Where;s the Gay (YIPR) in Puerto Rico???

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Coquilogan

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#1 Jul 16, 2008
Did you go on a cruise ship with your entourage of tall, muscled, tanned and well hung men???

Breakfast in Bed of course with Johnny Wang and a short dip in the pool with John Holmes and an afternoon brunch by the poolside with Derick the Cowboy and you mazola oil dripping all over his body and your lustful eyes gleaming with delight...

You pamper his rear end like a 2 year old baby and smother him with your lustful hands all over his groin and upper legs....

For Dinner, your Tuxedo Style approach as Dr. James Bond of the Viagara Department of Erections and explained the virtudes of safe sex with other Men...

You have erections rubbing you legs and knees with your invitated guests and the wives have no clue what is going on....

You wil whisper in their ears that I am better than your wife and longer,,,I can withstand erections of 5-6 hours without pain or discomfit...I am Iron Prick.....

I will bathe you in the moring with frangrance soap and lather you full of bubbles and delights with surprises in between...

Your friends and ten others will beg the Captain for an immediate anullment so they can devour you, worthship you and make you the Prince of Holy Sin....

In only one Cruise you have destroyed fifteen marriages with your wickerness, sins and sexual perverted acts.....

You belong on the Titanic to do evil no more......

Since: Nov 07

Hayward, CA

#2 Jul 17, 2008
I'll tell you one thing, I bet he's living a better life than you! I like you Coquis, but think about it....YIPR doesn't have your bitterness. You sound very unhappy....he doesn't!

Have a good day.
Coquilogan

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#3 Jul 17, 2008
Thi is all a put on you jerkoff.....I just want reactions from idiots and morons like you...

YIPR is a frustrated old feeble gay and still preaches about the virtudes of violating the 6th Commandment...

Can you imagine one of your childern being molested??? You don;t know anything what's going on except California has legal same sex marriages....take a hint
Coquilogan

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#4 Jul 17, 2008
I want to be a woman..I want to live forever..I want to put on fancy and stylish clothes and especially those panties that hugs my private parts ....

I want a big black Man to slap me, to beat me, to choke me and then to give it to me without mercy...

I need it now...now...now....
You see how it so easy to make fools of all of you....you can sell heaters in Puerto Rico with all the gullible fools living here...

Since: Nov 07

Oakland, CA

#5 Jul 17, 2008
Coquilogan wrote:
Thi is all a put on you jerkoff.....I just want reactions from idiots and morons like you...
YIPR is a frustrated old feeble gay and still preaches about the virtudes of violating the 6th Commandment...
Can you imagine one of your childern being molested??? You don;t know anything what's going on except California has legal same sex marriages....take a hint
You only one coming across as a jerk is you. Pobrecito de ti.

Since: Nov 07

Oakland, CA

#6 Jul 17, 2008
correction: the only one

Since: Nov 07

Oakland, CA

#7 Jul 17, 2008
Coquilogan wrote:
I want to be a woman..I want to live forever..I want to put on fancy and stylish clothes and especially those panties that hugs my private parts ....
I want a big black Man to slap me, to beat me, to choke me and then to give it to me without mercy...
I need it now...now...now....
You see how it so easy to make fools of all of you....you can sell heaters in Puerto Rico with all the gullible fools living here...
I see you're on a rampage today. Move to SF, and no one will say anything to you, for doing all that crap you want to do. hehehehe
Sigmund Freud

Anderson, SC

#8 Jul 17, 2008
R Rivera wrote:
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I see you're on a rampage today. Move to SF, and no one will say anything to you, for doing all that crap you want to do. hehehehe
There are fifty states and over 200 countries in the world. For years and years, Mark Lauer has been ranting and raving how he hates Puerto Rico and its people. Why does he stay here? Really loco mentality!
Gay Penquin

Anderson, SC

#9 Jul 17, 2008
R Rivera wrote:
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I see you're on a rampage today. Move to SF, and no one will say anything to you, for doing all that crap you want to do. hehehehe
San Francisco does not want this closet case. He should join the gay penquins in the South Pole. I hope the glacier he has penquin sex on melts.
Coquilogan

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#10 Jul 17, 2008
Gay Penquins amd Gay Germans....What an odd couple....

You freaking fools go for the hook, line and sinker...you are all big mouth bass....

R. Rivera...just freaking relax and chil out....all this is a put like I said before...

Tu eres un pendejo de verdad....tu creas en toda las mierdas que sale aqui....que freaking mamao tu eres.....

El Polo Norte con los Penquinas de Maricones es mejor de Puerto Rico con el calor y tanto pendejos aqui....

