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Limp kielsabas low live father was probably the head of that cavalry.
mika brzezinski UG

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Halonen is Conan OBrien wrote:
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Poland actually invented the modern mine detector with Jozef Pilsudski.
You are such an ignorant retard.
If you are a Serbian?
Poland scored a 106 IQ
Turkey scored a 90 IQ
Serbia scored a 89 IQ
The Serbia IQ of 89 is only 4 points higher than the African American IQ
If you are Hispanic?
Mexico scored a 87 IQ
Hispanic American IQ is 89.
If you are a Jew?
Israel scored a 94 IQ while Poland scored a 99 IQ
Now the latest IQ of Israel is 95 & the latest IQ of Poland is 106
Polak mine detection? Hmmmm. Sending dumb Polaks out wandering into the mine field to explode all the mines? I suppose that would be effective.

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Ha ha, that was in 1950 - 51. When 1st marine division (located in CA) was destroyed by Chineese. It took 8 divisions of Chineese though. I pround my grandfather served in airforce that time and took part in killing yanks.

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Sep 12, 2012
 
Various sources claim between 43 and 60 pilots from the Soviet Union attained ace status in the conflict.[2] Most sources claim around 50 pilots attained ace status during the Korean War, of whom many are very controversial.[9] Research by the United States Air Force named 52 pilots who may have had legitimate claim to the title, though little is known of some of the pilots and it is impossible all of them attained the title with the number of aircraft the USAF claims to have lost in the war.[2] Subsequent independent sources generally agree the number of aces claimed was around 52, but 15 names differ among the lists, particularly lower-scoring pilots. The number of victories for virtually all of the ace pilots is subject to dispute. Listed are names of 67 Soviet pilots attributed as aces in various sources. Of these, the ace status of 30 are in question among historians.[23]

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Actually this is rubbisb. There were about 350 Sviet pilots and they shot down 1200 with odds US planes, including more than 100 B29 if I remembr it right.
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Here's one...
Why do Jews tell Polish jokes?
To smear the credibility of Poles among Americans in order to cover up the degree of Jewish collaboration with Stalin in the communization of Poland after WWII, to cover up the fact that Stalin placed Jews in the highest positions of the Ministry of Public Security after the war and this organization was responsible for torturing, persecuting, and executing patriotic anti-communist Poles such as General Fieldorf, Witold Pilecki, and thousands more...

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mika brzezinski UG wrote:
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Polak mine detection? Hmmmm. Sending dumb Polaks out wandering into the mine field to explode all the mines? I suppose that would be effective.
What is funny is that the IQ of Poland was 99 while the IQ of Israel was 94.

What do you think of that?

I am skeptical of the Jewish IQ being so high in America.

Yeah, they go & they test the IQ of pretty well to do Ashkenazi Jews in the U.S.

They probably aren't factoring in the low end Jewish populations like the Hasidic / Orthodox Jews who probably actually score an IQ similar to Israel, Hispanic & Black Americans.

If they test scored the IQ of Jews in Kiryas Joel it would probably be very low.

They probably aren't testing these kind of poor & stupid Jewish neighborhoods in the U.S for IQ.
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Halonen is Conan OBrien wrote:
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What is funny is that the IQ of Poland was 99 while the IQ of Israel was 94.
What do you think of that?
I am skeptical of the Jewish IQ being so high in America.
Yeah, they go & they test the IQ of pretty well to do Ashkenazi Jews in the U.S.
They probably aren't factoring in the low end Jewish populations like the Hasidic / Orthodox Jews who probably actually score an IQ similar to Israel, Hispanic & Black Americans.
If they test scored the IQ of Jews in Kiryas Joel it would probably be very low.
They probably aren't testing these kind of poor & stupid Jewish neighborhoods in the U.S for IQ.
LimpKielbasa... currently competing with AbeUG for the title of the dumbest Polak joke of them all.
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Sep 14, 2012
 
mika brzezinski UG wrote:
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LimpKielbasa... currently competing with AbeUG for the title of the dumbest Polak joke of them all.
How do you break a Russian's finger?

