Tongariro Erupts

“Educating Utus”

Since: Aug 10

Papakura, New Zealand

#1 Aug 6, 2012
Part Maoris have been quick to lodge claims for the ash erupting from Mt Tongariro.
When asked if they should pay to clear ash from the desert rd, they replied: wtf?
coco chitty

Auckland, New Zealand

#2 Aug 6, 2012
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“Original Gangster Wannabe”

Since: Jul 12

Auckland, New Zealand

#4 Aug 6, 2012
Torqueing Heads wrote:
Part Maoris have been quick to lodge claims for the ash erupting from Mt Tongariro.
When asked if they should pay to clear ash from the desert rd, they replied: wtf?
Awesome, love it. So damn true too!

“Educating Utus”

Since: Aug 10

Papakura, New Zealand

#5 Aug 6, 2012
My house smells like friggen Rotorua.
Can I claim redress from the part Maoris for this?
bludy duck

New Zealand

#7 Aug 7, 2012
Torqueing Heads wrote:
My house smells like friggen Rotorua.
Can I claim redress from the part Maoris for this?
yea i did the mean eggy shit on ya pillows soz m8

“Educating Utus”

Since: Aug 10

Papakura, New Zealand

#8 Aug 7, 2012
bludy duck wrote:
<quoted text>yea i did the mean eggy shit on ya pillows soz m8
Ah that explains it!
I thought it smelled like a part Maori.
bludy duck

New Zealand

#9 Aug 7, 2012
na tha part maori smell woz from ya mrs vageen. i put ma maori part up it
bludy duck

New Zealand

#10 Aug 7, 2012
she woz like damn its so huge never felt anything up that deep and i just put in tha tip

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