?"
The Iron Dick

Podgorica, Montenegro

#3 May 22, 2013
Assandra Fat Trannie...you are NOT Real Women!
ha ha ha!!

Polak-Jew Inbreed!!
mika brzezinski UG

West Palm Beach, FL

#4 May 22, 2013
-sunshine wrote:
Why are Polaks the only ones who eat sh*t?
They're the only ones who know how to cook it.
From what I see they just toss it around... like chimps in a cage... with severe OCD issues.
AbeUG

United States

#5 May 23, 2013
Stro it! I'm going to cry.

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