By punching him in the nose

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mika brzezinski UG wrote:
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LimpKielbasa... currently competing with AbeUG for the title of the dumbest Polak joke of them all.
The dirty stupid Jew Uther doesn't understand facts but rather has emotional tantrums & tells jokes & makes up lies like a typical Jew.

Serbians actually come from Poland you moron.

http://www.google.com/imgres...

I don't think you are a Serb you seem way more like a Jew.

Way more Polish Catholics died in the Holocaust than Serbian Orthodox did.

More Serbs sided with Nazis as Chetniks than Poles did.

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You cry about Poland being behind the Holocaust & you cry about "Adolf Eichmann" being behind the Holocaust of Jews.

While I don't hear you mention of Jasenovac towards Serbs.

You seem awefully f*cking Jewish & you come from an awefully Jewish area.

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AbeUG wrote:
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How do you break a Russian's finger?
By punching him in the nose
Why do you deny that he is a Jew?

Because you are a Jew that is why!

Did you just notice that Uther responded & seem butthurt about my comment against Israel having a lower IQ than Poland?

Uther never once responded to my comments about Serbia having a lower IQ than Poland or Russia having a lower IQ than Poland for that matter.

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Uther is a Jewish fraud from a very Jewish area.

Why do deny that Uther seems to be a Crypto Jew is beyond me... well not exactly you are half Jewish so it is in your interest to not attack him as a Jew.
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Halonen is Conan OBrien wrote:
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Why do you deny that he is a Jew?
Because you are a Jew that is why!
Did you just notice that Uther responded & seem butthurt about my comment against Israel having a lower IQ than Poland?
Uther never once responded to my comments about Serbia having a lower IQ than Poland or Russia having a lower IQ than Poland for that matter.
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Uther is a Jewish fraud from a very Jewish area.
Why do deny that Uther seems to be a Crypto Jew is beyond me... well not exactly you are half Jewish so it is in your interest to not attack him as a Jew.
Why don't you answer this question I keep asking you?

You never answered this question of mine.

If somebody really hates nation A.....and he is aware of a lot of criticisms of nation A by people from Group B......isn't it conceivable that the guy who hates nation A...will use criticims of nation A....by group B.....even if he is not from group B??

Especially when he wants to be a troll and thinks using Group B's criticisms of nation A....will anger people from nation/group A?

Is that inconcievable to you?

And why do you always ignore that uther gets the most butt hurt by things said about RUSSIA??

Why is he so butt hurt by Russian jokes?

Tell me....and please don't ignore this question:

Why does uther demonize me, STA, Annie, Ana8, Ivan and Warrior Poet? What have we said that makes him so butt hurt? Hint: it has nothing to do with the Jews since most these people don't focus on Jews.
AbeUG

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Halonen is Conan OBrien wrote:
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Uther is a Jewish fraud from a very Jewish area.
Why do deny that Uther seems to be a Crypto Jew is beyond me... well not exactly you are half Jewish so it is in your interest to not attack him as a Jew.
LOL

So you think I'm going easy on Jews?? LOL

Didn't you say you thought I was very anti-semitic?

So why did I join you before in attacking Jewish anti-Polish Bigots and other Jews?
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Halonen is Conan OBrien wrote:
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Why do you deny that he is a Jew?
Because he made similar anti-semitic posts that you have made before. That's why.

“Trust no one in politics.”

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AbeUG wrote:
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Because he made similar anti-semitic posts that you have made before. That's why.
Is it true that you are very cheap, have a hooked nose and wear a beanie cap?

“Trust no one in politics.”

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AbeUG wrote:
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LOL
So you think I'm going easy on Jews?? LOL
Didn't you say you thought I was very anti-semitic?
So why did I join you before in attacking Jewish anti-Polish Bigots and other Jews?
Are you not part of the international zionist conspiracy? I hear you coordinate all of your actions in order to undermine western civilization. Is that true?

“Trust no one in politics.”

