Villagers spend 24 hours helping rescue 40ft lorry which became...

Nov 21, 2012 Read more: Daily Mail 164

One wrong turning became a 24-hour rescue mission after a hapless Polish lorry driver followed his sat-nav into a dead end.

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#1 Nov 22, 2012
You see how these people drive?
Small wonder their pilotes had ignored al the warnings from ATC in Smolensk, just like this drive has ignored traffic sign on the road where he got stuck.
Polonus

Lodz, Poland

#2 Nov 22, 2012
Alexey25 wrote:
Small wonder their pilotes had ignored al the warnings from ATC in Smolensk,
ATC in Smolensk. lol. lol. lol.

http://www.fakt.pl/Ta-rudera-to-wieza-kontrol...

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#3 Nov 22, 2012
Polonus wrote:
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ATC in Smolensk. lol. lol. lol.
http://www.fakt.pl/Ta-rudera-to-wieza-kontrol...
When Poles are in the cockpit and Polish president himself gives rders to the pilots no ATC will save them from a crash.
Lukashenko is Dr Phil

Finland

#4 Nov 23, 2012
Stupid polaks. Polonus do you live in a ghetto. Ask Ape send some gefilte fish.
Annie

London, UK

#5 Nov 23, 2012
Satnav mistakes happen to a lot of lorries (and cars). The sign is pretty useless if you don't speak English. The plan four years ago to use clearer signs doesn't seem to have been implemented here - perhaps now they will put up something more obvious. From the same paper :

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-20486...
Polonus

Lodz, Poland

#6 Nov 23, 2012
Alexey25 wrote:
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When Poles are in the cockpit and Polish president himself gives rders to the pilots no ATC will save them from a crash.
No, Alexey, you've got wrong information. Not only did he give orders but he was in the cockpit, stearing the plane by himself, drunk as a lord and talking to Tatiana Anodina at the same time.
That's the way it was.

Again, funny thing this ATC Smolensk Tower of yours, isn't it?
I wonder if they put man to space with it. lol.

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#7 Nov 23, 2012
Polonus wrote:
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No, Alexey, you've got wrong information. Not only did he give orders but he was in the cockpit, stearing the plane by himself, drunk as a lord and talking to Tatiana Anodina at the same time.
That's the way it was.
Again, funny thing this ATC Smolensk Tower of yours, isn't it?
I wonder if they put man to space with it. lol.
This is airfield for military planes driven by Russian aces, not for civil ones, driven by dumb Polaks.
Annie

London, UK

#8 Nov 23, 2012
actually it was decommissioned by the army a few months before the disaster which is why they didn't have adequate equipment in place to guide a plane safely in fog. It's just used for cargo planes or pre-arranged private landings. It should be closed if it's not equipped safely.

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#9 Nov 23, 2012
Annie wrote:
actually it was decommissioned by the army a few months before the disaster which is why they didn't have adequate equipment in place to guide a plane safely in fog. It's just used for cargo planes or pre-arranged private landings. It should be closed if it's not equipped safely.
No, it shouldn`t be used for landings in fog.
That was what dumb Polaks were told.

Yea, they offered to ply either tp Minsk or to Moscow.
Ha it happened so that I was landing in Moscow the very same time they crashed in Smolensk. There was no fog in Moscow that time.

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#10 Nov 23, 2012
Here is a good Polish joke on topic.))

Polish Airways flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield and suddenly exclaimed to his copilot, "Holy crap! Look how short that runway is! I've never seen one so short!"

The copilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you're right! That's insane! Are you sure we can make it?" "Well we better, were almost out of fuel."

So the captain got on the intercom and notified the passengers to put their heads between their knees and prepare for an emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down and slowed the plane to just over stall speed.

The jumbo jet came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilot's hands were sweating, the copilot was praying. They touched down and came screeching to a halt JUST before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking. "Whew! That was close!" yelled the captain." That runway was short!" "Yeah!" said the copilot," and wide too!"
Annie

London, UK

#11 Nov 23, 2012
Should have closed it full stop. We have better car parks.

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#12 Nov 23, 2012
Porbably the city of Smolensk doesn`t have a normal airport if they used this one.
So they should turn it into a nomal civil airport, especially taking into acount world`s football cup in Russia. Maybe some visitors will go through this airport. Moscow`s airports will be filled with passangers that time.
Annie

London, UK

#13 Nov 24, 2012
Or maybe they should build a proper car park there. Nobody is going to want to take a plane there given the lack of local ATC understanding.

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#14 Nov 24, 2012
Annie wrote:
Or maybe they should build a proper car park there. Nobody is going to want to take a plane there given the lack of local ATC understanding.
The problem was not ATC but dumb Polih pilotes.
Don`t try to pervert the story that ACT would look guilty, you stupid rusophobe.
ATC did riht. Told stupid Polaks to fly away.
AbeUG

Bedminster, NJ

#15 Nov 24, 2012
Alexey25 wrote:
Here is a good Polish joke on topic.))
Polish Airways flight 113 was descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield and suddenly exclaimed to his copilot, "Holy crap! Look how short that runway is! I've never seen one so short!"
The copilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! you're right! That's insane! Are you sure we can make it?" "Well we better, were almost out of fuel."
So the captain got on the intercom and notified the passengers to put their heads between their knees and prepare for an emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down and slowed the plane to just over stall speed.
The jumbo jet came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilot's hands were sweating, the copilot was praying. They touched down and came screeching to a halt JUST before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking. "Whew! That was close!" yelled the captain." That runway was short!" "Yeah!" said the copilot," and wide too!"
Here is a good Russian joke.

Boris the dumb RuSSkie Helicopter pilot says to Moscow, "Iz it OKs if I clean my ugly dirty RuSSkie helicopter in the ocean? Moscow says.....its OK Boris....you just make sure you gets lots of water on dirty RuSSkie helicopter to cleans it!
&NR =1&has_verified=1
AbeUG

Bedminster, NJ

#16 Nov 24, 2012
Here is Arnmand the proud Russkie playing with electricity. Russkies don't know what electricity is so they are amused with it and like to play with it for Russkie fun when they see it.
&fe ature=related
AbeUG

Bedminster, NJ

#17 Nov 24, 2012
Here is Alexey the proud Molotov-Ribbentrop Russian doing his Russian bike trick.

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#18 Nov 24, 2012
Three men were all applying for the same job as a detective. One was Polish, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. Rather than ask the standard questions during the interview, the chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.

When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the chief asked, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.

When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief thanked the man who then left.

When the Polish man arrived for his interview, he was asked the exact same question. He thought for a long time, before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow." When the Polish man arrived home, his wife asked "How did the interview go?" He replied, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder!"

AbeUG

Bedminster, NJ

#19 Nov 24, 2012
How do you sink a Russian submarine?

You put it in water.

Why is Russian leader Putin a midget?

Because his Russian genetics is inferior.

How do you break a RuSSians finger?

You punch him in the nose.

Why do RuSSkies love to murder and loot other nations and were begging the Nazi Germans to be friends with them with the Molotov-Ribbentrop Nazi Germany-RuSSia FRIENDSHIP pact for Nazi Germany and RuSSia to murder and pillage Europe together to enrich themselves?

Because RuSSians were trying their hardest to kiss ass to Nazi Germany and IMPRESS Nazi Germany with all their RuSSkie technology on how best to make death camps.
AbeUG

Bedminster, NJ

#21 Nov 24, 2012
What does a RuSSian call diarrahea?

Chocolate pudding.

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