Russian jokes

Created by Isael land of Terrorism on Feb 11, 2013

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What do you call a rusian who died?

Ans. dead drunk

What do you call a Russian pilot?

ans. A flying fool.

What do you call a parrot pet of a starving rusian

ans. cracked bones and feathers

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Small Town America UGX

Pleasantville, NJ

#1 Feb 11, 2013
Interesting jokes.
Small Town America UGX

Pleasantville, NJ

#2 Feb 12, 2013
What do you call a Russian who touches a high tension electrical line? ans. A motivated Russian.
Merkel

Rehlingen-siersburg, Germany

#3 Feb 12, 2013
What do you call a sober russian? A myth.
Small Town America UGX

Mays Landing, NJ

#4 Feb 12, 2013
What do you call a drunk Russian in a dark room? A well lit Russian.
Anonymous

Brewster, NY

#5 Feb 12, 2013
This isn't mine.

Just seems to be Small Town America UGX chimping out.

While he cries about racism. LOL!
Small Town America UGX

Absecon, NJ

#6 Feb 14, 2013
"What do you call a sucessful Russian"? A Russian living in another country.
Boris Whackov

Dunellen, NJ

#8 Feb 14, 2013
What do Russians call a French egg dish made with cheese?

Ovaries.

What do Russians call the business of making record albums?

Pornography

What do Russians call people of non-Jewish origins?

Genitals

What do Russians call fast growing grass?

Sodomy

“Hello. America? It's me.”

Since: Oct 12

Rostov-na-Donu

#9 Feb 15, 2013
Serpentarium =)
Small Town America UGX

Absecon, NJ

#10 Feb 15, 2013
What do you call a drunk Russian who tries to stop a train? ans: A piece of the train.

SWG

Since: Feb 10

Houston, Texas

#11 Feb 15, 2013
Small Town America UGX wrote:
What do you call a drunk Russian who tries to stop a train? ans: A piece of the train.
You need some better material. These aren't that good....)))) Try this one.....

How many Russian goes it take to screw in a light bulb in the ceiling?

Twelve, one to hold the bulb and eleven to turn the ladder.

As I said in another post, is an old Aggie joke. Just switched Aggies for Russians....))))))

Since: Nov 09

Location hidden

#12 Feb 15, 2013
There`s no such dumb people as people of Usa.

Americans are the dumbest people in the world.

Any Russian kid is smarter American college graduat.

Since: Sep 12

In your mind.

#13 Feb 15, 2013
Alexey25 wrote:
There`s no such dumb people as people of Usa.
Americans are the dumbest people in the world.
Any Russian kid is smarter American college graduat.


http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Small Town America UGX

Absecon, NJ

#14 Feb 15, 2013
SWG wrote:
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You need some better material. These aren't that good....)))) Try this one.....
How many Russian goes it take to screw in a light bulb in the ceiling?
Twelve, one to hold the bulb and eleven to turn the ladder.
As I said in another post, is an old Aggie joke. Just switched Aggies for Russians....))))))
Yeah! You are right. Poor quality joke in the morning before coffee. I will improve when I am more fully awake. Ha.

“The Motherland is Great”

Since: Apr 12

Moscow, Russia

#16 Feb 15, 2013
Bah! Dumb jokes from lazy corrupt Americans. Da!
Slavic Tzar

Podgorica, Montenegro

#17 Feb 15, 2013
Russians are great people,we here in BALKANS respect Russians...

God bless Russia....

Who care about dumb America run by Jew Bankers from Wall Street...
Dumb Americans..
Pro Ukraine

London, UK

#18 Feb 15, 2013
What do you call a thin skined person who doesn't like the subtle humour of Russian jokes?

Uther Pendragon.:-)
Small Town America UGX

Absecon, NJ

#19 Feb 15, 2013
Alexey25 wrote:
There`s no such dumb people as people of Usa.
Americans are the dumbest people in the world.
Any Russian kid is smarter American college graduat.
Hahaha!! That was a funny joke, Alexena.
Anonymous

Brewster, NY

#20 Feb 15, 2013
Small Town America UGX wrote:
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Hahaha!! That was a funny joke, Alexena.
He is sort of right though.

Well.... The U.S is such a huge & diverse Nation.... It has the most intelligent & most stupid people in the world so it seems.

... You certainly support Alexey right though.

You are the kind of idiot & hypocrite that make Americans look stupid.
Anonymous

Brewster, NY

#21 Feb 15, 2013
Small Town America UGX wrote:
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Hahaha!! That was a funny joke, Alexena.
You support the U.S to become more stupid too!

I mean actually Eastern Europeans are the main brains of the U.S! LOL

You hate Eastern Europeans.

While you support the Hispanics & Blacks who make the U.S stupid.

You make no sense.

You are a Sub Human chimp.

SWG

Since: Feb 10

Houston, Texas

#22 Feb 15, 2013
Israel Mohel Vampire wrote:
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You support the U.S to become more stupid too!
I mean actually Eastern Europeans are the main brains of the U.S! LOL
You hate Eastern Europeans.
While you support the Hispanics & Blacks who make the U.S stupid.
You make no sense.
You are a Sub Human chimp.
To be blunt, YOU make no sense. You seem, from what you post, to support one "ethnic/people" over another. This in and of itself makes you look stupid and racist! You honestly think that because you are from here or there or are this or that that you are superior to someone else? Are you SERIOUS??? You know how STUPID you sound? You judge people as people and nothing more. There are good AND bad in all groups but to make a blanket statement like you have is foolish and immature at best.

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