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AbeUG wrote:
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Why don't you answer this question I keep asking you?
You never answered this question of mine.
If somebody really hates nation A.....and he is aware of a lot of criticisms of nation A by people from Group B......isn't it conceivable that the guy who hates nation A...will use criticims of nation A....by group B.....even if he is not from group B??
Especially when he wants to be a troll and thinks using Group B's criticisms of nation A....will anger people from nation/group A?
Is that inconcievable to you?
And why do you always ignore that uther gets the most butt hurt by things said about RUSSIA??
Why is he so butt hurt by Russian jokes?
Tell me....and please don't ignore this question:
Why does uther demonize me, STA, Annie, Ana8, Ivan and Warrior Poet? What have we said that makes him so butt hurt? Hint: it has nothing to do with the Jews since most these people don't focus on Jews.
AbeUG... still the dumbest Polak joke of all... even LimpKielbasa can not take the prize away from the Joisey kielbasa peddler.
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Sep 14, 2012
 
uther pendragon wrote:
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AbeUG... still the dumbest Polak joke of all... even LimpKielbasa can not take the prize away from the Joisey kielbasa peddler.
And you're still the dumbest RuSSian Retard.

Despite your RuSSians being the first to put man into space....your ancestral RuSSia has gone to hell.

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AbeUG wrote:
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LOL
So you think I'm going easy on Jews?? LOL
Didn't you say you thought I was very anti-semitic?
So why did I join you before in attacking Jewish anti-Polish Bigots and other Jews?
I think you are mildy Anti Semitic in unpleasant truths about Jews you have come to not like about a lot of the general Jewish nature.

I think when push comes to shove you will defend Jews & don't want to exactly defend Jews rather you want to kind of call Jews out on their bullshit a bit but not actually fully attack them either.

It wouldn't surprise me if you at one time in life were actually very Pro Jewish but then kind of stopped becoming so Pro Jewish after you have seen many things about Jews you don't like & how Jews have viciously attacked your Polish side & been manipulative & very Liberal.

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AbeUG wrote:
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Why don't you answer this question I keep asking you?
You never answered this question of mine.
If somebody really hates nation A.....and he is aware of a lot of criticisms of nation A by people from Group B......isn't it conceivable that the guy who hates nation A...will use criticims of nation A....by group B.....even if he is not from group B??
Especially when he wants to be a troll and thinks using Group B's criticisms of nation A....will anger people from nation/group A?
Is that inconcievable to you?
And why do you always ignore that uther gets the most butt hurt by things said about RUSSIA??
Why is he so butt hurt by Russian jokes?
Tell me....and please don't ignore this question:
Why does uther demonize me, STA, Annie, Ana8, Ivan and Warrior Poet? What have we said that makes him so butt hurt? Hint: it has nothing to do with the Jews since most these people don't focus on Jews.
Uther deeply supports Mexicans & Uther has openly admitted he wants & supports Mexicans from taking over the U.S

So I mean WTF?

I mean Uther seems to get as much if not more offended by people attacking Mexicans.

Anyways if you ask me Uther might just use Mexicans & Russia as enemies of the U.S he wants to destroy the U.S

I mean Uther openly admits he wants Mexicans to destroy the U.S pretty much it seems similar for Russia he might jerk off on the idea of Russia nuking the U.S

I sure as hell don't like the Nation of Russia.

i don't exactly hate the Russian ethnicity I like their women & I like a lot of their beliefs towards Anti Multiculturalism, Anti Semitism, Anti Islamic, Anti Gay pride etc

I don't know for me Russians & Poles seem quite similar we have had major conflicts.

When it comes down to it Poles & Russians share many of similar foods, drinks, words & even often look similar & act a bit similar.

I find it hard to hate so much a people who seem rather similar to Polish people.

I see no reason to hate a similar Slavic people over Stalin the Georgian, Trotsky the Jew, Lenin the German / Jew / Mongol / Finn or Semion Mogilevich the Jew.

Heck even many Russians themselves are convinced Putin isn't Russian but Finno-Ugric

Some Geneologists have said that Putin is indeed a Finno-Ugric

Given how Putin looks he does indeed look very Finno-Ugric

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