Estell Manor New Jersey

[sunshine]

river wrote:

Now that you have 'located' Small Town, well almost, can you do the same some the other NJ resident Abe?
I leaves less clues in his posts though...

I will try but right now I'm focusing on Small Town.

[Small Town America UGX]

sunshine wrote:

Don't worry STA! I only want to find out where you live so maybe we can have that barbeque! You INVITED us over!
Gosh I am soooo excited!:)

You are always invited to attend my barbeque. I have so much to show you. But, do not puff and fluff your wings so much. You are wrong about my location, but within 25 miles from it. Keep digging. As for the town you noted, I was surprised that it has a forum. Perhaps I used a little fabrication in my old posts to set a general idea of what is in my area to the poster I responded to. And that town was a general example. And, I also have a Ford 150. No Ford station wagon, but a 2008 Mercedes and a 2011 Chevy.
I am sooo flattered that you have expended hundreds of man-hours from your shut-in life to investigate my location. Obviously, you hold me up to high esteem to waste so much worthless time, on such an average American like me. Hahaha.

[Small Town America UGX]

sunshine wrote:

<quoted text>I will try but right now I'm focusing on Small Town.

HAHAHA !!!! Geez !! I feel so important.

[FSB]

Small Town America UGX wrote:

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I am sooo flattered that you have expended hundreds of man-hours from your shut-in life to investigate my location. Obviously, you hold me up to high esteem to waste so much worthless time, on such an average American like me. Hahaha.

The rumour is there is a contract on you ...

[Small Town America UGX]

FSB wrote:

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The rumour is there is a contract on you ...

Great !! With my average American abilities, people are always trying to have me under contract. I really can not blame them, though. We Americans are quite smart and are an asset in any endeavor we have a desire to enter into.

[sunshine]

HAHAHAHA! Was that you desperately trying to post on the first page? What happened?:D

I am not wrong about your location. That isn't the first post where you talk about the area you live in, what it looks like ("forrested"), etc.

FYI it took me about 2 hours. I found your post when I was looking for Abe's first posts on this forum, which took less than an hour.

[Small Town America UGX]

sunshine wrote:

HAHAHAHA! Was that you desperately trying to post on the first page? What happened?:D
I am not wrong about your location. That isn't the first post where you talk about the area you live in, what it looks like ("forrested"), etc.
FYI it took me about 2 hours. I found your post when I was looking for Abe's first posts on this forum, which took less than an hour.

I am but a malignant troll. We sleep under bridges with the pigeons and the sewer rats. We cover ourselves with old newspapers to keep warm in winter.

[sunshine]

Small Town America UGX wrote:

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I am but a malignant troll. We sleep under bridges with the pigeons and the sewer rats. We cover ourselves with old newspapers to keep warm in winter.

You live in the ghetto of New Jersey!

[AbeUG]

river wrote:

Now that you have 'located' Small Town, well almost, can you do the same some the other NJ resident Abe?
I leaves less clues in his posts though...

Old Walrus Face, now why do you want to know where I live? So you can do your stalking shenanigans like you did with ana in Canada?

[Small Town America UGX]

Geez! Abe. I have not shot anything since last week, when I had to blow the head of a Black Racer snake that was trying to attack my horse's leg.

The fool snake was kicked out of the corral by my horse, and was slinking back to the corral when I nailed him.

[Smal Town America UGX]

AbeUG wrote:

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Old Walrus Face, now why do you want to know where I live? So you can do your stalking shenanigans like you did with ana in Canada?

Maybe the idea is to locate your kielbasa stand? It may help business if you tell us. Like a free commercial. Just like with zoriana and her dogs. On what street corner do you usually...?(-:

[AbeUG]

Smal Town America UGX wrote:

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Maybe the idea is to locate your kielbasa stand? It may help business if you tell us. Like a free commercial. Just like with zoriana and her dogs. On what street corner do you usually...?(-:

Why don't you tell us what Russian American condominium/retirement home you are at? You know....so we can help you out a bit ;-)

[SWG]

AbeUG wrote:

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...You know....so we can help you out a bit ;-)

Yeah, help him out of the country back to the ditch of a country he came from.

[AbeUG]

SWG wrote:

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Yeah, help him out of the country back to the ditch of a country he came from.

LOL

[Small Town America UGX]

AbeUG wrote:

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LOL

Geez, Abe. I might just look into buying property where they say I live. The taxes are much cheaper there. LOL.

[AbeUG]

river wrote:

Now that you have 'located' Small Town, well almost, can you do the same some the other NJ resident Abe?
He leaves less clues in his posts though...

It's true. I purposely leave no clues so no one can poison me in my sleep. I very much enjoy being clueless.

[uther pendragon]

AbeUG, Anti Ukraine, LimpKielbasa, STD UGX... when it comes to utter cluelessness this bunch of UGlies is...

[sunshine]

uther pendragon wrote:

AbeUG, Anti Ukraine, LimpKielbasa, STD UGX... when it comes to utter cluelessness this bunch of UGlies is...

Hahaha STA is desperately trying to deny he lives here.

[sunshine]

Small Town America UGX wrote:

Geez! Abe. I have not shot anything since last week, when I had to blow the head of a Black Racer snake that was trying to attack my horse's leg.
The fool snake was kicked out of the corral by my horse, and was slinking back to the corral when I nailed him.

You have a horse? Is your little horsey on springs sitting in your living room?

I think you've had lots of practice "blowing the head of"... one-eyed snakes.

[Halonen is Conan OBrien]

Yeah!!!!!!!!!!

It would totally be better to live in Newburgh New York with the Negroes & HiSPICanics

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

Yeah I live near Newburgh it is a poop hole filled with Poop faced Simians LOL

Or better yet the South Bronx!

http://www.youtube.com/watch...