Drunk Aussie busted on motorised 'esky'

Mar 26, 2014 Full story: The New Zealand Herald 9

Snr Cnst Kelly Miles with a motorized esky that a man was alleged to have ridden in public whilst drunk.

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multiculturism sucks

Adelaide, Australia

#1 Mar 26, 2014
must have been Dazza from Housos
Give it back to the Abos

Modesto, CA

#2 Mar 26, 2014
bwahaha how civilized who let these poofters run a country?
Zoobest T Erchlimeicher

South Yarra, Australia

#3 Mar 26, 2014
Give it back to the Abos wrote:
bwahaha how civilized who let these poofters run a country?
I don't know (or care) if he's a Poofter but you can BET he's the type who, come election day proudly declares -'I wuz bawnta' voad 'Lay-Bah' being code for -'I don't have a brain of me own an juz' voad Lay-Bah like me (D-Head) pair-entz did'
UNVME

Sydney, Australia

#4 Mar 26, 2014
Zoobest T Erchlimeicher wrote:
<quoted text>
I don't know (or care) if he's a Poofter but you can BET he's the type who, come election day proudly declares -'I wuz bawnta' voad 'Lay-Bah' being code for -'I don't have a brain of me own an juz' voad Lay-Bah like me (D-Head) pair-entz did'
come take a "shower" its right this way :)

“REFUSE ALL IMITATIONS!!”

Since: Jan 11

Australia

#5 Mar 27, 2014
LMAO!!

This could only happen in a Police State!

Where I come from you only get booked for riding a motorized Esky if you fail to register it as a Mobility Scooter.
Blacky the Indian

Melbourne, Australia

#6 Mar 27, 2014
His esky contained:
10 longnecks
2 large goon bags
6 cans of woodstock bourbon and coke.

He blew 0.30 and was driving it on the footpath at 4.45pm.

I bet you his grog was warm when he finally got home, after all that effort to transport it in an esky, only to be nabbed, too funny.
MH370 FarkOFFNow

Taiwan

#7 Mar 27, 2014
Blacky the Indian wrote:
His esky contained:
10 longnecks
2 large goon bags
6 cans of woodstock bourbon and coke.
He blew 0.30 and was driving it on the footpath at 4.45pm.
I bet you his grog was warm when he finally got home, after all that effort to transport it in an esky, only to be nabbed, too funny.
fcukin goon bags lol must have been some abos there
Give it back to the Abos

Modesto, CA

#8 Mar 31, 2014
Blacky the Indian wrote:
His esky contained:
10 longnecks
2 large goon bags
6 cans of woodstock bourbon and coke.
He blew 0.30 and was driving it on the footpath at 4.45pm.
I bet you his grog was warm when he finally got home, after all that effort to transport it in an esky, only to be nabbed, too funny.
he was getting ready for the afl rounds lol
Give it back to the Abos

Wilmington, DE

#9 Mar 31, 2014
the eskies arent big enough to hold many goon bags so i prefer to carry mine and my missus like to carry hers like a hang bag but the racist white bird shyt cops keep arresting her cause shes black the racists.

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