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David wrote: Towns in Washington D.C., McCain asked the crowd if they had heard "the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla, beaten senseless, raped repeatedly and left to die?"
The punch line: "When she finally regains consciousness and tries to speak, her doctor leans over to hear her sigh contently and to feebly ask, "Where is that marvelous ape?"
Eeeshh. The joke, as one can imagine, did not go over well with various women's groups, which responded with indignation It did not go over well with me either! EeweeH!
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R Rivera wrote: <quoted text>
Core Rhythms.(Dance Exercise Program)
My co-worker is in her late 50s, she's so funny. She's been showing up to work FULL of energy. There's a total of 6 DVDs, and she brought the 2nd set. I was like, this is cool, latin cardio jam...blah, blah, blah. No big deal, I can dance. Well, let me tell you. I AM SORE! I'm going to try it again, later tonight. LOL I will have to look for me a set any idea where she got them at? I love to dance.
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Had to go check, who posted "en masse". LOL. No surprise there!
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“Resolve your emotion & move on”
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Wow. Posted in the wrong thread!
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**HG Guide to Dining Out.** ---------- I think when you eat out you should have a little fun; it's good for digestion. Simple things! After a waiter recites a long list of specials, ask him if they serve cow feet. Issue special instructions. Ask for the French toast, medium rare. Get a pizza with no toppings, hold the crust. Tell 'em you want eggs: " Fry the whites and poach the yolks." Order a basket of poppy seed rolls and tell them to scrape off the seeds and put them in a separate bowl and heat them to 200 degrees. Keep them busy. Tell your waiter you want to make a substitution: " Instead of my napkin, I'll have the lobster tails.' See what he says. Ask him if the garnish is free. If it is, tell him all you're having is a large plate of garnish. Giving your waiter your drink order can be fun. If you're alone, show the guy you're a real man. " Gimme a glass of napalm and paint thinner straight up." Be individualist; order a gin and hot chocolate. If you're with a date, be sophisticated. Say, " I'll have a rum and goat juice with a twist of cucumber on dry ice." Always order your date's drink; that's very romantic. Especially if you're trying to get laid. " The lady will have a martini, a glass of wine, two zombies, and a beer. And do you have any Quaaludes? When the food arrives, change your mind. Say, "I've changes my mind, waiter. Instead of the roast suckling pig, I believe I'll have a half order of Kellogg's Product 19." (Above were courtesy of the Late Great George Carlin.)
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As Barack Obama began his trip to the Middle East and Europe, the media was already speculating about the possibility of a gaffe. Obama's travel "carries political risk," the New York Times reported, "particularly if Mr. Obama makes a mistake." But the only foreign policy error made in the last few days came this morning on ABC's Good Morning America, when John McCain made ANOTHER geography gaffe while trying to criticize Obama's visit to Iraq.(Just last week, McCain repeatedly referred to Czechoslovakia, a country that hasn't existed since 1993.) Asked by Diane Sawyer whether the "the situation in Afghanistan in precarious and urgent," McCain responded: "I think it's serious.... It's a serious situation, but there's a lot of things we need to do. We have a lot of work to do and I'm afraid it's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border." But as ABC's Rick Klein noted: "Iraq and Pakistan do not share a border. Afghanistan and Pakistan do."
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David wrote: As Barack Obama began his trip to the Middle East and Europe, the media was already speculating about the possibility of a gaffe. Obama's travel "carries political risk," the New York Times reported, "particularly if Mr. Obama makes a mistake."
But the only foreign policy error made in the last few days came this morning on ABC's Good Morning America, when John McCain made ANOTHER geography gaffe while trying to criticize Obama's visit to Iraq.(Just last week, McCain repeatedly referred to Czechoslovakia, a country that hasn't existed since 1993.)
Asked by Diane Sawyer whether the "the situation in Afghanistan in precarious and urgent," McCain responded: "I think it's serious.... It's a serious situation, but there's a lot of things we need to do. We have a lot of work to do and I'm afraid it's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border."
But as ABC's Rick Klein noted: "Iraq and Pakistan do not share a border. Afghanistan and Pakistan do." Excellent post!!
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Give your testimony
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Joined: May 15, 2007
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HairyGuy wrote: **HG Guide to Dining Out.**
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I think when you eat out you should have a little
fun; it's good for digestion. Simple things!
After a waiter recites a long list of specials, ask him if they serve cow feet.
Issue special instructions. Ask for the French toast, medium rare. Get a pizza with no toppings, hold the crust.
Tell 'em you want eggs: " Fry the whites and poach the yolks." Order a basket of poppy seed rolls and tell them to scrape off the seeds and put them in a separate bowl and heat them to 200 degrees. Keep them busy.
Tell your waiter you want to make a substitution: " Instead of my napkin, I'll have the lobster tails.' See what he says. Ask him if the garnish is free. If it is, tell him all you're having is a large plate of garnish.
Giving your waiter your drink order can be fun. If you're alone, show the guy you're a real man. " Gimme a glass of napalm and paint thinner straight up."
Be individualist; order a gin and hot chocolate.
If you're with a date, be sophisticated. Say, " I'll have a rum and goat juice with a twist of cucumber on dry ice."
Always order your date's drink; that's very romantic. Especially if you're trying to get laid. " The lady will have a martini, a glass of wine, two zombies, and a beer. And do you have any Quaaludes?
When the food arrives, change your mind. Say, "I've changes my mind, waiter. Instead of the roast suckling pig, I believe I'll have a half order of Kellogg's Product 19."
(Above were courtesy of the Late Great George Carlin.) Love your sense of humor....I have told you this time and time again. ISA
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ISA wrote: <quoted text>
Love your sense of humor....I have told you this
time and time again. ISA HAPPY BIRTHDAY ISA. Much Love to you from me!! I hope you can view this!! http://www.youtube.com/watch... http://www.youtube.com/watch... http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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S Barnes
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HairyGuy wrote: Yes, a very happy birthday to you ISA! lol
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“Resolve your emotion & move on”
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R Rivera wrote: WOW....what a lovely selection of tunes for me from you....'LAS MANANITAS' was sung to me as a child by my beautiful grandma......Thanks RR
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S Barnes wrote: <quoted text>
Yes, a very happy birthday to you ISA! lol Very much appreciated, S. Barnes, Thanks so much for your wishes......ISA
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HairyGuy wrote: What a talented, pretty little baby girl..... Thanks HG con carino ISA
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Shayla G
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Happy Birthday ISA Hope you have a wonderful day!
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Sergeant
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ISA - Felíz Cumplaños...!
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Shayla G wrote: Happy Birthday ISA
Hope you have a wonderful day! Thanks Shayla....so far so good today....thanks again for your good wishes. ISA
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Sergeant wrote: ISA - Felíz Cumplaños...! Muchas gracias, Sergeant....hope you are well...ISA
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