Since: Nov 07

Hayward, CA

#11 Jul 17, 2008
Good Night, Coquis!
HairyGuy

Pacoima, CA

#12 Jul 17, 2008
R Rivera wrote:
correction: the only one
El esta bien enfermo!!
Sergeant

Bethpage, NY

#13 Jul 18, 2008
Coquilogan wrote:
Gay Penquins amd Gay Germans....What an odd couple....
You freaking fools go for the hook, line and sinker...you are all big mouth bass....
R. Rivera...just freaking relax and chil out....all this is a put like I said before...
Tu eres un pendejo de verdad....tu creas en toda las mierdas que sale aqui....que freaking mamao tu eres.....
El Polo Norte con los Penquinas de Maricones es mejor de Puerto Rico con el calor y tanto pendejos aqui....
One of the most notable differences between you and YIPR is that YIPR does not “sound” uneducated… Hence, He is better that you…

So, how does it feel to know that person that you abhor some much is more correct than you…?

You sound like you whished you had the courage to be like him… Do you envy his courage?

And your "Spanish" is not very good looking...
Sergeant

Bethpage, NY

#14 Jul 18, 2008
Beeter THAN you...

...LOl...

“Honorable Permanent Union”

Since: Aug 07

United States

#15 Jul 18, 2008
Coquilogan wrote:
Gay Penquins amd Gay Germans....What an odd couple....
You freaking fools go for the hook, line and sinker...you are all big mouth bass....
R. Rivera...just freaking relax and chil out....all this is a put like I said before...
Tu eres un pendejo de verdad....tu creas en toda las mierdas que sale aqui....que freaking mamao tu eres.....
El Polo Norte con los Penquinas de Maricones es mejor de Puerto Rico con el calor y tanto pendejos aqui....
I came out of the closet in my college years. It sounds like you are still in the closet. You know all the gay spots in Puerto Rico. I only know one or two. How did you learn about these spots? You even know where to go to buy male hustlers. I bet most straight guys have no idea where to cruise for or how to buy gay sex.

What do you and Larry Craig have in common? Are you experienced in tapping your shoe in a stall to have a ball or two?

To thine own self be true!
Coquilogan

AOL

#16 Jul 18, 2008
YIPR....

I am going to Minneapolis and my Male Hustler is taking me to the Airport. I will meet Larry Craig in Stall 23 at that airport....but I do have some time in Puerto Rico....

You can meet us in the American Airlines Terminal and I will be in the Upper Floor Bathroom to the right of the Escalator and you can take my Male Black Hustler back home...

You can't miss him....he's over 6'7" with a big black tanned muscled body and wearing very tight bermuda shorts....

Now, take care of my boy!!!
Coquilogan

AOL

#17 Jul 18, 2008
According to you.....God selected you to be Homosexual instead of a Normal Person...."God creates Flowers, Plants, Trees and Gays that are all beautiful"

These are you words of blasphmey.......Gee, what happened to Coquilogan??? I wanted to be a Big Gay like YIPR....
Gay Penquin

United States

#18 Jul 18, 2008
You say that
your friend is a big, dark, handsome guy. It goes to show that opposites do attract. Aren't you a wrinkled, runty, smelly, German Jew? Why does this guy hang out with you?
Coquilogan

AOL

#19 Jul 18, 2008
Big, dark handsome guy like Barahc Obama....now you are sounding like a scorned woman.....sobre la tema de Puerto Rico...tu pais....tu nacion...tu bandera..../

Viven 160,000 menos puertorriquenos en Puerto Rico que en los Estados Unidos. Estudiantes, profesionales, retirados y familias completas en todos los niveles economicos se siguen sumando a la nueva generacion de emigrantes para vivir en un estado federado.

Entre las preguntas que nos hacemos estan:?que paso con el miedo al ingles??Que ocurrio con el mito de las contribuciones federales??Que paso con el cuco de que la estadidad destruiria la personalidad, la cultura y la identificacion puertorriquena?

?Que pasaria si los separatistas imponen su criterio, sin la ciudadania, sin pasaporte y sin libre movimiento hacia los Estados Unidos y se cierra la valvula de escape?

Habria que echarle ocho pisos a la isla.

El modelo economico de la colonia esta moribundo. Sin la valvula de escape para disipar la sobre-poblacion y reducir el desempleo, la economia se hubiera colapsado hace tiempo.

Mas o menos, en menos de 5 anos...Puerto Rico va ha sufrir un colapsado total....con ingle o sin igles
Coquilogan

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#20 Jul 18, 2008
Wrinkled, runty, smelly German???

I am a handsome, tall & Anglo Saxon blue eye proud white German that has no inferior complexes like you puertorriquneos that lives on welfare, frauds and unable to achieve any sense of maturity in your lives...

You still go to Mami's house on Sunday for her cooking 'cause you can't stand the cooking abilities of your wife or spouse or live in relationship.

You have been Mami's Boy for over 56 years like your Bastard ELA

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